anonymous_bureaucrat.txt

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 FBI. We have a warrant to search the premises. Folks, just bear with us please. It won't take long.
 You're under arrest for a charge of espionage. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney and have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at Government expense. Do you understand these rights?
 OK, now that's uncalled for. Senator -
 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 36th annual Florida State tango competition. Now entering the floor, contestants number one - Nicholas von Getzé and Miss Nita Leon.
 And now, last year's champions, Leonardo Santavos, and Miss Vera Ledow.
 Ladies and gentlemen, El Lobo and Nikita Moldinaro.
 On television Shocking news out of Maryland today, as children's television host, Cap'n Toby, Fred Tobalowski, was arrested on federal charges of espionage. The FBI alleges that Tobalowski, working with unidentified co-conspirators, used his television show to pass US counter-intelligence secrets to the Government of China. No motive has been suggested for his alleged actions, although it is known that Tobalowski's wife of 18 years is a naturalised Chinese immigrant. Calls to the couple's suburban Baltimore home have gone unanswered. And now for further news let's go to field reporter, Lauren...
 on television. America fights back. And now, John Walsh.
 Say it! Aaargh!
 Say it!
 Damn straight. Some captain of the football team you are.
 I think big, see. Bigger than you. I'm gonna do big things and then I'm gonna write about them. People will hang on my every word. Yeah. I'll be a crusading publisher and make the world a better place. Like - like - like Hugh Hefner. Yeah.
 Dr. de Vico, we're off-line. Disturbance at the source.
 What about the test subjects. They're coming out of it.
 He's seizing. Call the code.
 Ma'am.
 Hi.
 Got it right here.
 All right.
 May I help you?
 We do. It's in the back.
 This is a pleasant surprise. You are here to sell, aren't you? Word is out about your new acquisition.
 I must say, I'm rather cross at you. I feel left out of a large number of opportunities - the Octium IV chip, the water powered car - none of these items ever made it to market. Strange.
 There's a dozen potential witnesses right outside the door. You'd be seen.
 You again.
 Look, you can save yourself a trip down here. The answer's always gonna be "no".
 Let me guess. "Can I have the CIA files on Oswald. Can I have the FBI files on Martin Luther King."
 "Can I have the missing 18 minutes of the Nixon tapes."
 Mr. Byers. As you can see I'm a very busy man.
 Unbelievable. One of your FoI requests actually went through.
 Looks like you hit the jackpot.
 What's it to you?
 Look, I didn't see a ring on her finger. So whoever you are, I don't have to tell you anything.
 The year 1944. D-Day. After a successful landing on the beaches of Normandy, Allied troops battled their way through the French countryside. On to Paris and the liberation of France but for some -
 - liberation comes too late. A brave member of the French Resistance murdered by a traitor -
 - the dreaded Poisoner of Alsace. Alsace-Lorraine -
 - the historic frontier province long claimed by both France and Germany. The village of Verzenay. Here the Poisoner of Alsace lays claim to some 20 victims - all members of the French Resistance. But what of this shadowy poisoner? Who is he -
 - or she?
 Suspected is this woman, Madame Davos. Before the Occupation she was well known as the best baker of Verzenay, but few saw her true face.
 Heroic marines capture a high-ranking Nazi officer -
 - believed to be the man behind Madame Davos' tricks. But why did she do it?
 There are rumours among the townsfolk, talk of illicit rendezvous, romance.
 "I will never tell you". "You'll never find her." "You will never learn her secrets." Prophetic words, for the Madame disappeared and has not been seen since. Will she be found? What is her mysterious secret?
 We may never know.
 Stop with the fluff. Get to the damn allegations.
 Who told him to say that?
 Where'd he get those questions?
 He's too stupid to make them up.
 Wait a second. Who's that guy?
 The guy with the silver balloon.
 I don't know how but he's hijacked our transmission.
 Hey, you!
 I'm talking to you.
 What's your business here?
 No you're not. Who's your boss?
 Nurse. What's the other patient. I take it we have an emergency.
 Repossession for non-payment. This says I can take it.
 Sorry, talk to the bank.
 Keep this on until you see a doctor. And see one, 'cause I'm pretty sure you cracked a rib. She finishes strapping JIMMY'S ribs It's better if we take him with us.
 You got it, coach! Whoo Rar!
 Hey coach!
 How about you come with me.
 Go back and watch TV or something. Try and relax.
 Absolutely no video cameras.
 Come in.
 Where'd y'all come from?
 Wesley and Dillinger. Well, Dillinger, you've got the right name for where you're going.
 9993713.
 Step back!
 Lock 'em down.
 Give me your hands.
