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give me a fictional recipe for a meal for two by carnie abraham lincoln using only food waste from a traveling circus in his time
Carnie Abraham Lincoln's Circus Stable Waste Skillet:
Ingredients:
1/2 cup of fresh horse manure
1/4 cup of stale horse feed
1/4 cup of dried-out apple cores
2 tablespoons of melted circus peanut butter
1 tablespoon of circus mustard
Instructions:
Heat a large skillet over medium heat.
Add the horse manure and stale horse feed to the skillet and cook until the manure has softened.
Add the apple cores and melted peanut butter to the skillet and stir to combine.
Cook for an additional 2-3 minutes, or until the apple cores have softened and the skillet contents are heated through.
Serve hot, topped with a drizzle of circus mustard.
Serves 2. Enjoy your unique and delicious meal!
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