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| "Hole Foods" store. Donuts, bagels, Cheerios, pretzels, mac and cheese, pineapple rings, Life Savers | |
| "Interrobang", OKCupid clone for grammarians | |
| $590 bike wheel with apps | |
| $60 IPHONE DICK | |
| $600 shoes made of pretty much paper | |
| 'A Modest Proposal' family restaurant | |
| .Hz .o, .Hz .m, .Hz .k, .Hz .n | |
| 1 month a year people get drafted to do menial labour | |
| 1) you have something to say 2) you blog about it 3) PROFIT | |
| 1-bit router | |
| 10,000 RMB IPHONE DOCK | |
| 10,000 WATT iPHONE DOCK | |
| 10yo boy urine, overnight | |
| 11 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION | |
| 11 year old date dot com | |
| 12th century drama in actual 12th-century english | |
| 19andmycat, like 23andme but for cat dna | |
| 25000 dots | |
| 2D AVATARS FOR BANK ROBBERS TO SLIP THROUGH BARS | |
| 2FA light gun | |
| 3 AXIS CLOTHING | |
| 3 AXIS LAUNDRY DRYER | |
| 3/4S OF A HEAD | |
| 3D GELATO PRINTER | |
| 3d print fake cartridge games | |
| 3d printed bespoke prosthetic foreskins | |
| 3d printed butter sculpture | |
| 3d printed fedoras and neckbeards | |
| 3d printed teeth | |
| 3d-printable ivory | |
| 3rd graders run data centers | |
| 8 bit utilikilt | |
| 8 year olds, dude | |
| 8====D | |
| 9/11 flight sim | |
| < dh1_> startup idea: | |
| < dh> startup idea: | |
| <@antifreez_> startup idea: | |
| <@pyna> startup idea: | |
| <@tehloki> startup idea: | |
| A REBUTTAL THAT IS AN ACTUAL BUTT | |
| A company that has barbers deliver pizza and provide haircuts. | |
| A restaurant where you win beards | |
| A social network for organic farmers with HPV | |
| ABLATIVE SCROTUM | |
| ACHIEVEMENT BADGES FOR vi AND emacs | |
| AEROGEL FLESHLIGHT | |
| AEROGEL FLESHLIGHTY | |
| AGILE ANIMAL CROSSING | |
| AGOG DOG | |
| AI for Mormons | |
| AIRPODS WITH A NOTCH | |
| ALCOHOLIC BORSCHT | |
| ALIEN VS PREDATOR BALLET | |
| ALNICO 4 | |
| AMAZON ECHO/GLADE AIR FRESHENER | |
| AMAZON FOR COLORECTAL SURGEONS | |
| AMAZON PRIME SANDWICH DELIVERY | |
| ANATOMICALLY CORRECT SMILEY | |
| ANCIENT VIRILE HORNDOG | |
| ANOTHER MOON | |
| ANTEATER | |
| ANTHEATER | |
| AR Chives | |
| ARE YOU FULL ASIAN | |
| ARISTOCRATS REBOOT | |
| ARMORED ALOHA SHIRTS | |
| ARTISAN SHIT | |
| ARTISAN WINDOWS 10 | |
| ARTISANAL PRUNO | |
| ARTISINAL AUTISTIC MONKEYS | |
| ASIAN? | |
| ASMR TOENAIL CLIPPING | |
| ASMR Tax Preparation on Twitch | |
| ASPERGERS HUGBOX | |
| ASS KNUCKLES | |
| AUDIO INSTAGRAM | |
| AUDIOPHILE BANANAS | |
| AUDIOPHILE SOCKS | |
| AUTISM INHALER | |
| AUTOCLAVABLE IPHONE | |
| AUTOCLAVABLE MERMAID HARNESSES | |
| AUTOCLAVABLE REUSABLE DEVICE FOR VIOLET BLUE TO DETERMINE IF A BOOTH BABE IS AN IOS DEVELOPER | |
| AUTOCLAVABLE TRADE SHOW | |
| AUTOCLAVABLE YOSEMITE SAM SCULPTURE | |
| AWS S3 /dev/null STORAGE | |
| Adobe Creative Clown | |
| Adult Field Trips: How It's Made with a live studio audience | |
| Adult Field Trips: Sex Party | |
| Adult Field Trips: party bus from bar to gentleman's lounge | |