 Fall out.
 Recreation.
 Give me your hands.
 Infirmary.
 You got a visitor.
 As of 12:01 AM Douglas Robert Pfeiffer is dead.
 We have a man having a severe allergic reaction here, over.
 Take it easy. Help's on the way.
 What the hell is this?
 to FROHIKE Where's the chip.
 Looking at FROHIKE Full body cavity search.
 Owww!
 What are you doing?
 They're boarding.
 How do I know?
 Hello, Mr. Rose.
 Hey...
 Oh, pardon me.
 You're very welcome. Cheers.
 I work for the government. I am based out at Nevada actually. I'm just here in town on business. My job, uh, kind of cloak and dagger you might say. It involves National security.
 That's what I love to hear.
 I'm not armed.
 I have a message for you. People that you care about may die tonight.
 It's up to you. If you come with me now, they'll be safe. Perhaps we could take your car.
 answering Hello.
 As expected. Your end?
 Subtitles You punk. You're going down.
 Civilians on the field! Time out!
 Check, guys. Coming through.
 Not just a team, but a league. We're the first but we got franchises starting up. In California, Arizona and Florida. God bless modern technology. Sonar helmets, beeping footballs. I know it'll work. I promise you, one day you'll be watching these men on ESPN.
 How're you feeling?
 Ringo, you're supposed to be milking. I told you - typing is for secretaries, that damn-fool toy is going on the junk pile.
 Actually I find that face to face yields better results. I want to know what you have for me.
 Do you ever think about dinosaurs?
 It's amazing, to think that our entire world's economy is based on them, you know?
 Actually, when I say dinosaurs I'm referring to the oil companies. As in, though huge and lumbering, we have sharp teeth.
 Howdy.
 It's good to see you.
 So, is there anything I should tell you boys. Anything you need to know about J.T.
 Well -
 Uh, you're not the boys who are here for J.T.?
 angry Look, are you or are you not here for J.T. because I don't take too kindly to trespassers.
 You are?
 You're the experts from the State Extension Office.
 Well, good then. Could we please get on with his rectal palpation?
 Right. Now J.T. is a mite sensitive - so take it easy.
 Get on with it. I haven't got all day.
 Here.
 So, what do you think? Seminal vesiculitis?
 to JIMMY Hey you, get up front and help me calm J.T. down.
 J.T. is a bull, not a cow. You grab him there and he's gonna kick your friend right through that wall.
 So who are you boys really, 'cos you don't know a damn thing about livestock. Are you from a collections agency?
 My god. Shelly Mizer?
 I call my bull J.T. in honour of my Dad. We bought him the same week that Dad passed away. to SHELLY It was two months back.
 Well, if Dad initialed it and it's got a pallet number, then I assume it's some sort of Air Force materials invoice. to FROHIKE You said 1962?
 VO Nurse! Can you come back here!
 VO Excuse me.
 laughing Hey! What are you doing with your hands?
 What the hell is this?
 Who are you people and what are you doing in my bed?
 As a last resort, believe me. Mrs Pfeiffer's son Douglas is on death row in Texas, awaiting execution. I'm his attorney, Jeremy Wash.
 When I grow up I want to be a singer just like Dolly Parton. I want to be rich and famous and have big - gestures the obvious with her hands.
 Nothing broken.
 Malawi has an area of 45,747 square miles and its unit of currency is the kwacha. Is that correct, sir?
 What, you mean you don't know the answer? Huh! How am I supposed to impress you folks if nobody knows when I'm right!
 But I am. 45,747, or, in square kilometres, 118,484. Look it up when you get home!
 No need. No needs. Mere child's play for Mr. Memory, ladies and gentlemen. Come on, somebody ask me a tough one.
 It sold for 34,999 pounds sterling.
 No dressing room and no dignity.
 Cerveza Sammy's... Hicksville, Long Island... April 4, 1999, 8 o'clock show. You had a bunch of blind guys with you.
 Completed passes thrown by Joe Nameth, 72 season, 162.
 Total number of episodes of the TV series 'The Man From Atlantis' starring Patrick Duffy, 17.
 Yeah, and, oh yeah, who would win in a fair fight: Han Solo or Indiana Jones?
 He got murdered here. That's all I know about it. Really.
 I don't recall. pause All right, I found them behind the john. So what?
 Have you got a girl in there?
 You do have a girl in there. Now, look, you can't just park in front of my house to play slap and tickle all day.
 Then what are you doing?
 sees monitor Is that Mrs Haag's house? Oh, my lord, you're spying on Mrs Haag.
 Her maid? Mrs Allsopp? Well, whatever for?
