Andrew andrew-t

I like making mathsy toys in Javascript. Currently using a lot of NodeJS on AWS.

andrew-t / bond-film-generator.js

Last active February 26, 2020 22:04

Bond Film Title Generator

	const fetch = require('node-fetch'),
	cheerio = require('cheerio');

	fetch('https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English-language_idioms')
	.then(res => res.text())
	.then(html => cheerio.load(html))
	.then($ => {
	const t = $('#mw-content-text .wikitable.sortable td:first-child');
	for (let i = 0; i < 50; ++i) {
	const words = $(t[rnd(t)]).text().split(' '),

andrew-t / gormless-golf.js

Last active February 8, 2019 16:07

generates euphemisms for a notable online berksquad

	// cmudict file at http://svn.code.sf.net/p/cmusphinx/code/trunk/cmudict/cmudict-0.7b
	// for more info see http://www.speech.cs.cmu.edu/cgi-bin/cmudict

	const dict = require('fs')
	.readFileSync(__dirname + '/cmudict', 'utf8')
	.split('\n')
	.filter(x => x && x[0] != ';')
	.map(x => {
	const [ word, parts ] = x.split(' ');
	return {

andrew-t / star-wars-jenkins.css

Last active October 30, 2017 16:40

Make waiting for your Jenkins builds more exciting by replacing the console with a Star Wars style scroller

	@namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);

	@-moz-document regexp("https:\/\/[ regexp'd jenkins url here ]\/.*console") {

	#out,
	.console-output {
	text-transform: uppercase;
	font-family: sans-serif !important;
	perspective-origin: bottom;
	transform: rotateX(45deg);

andrew-t / bubbles.html

Last active August 29, 2015 14:04

Angular (in this case) bubbling problem

	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<html>
	<head>
	<script src="//ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/angularjs/1.2.14/angular.js"></script>
	<script src="script.js"></script>
	<meta charset="utf-8">
	<title>JS Bin</title>
	</head>
	<body ng-app="app">
	<div ng-controller="con">