| Aggro-Vat for storing aggression. | |
| Alibi app | |
| All lemon Mike & Ikes | |
| Amazon Manaus Gangster | |
| Amazon Pamplamousse, drone dispensing bubbly water directly into your bloodstream | |
| Apartments aimed at internet gamers strategically situated near servers | |
| Apple Watch app to synchronize jerkin it with your bros | |
| Apple Watch but you hold it in your hand | |
| Arabic for Brown People | |
| BACON CIRCUS PEANUTS | |
| BAD DUDES AS AN MMPORG | |
| BAIN CAPITAL FOR WOLVES | |
| BAJINGO | |
| BALUT BUFFET | |
| BANANAPHONE | |
| BAPPIN | |
| BBKeto | |
| BEAR-PROOF IPODS | |
| BEARD IN A BOX | |
| BEER | |
| BEER CHEWS | |
| BEG FOR YOUR LIFE, CHARLIE BROWN | |
| BESPOKE MOPS | |
| BESPOKE ROPE | |
| BESPOKE SPOKES | |
| BESPOKE TRAMPOLINES | |
| BING | |
| BITCOIN FOR WOLVES | |
| BJ PILLS | |
| BLACK LASER | |
| BLEVE | |
| BLIND SIMULATOR FOR OCULUS RIFT | |
| BLOBchain | |
| BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY AMEN | |
| BOTTOMLESS SISYPHEAN METAFILTER | |
| BREAKAWAY PANTS | |
| BRINICLES | |
| BUCKET O' RIBS | |
| BUG BYTES | |
| BUTTER COW COLLISION | |
| BUTTS | |
| BYOC coffee shop | |
| Bags, but for bikes! | |
| Bears On A Plane. A grimdark reboot of Disney's Tale Spin. | |
| Beer Chews, beer-infused meat jerky soaked in the regional favorite of brew | |
| Beer advertisements featuring guys getting arrested holding beer (yours or competitors) | |
| Bento box drivethrough | |
| Betty Davercise | |
| Bhutanese passport iPhone ringtones. | |
| Big Data Visualization Storyboarding and Wireframing Techniques’ like never before! | |
| Bikingi, svelte roadwear | |
| Bing | |
| Boba Fête, Star Wars-themed birthday party kit | |
| Braids & Bosoms RPG | |
| Bud Bombs, spherical handheld vapes | |
| Burriot food cart, misspelled but still delicious | |
| C.H.U.D. III | |
| CABBAGE TOTS | |
| CANDY CRUSH SAGA ON OCULUS RIFT | |
| CARBOB | |
| CARBONATED GRAVY | |
| CARBONATED MILK | |
| CARBONATED PUDDING | |
| CARBONATED URINE | |
| CARE BEAR SNACKS | |
| CAT SCRATCH FEVER ADVIL | |
| CAnnabis k-cups | |
| CEMENTOS: THE FRESH MAKER | |
| CGI CUM | |
| CHATURBATE FOR CITRIX WITH GOOGLE GLASS SUPPORT | |
| CHEAM CREEMS | |
| CHICKEN NIPPLES | |
| CITRIX IN THE SHOWER | |
| CNC litter box | |
| COCKTOPUS | |
| COMBINATION DILDO AND TRAILER HITCH | |
| COMPETITVE SCREENSAVERS | |
| CONFIRMED PIP | |
| CONFLICT-FREE BUTT PLUGS | |
| COREGASM | |
| COW | |
| COW SHARE | |
| CRAB CLAWS MADE OF PUPPY TEARS | |
| CRAB WALL | |
| CRAFT BEER BETA AVAILABLE ONLY BY INVITATION | |
| CRM FOR DOGS | |
| CRUD app for managing crudit�s platters | |
| CUBE GLEAMING | |
| CUCKS GONE WILD videos | |
| CUECAT | |
| CUECAT FOR FOOD | |
| Candida albicans | |
| Carbon fiber fedora with RFID shielding | |
| Carhawks, spiked car toppers for extreme delivery drivers | |
| Cash Hose, a TV show where people withstand a firehose for a while and eventually some change comes out … and then a coupla $100s | |
| Cattack, a semi-automatic feline | |
| Centrifuge abortions | |
