Bret Little blittle

I want to write software that helps kill people.

Please, before you call the police and get my github account put on lockdown, allow me a moment to explain. What I really want to do is work on projects that advance the human condition and improve people's lives. I've been in a mad dash to learn how to program for the past four or five years exactly because I realized how much good I could do for the world with a computer.

"The primary objective of copyright is not to reward the labor of authors, but [to] promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts."

"To this end, copyright assures authors the right to their original expression, but encourages others to build freely upon the ideas and information conveyed by a work. This result is neither unfair nor unfortunate. It is the means by which copyright advances the progress of science and art."

-- US Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor

Let Google cache and resize your images.

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Original:

	//-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
	// The MIT License
	//
	// Copyright (c) 2009 Patrick Mueller
	//
	// Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of
	// this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal in
	// the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to
	// use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies
	// of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do

	{
	"AL": "Alabama",
	"AK": "Alaska",
	"AS": "American Samoa",
	"AZ": "Arizona",
	"AR": "Arkansas",
	"CA": "California",
	"CO": "Colorado",
	"CT": "Connecticut",
	"DE": "Delaware",

	/* EXAMPLE:

	var workerCode = function(){
	"use strict;" //this will become the first line of the worker

	CalculateSomething(a,b,c,d){
	var v = a+b+c+d; //trivial calculation
	main.DisplayResult(v,"hello");
	}

	#!/usr/bin/env bash
	# MIT © Sindre Sorhus - sindresorhus.com

	# git hook to run a command after `git pull` if a specified file was changed
	# Run `chmod +x post-merge` to make it executable then put it into `.git/hooks/`.

	changed_files="$(git diff-tree -r --name-only --no-commit-id ORIG_HEAD HEAD)"

	check_run() {
	echo "$changed_files" \| grep --quiet "$1" && eval "$2"

	var EventEmitter = require('events').EventEmitter,
	_ = require('lodash');

	/**
	* Creates an action functor object
	*/
	exports.createAction = function() {

	var action = new EventEmitter(),
	eventLabel = "action",

	/**
	classy jQuery - an alternate reality where jQuery really sucked and never took off
	OR
	Why nobody would have liked jQuery if it had exported a class instead of a factory.
	**/

	// This just looks stupid. Are we creating a new DOM element
	// with id="foo"? Nope. We're selecting an existing DOM element
	// with id="foo", and wrapping it in a jQuery object instance.
	var $foo = new $('#foo');

	if (window.requestAnimationFrame) {
	function checkForJank () { // eslint-disable-line no-inner-delcarations
	const frameStart = Date.now()
	window.requestAnimationFrame(() => {
	const frameDuration = Date.now() - frameStart
	if (frameDuration > 17) {
	Perf.log(FirstJank)
	} else {
	checkForJank()
	}