.bash_profile

#!/bin/bash
let upSeconds="$(/usr/bin/cut -d. -f1 /proc/uptime)"
let secs=$((${upSeconds}%60))
let mins=$((${upSeconds}/60%60))
let hours=$((${upSeconds}/3600%24))
let days=$((${upSeconds}/86400))
UPTIME=`printf "%d days, %02dh%02dm%02ds" "$days" "$hours" "$mins" "$secs"`

# get the load averages
read one five fifteen rest < /proc/loadavg

echo "$(tput setaf 2)
   .~~.   .~~.    `date +"%A, %e %B %Y, %X %Z"`
  '. \ ' ' / .'   `uname -srmo`$(tput setaf 1)
   .~ .~~~..~.    
  : .~.'~'.~. :   Uptime.............: ${UPTIME}
 ~ (   ) (   ) ~  Memory.............: `cat /proc/meminfo | grep MemFree | awk {'print $2'}`kB (Free) / `cat /proc/meminfo | grep MemTotal | awk {'print $2'}`kB (Total)
( : '~'.~.'~' : ) Load Averages......: ${one}, ${five}, ${fifteen} (1, 5, 15 min)
 ~ .~ (   ) ~. ~  Running Processes..: `ps ax | wc -l | tr -d " "`
  (  : '~' :  )   CPU Temperature....: `/opt/vc/bin/vcgencmd measure_temp | cut -c 6-9 | awk '{ print $1 "°C" }'`
   '~ .~~~. ~'    Free Disk Space....: `df -Ph | grep -E '^/dev/root' | awk '{ print $4 " of " $2 }'`
       '~'        IP Addresses.......: `/sbin/ifconfig eth0 | /bin/grep "inet addr" | /usr/bin/cut -d ":" -f 2 | /usr/bin/cut -d " " -f 1` and `wget -q -O - http://icanhazip.com/ | tail`
                  Weather............: Brooklyn`curl -s "http://rss.accuweather.com/rss/liveweather_rss.asp?metric=211&LOCCODE=11211" | sed -n '/Currently:/ s/.*: \(.*\): \([0-9]*\)\([CF]\).*/\2°\3, \1/p'`
$(tput sgr0)"

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alias refresh='source ~/.bash_profile'

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# Easier navigation: .., ..., ~ and -
alias ..="cd .."
alias cd..="cd .."
alias ...="cd ../.."
alias ....="cd ../../.."
alias .....="cd ../../../.."
alias ~="cd ~" # `cd` is probably faster to type though
alias -- -="cd -"

alias hosts='sudo vim /etc/hosts'   # yes I occasionally 127.0.0.1 twitter.com ;)

# handy things
alias bunyip='node ~/code/bunyip/cli.js'
alias spotify="osascript ~/code/SpotifyControl/SpotifyControl.scpt"
alias vlc="osascript ~/code/VLCControl/VLCControl.scpt"


# Detect which `ls` flavor is in use
if ls --color > /dev/null 2>&1; then # GNU `ls`
   colorflag="--color"
else # OS X `ls`
	colorflag="-G"
fi

# List all files colorized in long format
alias l="ls -l ${colorflag}"

# List all files colorized in long format, including dot files
alias la="ls -la ${colorflag}"


# List only directories
alias lsd='ls -l | grep "^d"'

# Always use color output for `ls`
if [[ "$OSTYPE" =~ ^darwin ]]; then
	alias ls="command ls -G"
else
	alias ls="command ls --color"
	export LS_COLORS='no=00:fi=00:di=01;34:ln=01;36:pi=40;33:so=01;35:do=01;35:bd=40;33;01:cd=40;33;01:or=40;31;01:ex=01;32:*.tar=01;31:*.tgz=01;31:*.arj=01;31:*.taz=01;31:*.lzh=01;31:*.zip=01;31:*.z=01;31:*.Z=01;31:*.gz=01;31:*.bz2=01;31:*.deb=01;31:*.rpm=01;31:*.jar=01;31:*.jpg=01;35:*.jpeg=01;35:*.gif=01;35:*.bmp=01;35:*.pbm=01;35:*.pgm=01;35:*.ppm=01;35:*.tga=01;35:*.xbm=01;35:*.xpm=01;35:*.tif=01;35:*.tiff=01;35:*.png=01;35:*.mov=01;35:*.mpg=01;35:*.mpeg=01;35:*.avi=01;35:*.fli=01;35:*.gl=01;35:*.dl=01;35:*.xcf=01;35:*.xwd=01;35:*.ogg=01;35:*.mp3=01;35:*.wav=01;35:'
fi

# `cat` with beautiful colors. requires Pygments installed.
# 							   sudo easy_install Pygments
alias c='pygmentize -O style=monokai -f console256 -g'

# GIT STUFF

# Undo a `git push`
alias undopush="git push -f origin HEAD^:master"


# git root
alias gr='[ ! -z `git rev-parse --show-cdup` ] && cd `git rev-parse --show-cdup || pwd`'

# IP addresses
alias ip="dig +short myip.opendns.com @resolver1.opendns.com"
alias localip="ipconfig getifaddr en1"
alias ips="ifconfig -a | perl -nle'/(\d+\.\d+\.\d+\.\d+)/ && print $1'"

# Enhanced WHOIS lookups
alias whois="whois -h whois-servers.net"

# Flush Directory Service cache
alias flush="dscacheutil -flushcache"

# View HTTP traffic
alias sniff="sudo ngrep -d 'en1' -t '^(GET|POST) ' 'tcp and port 80'"
alias httpdump="sudo tcpdump -i en1 -n -s 0 -w - | grep -a -o -E \"Host\: .*|GET \/.*\""

# Canonical hex dump; some systems have this symlinked
type -t hd > /dev/null || alias hd="hexdump -C"

# OS X has no `md5sum`, so use `md5` as a fallback
type -t md5sum > /dev/null || alias md5sum="md5"

# Trim new lines and copy to clipboard
alias trimcopy="tr -d '\n' | pbcopy"

# Recursively delete `.DS_Store` files
alias cleanup="find . -name '*.DS_Store' -type f -ls -delete"

# Shortcuts
alias g="git"
alias v="vim"

# File size
alias fs="stat -f \"%z bytes\""

# One of @janmoesen’s ProTip™s
for method in GET HEAD POST PUT DELETE TRACE OPTIONS; do
	alias "$method"="lwp-request -m '$method'"
done

Swapped weather to BK