SteveAustin!!!

steveaustin.cs

private dynamic SteveAustin( string[] props, object[] args, object thing ) {
    var sixmill_man = new ExpandoObject();
    var steve = sixmill_man as IDictionary<string, object>;
    for( int i = 0; i < props.Length; i++ ) {
        steve.Add( props[ i ], args[ i ] );
    }
    if( thing != null )
        foreach( var pair in thing.ToDictionary() )
            if( !steve.ContainsKey( pair.Key ) )
                steve.Add( pair.Key, pair.Value );
    return sixmill_man;
}