 Well, of course she's not American, she's from France.
 You're the son, aren't you. Oh, it's so wonderful you two found each other after all these years. I'm Louella Everidge from across the street.
 Can I help you gentlemen?
 Oh. Where does it hurt?
 Then you need a specialist.
 Doctor can't treat what doctor can't see. I'm going to send you for a lower G.I.
 Excuse me.
 The doctor will see you now.
 Remove your clothes and put on a gown. The doctor will be along.
 What in heaven's name - !
 What shall we do with the prisoners?
 Ready!
 Aim!
 Ready!
 Aim!
 Next stop, ladies wear.
 Enchante, mademoiselle.
 The difference between you and me is - I got a gun.
 Sir. We've got an intruder. I'm tracing ...
 I've isolated their bitstream, DSL, DC metro ...
 On board. Scanning for vitals.
 Here we go. Address data file.
 Lost them. Sorry, sir.
 Bogey, sir.
 Dr. Bromberg. Dr. Bromberg! I think I'm starting to feel my knee, it kinda hurts.
 What is this?
 Sir, passengers are not allowed in the cockpit. I need you to return to your seat now.
 Sir, I'll be happy to contact your superiors in the government -
 Sir! Dammit!
 He's right!
 All right, try cutting electrical power.
 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We are experiencing some, uh, technical difficulties up here. At this time we would like you all to return to your seats.
 New York Center? This is Atlantic National flight 265 heavy. We are declaring an emergency. We have 110 souls on board, 16,000 pounds of fuel, and no dangerous goods or cargo to report.
 We've got manual override!
 Let's go
 Would you do the honours?
 on television. After the story was featured of the television program 'America's Most Wanted' Police received several tips, one of them has led authorities to re-examine this bizarre murder case. A mortuary worker, who saw the show, recognized Dr. Millikan as a John Doe who was interred last Spring. Police now believe the missing surgeon was not the Doctor of Death. He was poisoned by the real killer using a common anaesthetic, Lydocaine. Police are now widening their search for this killer.
 I'm here at campaign headquarters in downtown Richmond with Senator Richard Jefferson.
 Just four days before the election, in a race which is suddenly ugly with allegations after the death of a Jefferson campaign worker in a mysterious auto accident.
 Senator, your opponent claims that you're trying to bury the facts about the accident and the truth about your relationship with the victim, Miss Bonabo.
 Cut the crap, Senator. Wasn't Miss Bonabo's accident really just a way to keep her quiet about your torrid little affair.
 Isn't it well known amongst your staff that you and Miss Bonabo liked to play hide the salami.
 Senator Skirtchaser -
 Senator Skirtchaser?
 Whaaa?
 on television I'm here at Senator Jefferson's campaign headquarters, where yesterday voters rallied excitedly, expecting a landslide victory. But those rally cries turned to deafening silence this morning, after a tearful speech by the senator, telling the voters about a secret affair and of a love child with a former campaign worker.
 on television First election results in, showing Senator Jefferson not out of this race by any means.
 We are all deeply saddened by the tragic loss of this young woman, Miss Bonabo. Our hearts go out to the family of our good friend.
 Let me say emphatically, those are lies, meant to capitalize politically on a real tragedy.
 Well that's rather a bizarre bit of phraseology I really shouldn't dignify with a response.
 You know, I certainly hope my Momma's not listening, 'cos I know how it upsets her to hear these vicious rumours.
 Nice kid.
 As I stand here today, just hours before election day, I stand here as a partner, with you. As a friend. A relative. A man you can trust, not just to protect the America we know and love, but to fight for you like a junkyard dog. I am the man -
 to crowd Folks, you'll have to excuse me.
 What are you doing there?
 I'm calling the police.
 The hell he is! Pfeiffer, wasn't that his name?
 Oh yeah. I run the glass shop two doors down. Old Wally was a sweetheart. I guarantee you he gave that guy, Pfeiffer, every dollar in the drawer without a peep. Bastard shot him anyway.
 Because I saw him. Thank god for Wally's silent alarm. Because we hear the cops coming and he runs off. But I saw his face, as plain as day. You take my word for it, Pfeiffer is absolutely a murderer. And he killed a good man. You guys are barking up the wrong tree.
 What the hell?
 The Cutlass 442 is faster than the Belvedere GTX, all right!
 You're a shrimp. You'll always be a shrimp, shrimp! What do you have to say about that?
 I think he's just making them up.
 What guy?
 I don't know.
 On TV Ahoy little mateys. Welcome aboard Cap'n Toby's tugboat.
 Ahoy there, little mateys. Watch the new Cap'n Toby show weekday mornings at 7 on this station, 'till then put the wind up your backs and a song in your hearts. Smooth sailing!
