the botgle beat

botgle-board.js

var Twit = require('twit')

var T = new Twit({
    consumer_key:         'blaahhh'
  , consumer_secret:      'monsters'
  , access_token:         'tyrannosaurus'
  , access_token_secret:  'awful'
})
var shuffle = require('shuffle-array')
var options = { screen_name: 'botgle',
                count: 200 };

T.get('statuses/user_timeline', options , function(err, toots) {
  var now = new Date
  var two_hours = 3 * 60 * 60 * 1000
  var recent_toots = toots.filter(function(toot){
    return now - Date.parse(toot.created_at) < two_hours
  })

  var played_toots = recent_toots.filter(function(toot){
    return toot.text.match(/ plays /)
  })

  var players = played_toots.reduce(function(plyrs, toot){
    var uname = toot.text.match(/@\w+/)[0].replace("@", "")
    var words = toot.text.split(" ").filter(function(word){
      return word.match(/^[A-Z]+$/)
    })
    plyrs[uname] = plyrs[uname] ? plyrs[uname].concat(words) : words
    return plyrs
  }, {})

  var score_rows = Object.keys(players).map(function(player){
    var words = shuffle(players[player]).join(" ")
    if(player.length + 2 + words.length > 140){
      var splits = words.split(" ")
      var first = splits.slice(0, ~~(splits.length / 2)).join(" ")
      var second = splits.slice(~~(splits.length / 2) ).join(" ")
      return [player + ": " + first, player + ": " + second]
    } else {
      return player + ": " + words
    }

  }).reduce(function(a, b){
    return a.concat(b)
  }, [])

  console.log(score_rows)

  console.log(recent_toots.map(function(t){return t.text}))
   var score_toot = recent_toots.filter(function(toot){
    return toot.text.match(/ SCORES:/)
  })[0]


  var winner = score_toot.text.split("\n")[1].match(/@\w+/)[0].replace("@", "")

console.log(winner)
  var cheers = ["CONGRATULATIONS ", "WAY TO GO ", "LETS HEAR IT FOR ", "WOW WOW WOWWWWWW "]
  var salutations = ["GOOD ROUND EVERYBODY!", "LETS KEEP THAT ENERGY GOING! YEAH!", "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", "ALRIGHT!", "RADICAL!"]

  var cheer = shuffle(cheers)[0]
  var salut = shuffle(salutations)[0]

  var firsty = [cheer + winner + "! " + salut]

  score_rows = firsty.concat(score_rows)

  score_rows.forEach(function(row, i){
    setTimeout(function(){
      console.log('FIRING OFF ONE')
      T.post('statuses/update', { status: row }, function(err, data, response) {
        console.log(data)
      })
    }, 1000 * 60 * (i + 1.5))
  })

})

do this toooo.sh

npm install --save shuffle-array twit