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my code so fine but my language coarse
i be making pull requests on that open source

configuring nginx and modifying them CORS
but you can't see me bruh cuz i'm browsing with TOR

and all these haters open issues like owe them wrappers
around some random API cuz their app is backwards

but I aint got time, cuz their app doesn't matter
passive income growth hacker im all over them AdWords

im spitting out functions like a factory pattern
yeah i do it async cuz fast I/O matters

directly manipulating bits on those hard drive platters
while i'm close to the metal yr code base is in tatters

so here is some advice to all of you programmers
from the juniors to the leads to the enterprise scammers:

write small modules, obey SOLID principles
if you got a problem: my fee is negotiable

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