| ChatGepeto | |
| Chinks-Mex, Chinese food in burrito format | |
| Churr-Os, tiny cinnamon-sugar donuts for breakfast | |
| City beautification project where taxicab exhaust includes Febreze | |
| Clamato Bidet LLC | |
| ClimbinB | |
| Co-worker space with shop cats | |
| Coding with Lube, a scaffolding framework | |
| Company called Upbuddy that does nothing except provide a joke | |
| CoolTalk, an refrigerator running Android connected to landline with Bluetooth headset capabilities | |
| Coolthulu | |
| Counterfeit Wines, prounounced "Counte-fay" | |
| Criminal defense insurance. | |
| Cronugget, dingleberry-flavored croissant-donut mashups | |
| D&D: The Sims | |
| DAEDRIC ARMOR | |
| DAFT PUNK PANPIPES | |
| DAIKON CONFUSION | |
| DALGONA CHICKEN | |
| DATA BALLS | |
| DATACENTER ON A TRAIN | |
| DAVID LYNCH SUPER BOWL HALF TIME SHOW | |
| DEALER-SERVICED CRONUTS | |
| DECORTATIVE BIKE RACKS | |
| DEDICATED POOP BUTTON | |
| DEFCON LEVELS BUT FOR BANANAS | |
| DERIVATIVE IPHONE TRANCHES | |
| DIABETES CARE TARGETED TOWARDS BLOGGERS | |
| DIAGONAL CHICKEN | |
| DIET COKE IN GLASS BOTTLES WITH MEXICAN ASPERTAME | |
| DISCONNECTED DIMENSON AREA CODES | |
| DIY human leather kit | |
| DOGS MADE OUT OF TACOS | |
| DONUT MACHINE | |
| DOOM: Encarta 95 | |
| DOS medical services, blama obamacare | |
| DRM electricity | |
| DRONE UMBRELLA | |
| DROP C TUNING | |
| DROPSHIP POTATO CLOCKS | |
| DUART | |
| DUBSTEP FOR BLACK PEOPLE | |
| DUNE PEZ DISPENSERS | |
| Dark Souls in-game NFTs | |
| David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage. | |
| De-Bride, divorce lawyers specializing in poisonous, over-attached wives | |
| Diapears, alerting you to babbydefecation with the sweet scent of fruits | |
| Dick Blackmail Subsidiary | |
| Dick Husks, condoms produced from corn syrup | |
| Dick Tales | |
| Dildo bayonets for semi-automatic rifles | |
| Dildo bayonets for semi-automatic rifles #sharktank | |
| Dildupe, 3D-printed replica of your johnson | |
| Docker for Doctors | |
| Dongboard, rideable dildos on wheels | |
| Dorf Dash. Evil delivered, to your door. | |
| Dune movie where the Atreides are black | |
| Dwarf Sting | |
| E T H I C A L 3 D P R I N T I N G | |
| EDIBLE EARPLUGS | |
| EDIBLE STYLUS | |
| EGYPTIAN CROTCH PAIN | |
| ELECTION EDGING | |
| EMPIRICALLY VERIFIABLE CLAMS | |
| EMPIRICALLY VERIFIABLE CLAMS | |
| EMUGE | |
| ER dating app | |
| ESCH DRINKING PORT ALL NIGHT | |
| ESCH NOT WORKING IN A BREWERY | |
| ESPN WORM CHARMING | |
| ESTELLE GETTY VR RIDE | |
| EXPLICIT KWARGS | |
| EXPLODING ORGANS LOTTERY | |
| EXPLODING THINGS | |
| EXPLOSIVE BRAIN IMPLANTS THAT EXPLODE IF YOU CHEAT ON YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER | |
| EXPONENTIATION TOWER TRAP FOR BEES | |
| EXTEND CREDIT TO FENTANYL ADDICTS | |
| EXTENDED WARRANTY CANARY | |
| EXTRA STRENGTH BOLTS TO SELL ALONGSIDE 3 AXIS LAUNDRY DRIER | |
| EYEBALL_ISSUES.JPG | |
| Edgehog, the "almost there" sex toy | |
| Electricity in my house | |
