I hereby claim:
- I am berdandy on github.
- I am berdandy (https://keybase.io/berdandy) on keybase.
- I have a public key whose fingerprint is D917 33DF 10A4 B139 1C21 A969 B386 9727 0583 B8B9
To claim this, I am signing this object:
Andy Berdan berdandy
[Hangover from Hell scenario; Randy Random; "Some Challenge" difficulty]
- Greg, the animal-loving pacifist.
- Dmitri, the marksman. Greg's friend.
- Gordon, the farmer. Greg's uncle.
- Spider, the doctor. Greg's lover.
Well, there we were, travelling through space on our way to Greg's bachelor party. We decided to get a bit of pre-drinking on, so we dipped into the party supplies. Next thing you know, Uncle Gordo leans on the controls and klaxons start blaring and we're careening through space, heading for the planet surface. Greg manages to get some control, so we land in a temperate forest zone, which isn't so bad. No immediate danger. Which is good. Because we're all HAMMERED.
- Put a pile of treasure in the centre of the table (coins, beads, tokens, etc)
- The players are all members of a party, resting from a day of adventuring at The Banned Bandit Band's Band
- Upon talking to the Bard Bartender Brad, the party learns the tavern has a contest. The best adventuring story wins a free night's stay, and unlimited food and drink. The catch is that only one party member can win it, or risk being barred by the Bard from The Banned Bandit Band's Band
This poem floats around the internet in various states. As far as I can tell, the original authors were Fred Bremmer and Steve Kroese of Calvin College & Seminary of Grand Rapids, MI., and was published in INFOCUS Magazine in May/June 1990.
A poll conducted among INFOCUS readers had established "waka" as the proper pronunciation for the angle-bracket characters () and , though some readers held out resolutely for "norkies." The text of