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Hi David,
I came across your profile online and wanted to reach out about Development
Opportunities here at Groupon. The company is growing, and we're always
looking for folks with solid skills that can make positive contribution to
our continued success. Any chance you'd be open to a quick conversation
about opportunities, or for any possible networking potential? If so, let me
know when you're free and we can set up a time to chat. Also, if you are
interested, it would be great if you could forward a current resume over
that I can take a look at. I look forward to hearing back from you! Please
let me know if you have any questions.
Cheers,
<Yet Another Clueless Tech Recruiter>

@muzlim brilliant.
Recruiter: "Minute over, I fear you don't know rails at all!"

我靠,有木有!!!

after a few weeks and they get over it:
we have a position as recruiters. Do you know dhh?

I think that recruiter lost his job by now

@muzlim no, but his mind!

Thanks for the laugh! Maybe Larry Wall would be available for a Perl gig.

With those kind of recruiters Groupon has a bright future :P

The recruiter to his wife: Today something strange happened, everybody was making fun of me cuz I offered This guy called dhh a job,
The wife: mmmm .... I bet you he's too bad and everybody knows that.

Recruiter: ok good you are the creator, then you must be very good at it. Still interested?

Recruiter: ok good you are the creator, then you must be very good at it. Still interested?
:D :D

Awesome awesome awesome. Thanks for the Friday laugh.

Awesome. haha

I don't know about you guys but I've seen recruiters on the rampage for Rails developers lately, so the fact that someone didn't do their homework is not surprising

团购DHH。

Awesome. Ha Ha Ha... :D

I also heard that he is looking for a Dart programmer who can write a "Hello JavaScript" script in more than 17000 lines of Javascript code. Many that would be an option. What do you think @dhh?

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH @rodrigoflores it was the best meme \0/

Agreed, @rodrigoflores made the best one!
Damn recruiters...

So funny ! You made my day...

This has made my day. Thank you for the laugh. I am so glad I don't work at Groupon. I'd die of the shame.

@sfloresv it's not Groupon's fault.

AHAHAHAHAHA

Waoooooooo.... Please send your resume.......... ;)

hahaha

All of @rodrigoflores' images are gone, anyone got a copy? I feel like I'm missing out

I have 100 years of experience in javascript, c, cobol, foxtran, f#, c#. Can hire me? I created Swift, java and perl as inventor of the languages too.
#somuchsarcasm