| Enhance customized web services actively to reinvent geothermal Facebook-mobilizing solutions. | |
| Enhance mobile-connected communities to solve the problem of decentralized metrics. | |
| Everybody Really Loves Truman, a romcom about an entire town stalking one guy | |
| Extend turn-key initiatives via open-source browser-ready portals. | |
| Extreme Couponing | |
| Extremely Reasonable Drink, so bitter it'll blow your dick off brah | |
| F | |
| FACEBOOK FOR PEOPLE NOT ON FACEBOOK | |
| FANTA BLACK | |
| FANTASTIK WITH BEEF #itcleanswiththepowerofrawbeef | |
| FARTS 2.0 | |
| FAT FINGE | |
| FEFFERONI | |
| FERAL FEET | |
| FISH CAM NETWORK | |
| FISH SHOES | |
| FIVE GUYS FOR HOMOSEXUALS | |
| FIVE GUYS FOR VEGETARIANS | |
| FLAMING FART BUBBLES | |
| FLAMMABLE PEPSI | |
| FLAUNTAIN | |
| FLEA MARKET ABORTION | |
| FLIR porn | |
| FLOOD IRC | |
| FOOD CART BUT IT'S A SINGLE BOWLING LANE | |
| FOURSQUARE FOR SHUT-INS | |
| FRAISER REBOOT BUT WITH CATS | |
| FREAMS | |
| FRESH-SQUEEZED ORGANIC ONION JUICE | |
| FUCKING CARPET FOR FUCKING | |
| FUNERAL PARLOR/CHUCK E. CHEESE MASHUP | |
| FUNNY JOKES | |
| FUNNY JOKES FOR JUFFO | |
| Facilitate media-ready podcasts with the help of peer-to-peer content. | |
| FeceAFriend, enteric flora-based dating site. | |
| Fitbit for cats | |
| Flamin' Hot Cheerios | |
| Flautine, fried dough and meat covered in gravy in a long cylindrical format | |
| Floppydongs.js, a JavaScript physics engine for turgidness | |
| FoIP | |
| FoolTalk, a toilet running Blackberry | |
| Freight Rompers | |
| Fuck Pocket | |
| Fuckt Hat | |
| Fur-ever Stamps, Yiffin' good vouchers for shipping packages | |
| GAN blockchain | |
| GAY PASTA | |
| GAY-THEMED HAGGIS BAR | |
| GIANT FUCKING SPACE SPIDER | |
| GIRAFFE TOWER | |
| GITHUB BUT FOR PROPERTY MANAGERS | |
| GLEEK | |
| GLEET | |
| GLORY HOLES IN PAYWALLS | |
| GNU/BUTTS | |
| GOAT HISTORIAN | |
| GOO DONE | |
| GOOGLE BUT FOR PEOPLE WITH DOGS | |
| GOOGLE NOW BUT FOR THERMOSTATS | |
| GOOGLE+ | |
| GOVERNMENT TEAL | |
| GPU burn-in utility that renders realistic flames | |
| GPU vaporizer | |
| GRATUITOUS DONG SCENES | |
| GSAT | |
| GUL COSTANZA | |
| GUMMY WALNUTS | |
| GUY FIERI FOR WOLVES | |
| Ganjdroid, a digital vape with an API (and IFTTT channel) | |
| Gay jeans: bluejeans that go rainbow as they fade | |
| Generate frictionless channels using hyperlocal XML-connected systems. | |
| Genetically engineer plants which survive on and filter bum piss | |
| Gingerbread RC Airplane | |
| Goat Simulator OS | |
| Goatcheck, third-world valet parking | |
| GriddleFax | |
| Grimex watches, the Dizzee Rascal collection | |
| HALF PRICE APPETIZER MENU | |
| HAM PANTS | |
| HAMMERHEAD HORSE | |
| HAMPEAS | |
| HAMSTACK | |
| HAUNTED HOSE | |
| HITLER SAW | |
| HOGG BOSS | |
| HOMELESS PEDAL POWER PLANT | |
| HOMEOPATHIC BIN LADEN | |
| HORSE EFFIGY | |
| HORSE RACING ON THE BLOCKCHAIN | |
| HOSPITAL TACOS | |
| HOT OR NOT BUT WITH BOWELS | |
| HOVERPIG | |
| HUBCAT | |
| HUD that encourages good driving by simulating targets you can hit | |