 What's wrong with the pipe?
 John, it's a bubble pipe, an argument could be made it promotes blowing bubbles. Look, Cap'n Toby has a pipe. He's had a pipe for 31 years. The pipe and the magic porthole routine are about the only things left from the early days.
 Oh please.
 I have to lie down.
 Street? What street? John, why do we need new theme music. And why is this the first I'm hearing of it?
 Look, Toby, you hired me so that you don't have to think about this stuff any more. You want to connect with todays kids, sit back and let me show you how.
 Yeah?
 Thanks for coming Wayne. Sorry about that, I led them here, I had to get them away from my family.
 Well I guess I shouldn't complain, I was lucky to get bail. Wayne - I need your help with something.
 I need to put on a show, here, today.
 Yeah. The last one. I was hoping you could help me put a crew together, whoever would show up.
 Oh, don't need one.
 That's the easy part.
 Ahoy there, little mateys.
 That's better. One more time, "Ahoy little mateys". The audience reacts slightly. Alright then...
 Well Clarence, what's the matter, you seem kind of glum?
 Because this is your home, and the thing about home is, there is no place better.
 Because we live in the one place that was built from the ground up on a great idea, that people ought to be free, that they should live as they wish, marry who they wish. A lot of people forget that sometimes and it doesn't always work the way it's supposed to, but the idea is great and always will be, and we should work to keep it that way, and never lose it.
 Not the reaction I'd hoped for.
 Lowry ain't going to say jack, man. He don't talk.
 Yeah, sissy-assed lisp. Sounds like a little bitch when he talks. Thound like thith. Don't you never mention it.
 Infirmary. Goon squad called, kicked him good. Patching him up now so they can send him back to the death house.
 Yeah, sure.
 Prisoner. Got any smokes?
 Take it anyway.
 smiling Fore.
 off screen Need any help?
 That would be you.
 Without even knowing what it is?
 You got the job.
 Eastern European accent You will use these. You have T1 access, of course.
 East stock online accounts. Set up a bogus corporation. Access the account debiting protocols and transact a fifty share outright purchase at ten dollars a share on every east stock account.
 Yep.
 Just make it happen by midnight.
 Mr. Bond. Why are you here?
 Mr. Bond!
 Where did you get these ideas?
 I'm not German.
 I trust you are ready.
 And that's it?
 All of it transferred to the account number I gave you.
 An excellent job.
 Let's see that you get paid.
 I'll be back.
 answering machine You can leave me a message after the beep.
 Offscreen All right. Over against the wall. Both you boys know the routine.
 Offscreen How did you know I was here?
 Police been watching this place and a hundred more just like it.
 Ever since your story broke in the newspaper.
 You cops have all the dumb luck.
 Can I get anybody anything?
 I'm sorry, Sir. We're out of fresh limes. Would you like a just a straight rum and Coke?
 BYERS, Bertram. Blue 92 Caprice.
 Yeah. We got it.
 You're Bertram Byers?
 Date of birth January 1934.
 It's over yonder.
 Hey! Your car's over here.
 This yonder! This one's your Caprice.
 Hope you didn't leave nothing in the glove box.
 On behalf of our 14,000 employees, I am pleased to say "Welcome to E-Com-Con". The most technically advanced yet socially conscious company on the Fortune 500.
 In this state-of-the-art research and development centre, we are taking the next step in computer processor evolution and we're creating a new age of innovation and customer service.
 Sir, are you sure you're on the right tour?
 Well, ah. The, um, Octium IV is our latest high speed processor. It's capable of 6.8 gigaflops, that's nearly 7 billion calculations per second.
 Sir, I don't know that this is the proper forum -
 What is the highest price paid for a pop star's clothing?
 Thank you.
 So, what do you do for a living?
 Really? Well I can keep a secret.
 Mm-mm.
 Wow.
 Excuse me!
 I love the way French sounds.
 Wow. This is so nice.
 Whoa, guys. This is so not my scene.
 What are you doing?
 What do you want here?
 Get off me.
 VO Campaign headquarters. May I help you?
 VO In here, hurry up.
 The love your baby feels is the love your baby deals. In the animal kingdom babies who are not nurtured by their mothers grow up unprepared to nurture their own offspring. So it is with the human animal.
 The job of nurturing falls to both Mommy and Daddy. But sometimes Daddy feels ill-equipped to bond with baby. And that's why we're here today!
 Gentlemen, keep those nipples high and proud!
 laughing Honey!
 Melvin, it's Alberta Pfeiffer.

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dumping random "anonymouse character" lines