Feel free to fork and expand and/or add more languages as an example to why this would be horrible, and I'll add them here :)
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#!/usr/bin/env ruby -wKU | |
# Paste this code into a TextExpander snippet to have the Shakespeare Insult Kit a keystroke away | |
# Just set the Content of the TextExpander snippet to 'Shell Script', and give it an abbreviation | |
# Shakespeare Insult Kit: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html | |
print "Thou " + ["artless","bawdy","beslubbering","bootless","churlish","cockered","clouted","craven","currish","dankish","dissembling","droning","errant","fawning","fobbing","froward","frothy","gleeking","goatish","gorbellied","impertinent","infectious","jarring","loggerheaded","lumpish","mammering","mangled","mewling","paunchy","pribbling","puking","puny","qualling","rank","reeky","roguish","ruttish","saucy","spleeny","spongy","surly","tottering","unmuzzled","vain","venomed","villainous","warped","wayward","weedy","yeasty","cullionly","fusty","caluminous","wimpled","burly-boned","misbegotten","odiferous","poisonous","fishified","Wart-necked"].sample + " " + ["base-court","bat-fowling","beef-witted","beetle-headed","b |
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<!doctype html> | |
<html> | |
<head> | |
<meta charset="utf-8"> | |
<meta content="yes" name="apple-mobile-web-app-capable"> | |
<title></title> | |
<!-- iPhone --> | |
<link href="http://taylor.fausak.me/static/images/apple-touch-icon-57x57.png" |
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var Robot = function(robot){ | |
robot.turnLeft(robot.angle % 90); | |
robot.turnGunRight(90); | |
robot.clone(); | |
this.direction = 1; | |
}; | |
Robot.prototype.onIdle = function(ev) { | |
var robot = ev.robot; | |
robot.ahead(1); | |
if (robot.parentId) { |
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body { | |
font-family: Helvetica, arial, sans-serif; | |
font-size: 14px; | |
line-height: 1.6; | |
padding-top: 10px; | |
padding-bottom: 10px; | |
background-color: white; | |
padding: 30px; } | |
body > *:first-child { |
#Things to install on new MacBooks to make moar awesome
##Install these
- iTerm - terminal replacement
- Alfred - spotlight replacement and uber useful tool
- Git - Because you do version control the right way
- Oh My Zsh - Lets make your bash usable
- Sublime Text 2 - Best text editor ever (unless you're a vim gimp)
- Package Control - Package manager for ST2
- Virtual Box - VMs that work pretty well
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# ~/.osx — http://mths.be/osx | |
############################################################################### | |
# General UI/UX # | |
############################################################################### | |
# Set computer name (as done via System Preferences → Sharing) | |
scutil --set ComputerName "MacBookPro" | |
scutil --set HostName "MacBookPro" | |
scutil --set LocalHostName "MacBookPro" |
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<!-- From Mathias Bynens' blog post 'Everything you always wanted to know about touch icons' (http://mathiasbynens.be/notes/touch-icons) --> | |
<!-- For third-generation iPad with high-resolution Retina display: --> | |
<link rel="apple-touch-icon-precomposed" sizes="144x144" href="apple-touch-icon-144x144-precomposed.png"> | |
<!-- For iPhone with high-resolution Retina display: --> | |
<link rel="apple-touch-icon-precomposed" sizes="114x114" href="apple-touch-icon-114x114-precomposed.png"> | |
<!-- For first- and second-generation iPad: --> | |
<link rel="apple-touch-icon-precomposed" sizes="72x72" href="apple-touch-icon-72x72-precomposed.png"> |
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