| HYPERLOCAL BUTTS | |
| Hadoop Philadelphia Style, YARN JAWN. | |
| Hatmos, the helmet which keeps air in and bees out! | |
| Hello Kitty Tartan | |
| Hippie bum-bags, brand name 'UTILIKIT' | |
| Hitler as a service | |
| Hongo Buddy | |
| Hop To It, breakfast diner / taproom | |
| Hot dogs for bicyclists | |
| How many hats with friends | |
| Hypercard for iOS | |
| Hypnothetical, implanting false memories | |
| I HAVE A FUCKING ZIT ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD | |
| I will run your dick over in my wheelchair, for free | |
| I'M A SHARK, SUCK MY DICK | |
| ICE PUBES | |
| IKEA CHOWDER | |
| IL PAPI: direct programmatic access to dogma | |
| INJECTION-MOLDED TOAST | |
| INTEGRATED JACKOFF CHARGER | |
| INTERMEDIATE LANGUAGE FOR WOLVES | |
| IONTS | |
| IP over Child's Name | |
| IPADS IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS WITH NON-DISABLABLE FACETIME | |
| IPHONE CONTROLLED MAMMOGRAMS FOR WOLVES | |
| IRC AS A BLOCKCHAIN | |
| IRC-based invoicing | |
| IRL loot crates | |
| Ice cream truck that plays Snoop "83 blunts a day" Lion jams and also serves Arizona Iced Tea | |
| Indian children | |
| Instapram. | |
| IoT smartbike that requires a wifi connection | |
| Irish-themed gay bar | |
| Irish/Indian fusion restaurant where all the dish names sound vaguely Bostonian | |
| Israel | |
| JIT fortune-cookie printing | |
| JOBSEARCH SITE FOR NAZIS | |
| JOHN RITTER AS A GERMAN DICTOR. RITLER. | |
| JORF | |
| James Cameron + Peter Jackson 48fps fucktape | |
| Javelin-based self-defense seminars for women | |
| Jestraw, a LifeStraw with inlined wine concentrate canister | |
| Jismonaut, zero-gravity porn star | |
| Jogging armbands for iPads | |
| Jorts on Rails #ycombinator | |
| Juffo-Wup rupa esch lysol. esch funds us with all his 'why do i have money' money and we build a cluster. and then we sell computtional outsourcing | |
| JuffoCloud | |
| Jules Verne Technicians, OSX Firewall Rule specialists | |
| K R A U T R O C K | |
| KANYE WEST | |
| KNEES | |
| KNITTED CHEESE | |
| L'Eau de l'Esprit, the occasional hint of sentience | |
| LABYRINTH ON ICE | |
| LACCID PENISES | |
| LAPTOP WITH WHEELS | |
| LARGE PENTAGON COLLIDER | |
| LASERSAUR | |
| LEASE GREENLAND | |
| LEGO FLESHLIGHT | |
| LEMONS THAT DON'T SUCK | |
| LES MISERABLES IN SPACE | |
| LNDS2.0 | |
| LOBSTER-FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE | |
| LOW LATENCY CUTTING BOARDS | |
| LOW-COMMITMENT APPLES | |
| LRAD ASMR | |
| LSD except its on spiders instead of paper | |
| LYSOL'S SELF-TUMBLR | |
| Large, say… 12"× 32" flexible eink display. You store it rolled up. You unroll it to turn it on, whereupon it will fetch the most recent tweets for a random hashtag within a predefined list. #ukraine, #butheremails, #stopthesteal, #climatecrisis, etc. We'll call it a Doom Scroll[TM]. | |
| Lick-A-Moose $10 | |
| Linux OnStar, a support line for your command line | |
| Linux kernel sha256, implemented in a sitcom | |
| Lip BLAM | |
| Londo/G'Kar high school anime | |
| MACE-SPRAYING MACE | |
| MAD MEN / X-MEN CROSSOVER | |
| MADONNA HALFTIME DEATH CHAMBER | |
| MAGNA-CLAM | |
| MAIL ORDER CATALOGUES BY MAIL | |
| MAKE A BICE | |
| MALLCRATS | |
| MAORI DISNEY | |
| MARIJUANA SOLDER | |
| MASTURBATION LAIR | |
| MASTURBATION NOTICE | |
| METAFILTER FOR WOLVES | |
| METH LAB TRAILER RENTAL | |
| METHADONE CLINICS FOR KITTIES | |
| MEXICAN SOUR GHERKIN | |
| MID-BOAT SLAPCHOP TUNA SURPRISE | |
| MID-BOAT SLAPCHOP TUNA SURPRISE lol | |
| MINBARI COKE | |
| MINIMIZE TROUBLE | |
| MIRROR LIZARDS | |
| MMMFMMFMMFMF MFMFMMFMF MMFMMFMFMF | |
| MMO Kerbal Space Program battle mode | |
| MMO with realistic environment via weather modeling in a giant hadoop cluster | |
| MOBILE RON PAUL BLIMP TRACKER | |
| MOBILE VERSION | |
| MOBILE VIDEO BUTTS | |
| MOBIUS POTATO CHIPS | |
| MOCK TOFU | |
| MONDAY TO FRIDAY SNAKES | |
| MONETIZE THE BLOOP | |
| MONOCLE FOR THE THIRD EYE | |
| MOOTNESS | |
| MORE TORTURE | |
| MRI Land, a theme park where your belt buckle helps you levitate | |
| MUD ARG | |
| MUSICAL MENTOS | |
| Mad eSlides | |
| Madagascar prequel where Hitler successfully deports millions of Jews to Madagascar | |
| Matt Damon Head Paste | |
| Mature Gambino | |
| Menstrual Cycle Lanes | |
| Milgram experiment except the subject thinks they're electrocuting a person, when they're really electrocuting your steak #ycombinator #yc | |
| Milgram experiment except the subject thinks they're electrocuting a person, when they're really electrocuting your steak @ycombinator | |
| Milgram experiment except they think they're electrocuting a person, butthey're really electrocuting your steak @ycombinator | |
| Milkshacookies, cookies that taste like milk and frozen dairy drinks that taste like cookies | |
| Moonshine Park, a bar for people to lounge on turf under the open sky drinking from growlers emblazoned with simply "XXX" | |
| Mossad Taco Truck | |
| Mothwash, clean your car with the soothing drumming of thousands of winged invertebrates | |
| NACHO CHEESE SNAKES | |
| NATHAN FIELDER'S EYES WIDE SHUT | |
| NATURAL IKB VIEWER | |
| NEKO ATSUME MOVIE | |
| NETFLIX OF SHOES | |
| NETI POT WITH MILK | |
| NETWORKED APSERGER BRAIN SEARCH ENGINE | |
| NEVERENDING SAUSAGE | |
| NFC NFTs. | |
| NFTs but for audio | |
| NO MORE DUBSTEP | |
| NO-CARB CORN | |
| NO-WHORE MOTELS | |
| NON-LETHAL SUICIDE | |
| NON-SECTARIAN TOMATOES | |
| NOSE TIMESHARE | |
| NUCLEAR POWERED TOOTHBRUSH MOTORS | |
| NUTRIA LOAF | |
| NYANBOOK | |
| Necrotics Anonymous | |
| NodeCSS, stylesheet-based server runtime environment | |
| OATMEAL BUFFET | |
| OBAMA CARE FOR IRC | |
| OKPOOPID | |
| ONE-USE, COMPOSTABLE PASSENGER JETS | |
| ONION BOI | |
| ONKUS | |
| ONLINE RAFFLES FOR PENIS ENLARGERS | |
| OPEN SORES SOFTWARE | |
| ORGANIC BIOFUEL | |
| Oakeshoot cock typology | |
| Oculule, Hawaiian Guitar Hero in 3D | |
| OnlyFap | |
| Orchestrate Facebook-commenting niches to solve the problem of tag-based methodologies. | |
| Orniture, bird-themed furniture | |
| Oxycotton Peddlers, a courier service which hides drugs in pillows | |
| PANTS MADE OF MEAT | |
| PANTS MADE OF ROCKS | |
| PARACORD FLESHLIGHTS | |
| PARACORD LIVER | |
| PAY PER VIEW AUTISTIC KID | |
| PAYPHONES OPERABLE BY SERVICING GLORY HOLES | |
| PEE-SENSITIVE PAINT | |
| PENIS | |
| PESTful, a bugtracker | |
| PET YOUR FAG FISHBURGER | |
| PHILIP K DICK ROBOT WITH SCOTTEVEST | |
| PHP Thunderdome | |
| PHYSICAL ITUNES | |
| PISSBRAU | |
| PIT WANK | |
| PIZZA DOUGH ICE CREAM | |
| PIZZA JERKY. got any left over pizza? stick under the sofa. the next time you run our of groceries, just reach under for pizza jerky!!! | |
| PIZZA SLAPPERS | |
| PLASTIDIP YOUR KID | |
| PLO CHOPS | |
| PLOADS | |
| POCKET MICROWAVE | |
| POO-WICKING JORTS | |
| POOP TIME | |
| POOPBOOK MOBILE | |
| POOPIN' | |
| PORK CHOP SANDWICHES | |
| PORN CAPTIONS | |
| PORN IN AN IMAX THEATER | |
| PORN-ENCODED STEGASAURUS | |
| PORNTATOES | |
| PORT KNOCKING AS A SERVICE | |
| POSSUM VACCINE | |
| POTATO CRYSTAL METH | |
| PRAYERS ON BLOCKCHAIN | |
| PRE-DUG POOP HOLES | |
| PRE-SHARTED JORTS | |
| PRECRIME PEDO IDENTIFIER | |
| PRIMARKOV CHAIN | |
| PRINTER THAT WHENEVER YOU TURN IT ON IT CALLS YOU A FAGGOT | |
| PROBATIONARY LOAF | |
| PROSTHETIC FOREHEAD | |
| PROSTHETIC GALLBLADDER | |
| PSORIASIS PORN | |
| PUBIC INTERNET | |
| PUT DICKS IN VODKA AND SERVE TRUE COCKTAILS | |
| PWM gas furnace | |
| Partipants | |
| Pee-co, specializing in doll house bathrooms | |
| Porpoise Corpus, marine animal cadaver supply service | |
| Post-apocalyptic pet store protein raiders | |
| Post-apocalyptic pet store too | |
| Power Electronics Design for a Flapping-Wing Robotic Insect | |
| Presidential train collision | |
| Probe-iotics, ingestable remote monitoring pills | |
| Punctuation-shaped dildos | |
| PussyGrabber 2016 orange dildo with tiny hand nubs | |
| Pythong, the Threadless subsidiary for banana hammocks. Tagline: "Is that a snake in your pants?" | |
| QR CODE READER | |
| QR CODES FOR SEXUAL SERVICES | |
| QR CODES THAT LEAD TO GOAT.SE | |
| QWOP for enterprise | |
| Quadcopter cropdusting | |
| RAFFI GENIUS LYRICS SITE | |
| RAPE DISPENSER FOR TISSUE USERS | |
| RAPEFINDER IPHONE APP | |
| REALTIME HAM VECTOR | |
| REARPHONES | |
| RECIPE FOR SHITLOAF | |
| RECREATIONAL FLOSSING | |
| RECTALIZE.APP | |
| RECUMBENT UNICYCLE | |
| REFRACTORY PERIOD COUNTDOWN APP | |
| RENAME POLAND TO POUNDLAND | |
| RESTful interface for retrieving naughty/nice lists and posting letters/wishlists | |
| REVERSE CENSORSHIP | |
| ROB FORD DANCE PARTY | |
| RON PAUL FUTURES TRADING | |
| ROOT BEER FLOAT | |
| RP$ (Ron Paul Silver Dollars) Buttcoin Exchange and Courier | |
| RTG for laptops | |
| RTG sock warmers | |
| Randytuna, Viagra-infused canned fish | |
| Raspberry Pi Robotics for People on the Autism Spectrum | |
| Raspberry Pint, a drinking glass modified into a mini-computer case | |
| Rate Meh, public service announcements urging people to put in 5/10 ratings on movies/TV they didn't love. | |
| Reading You, outline portraits drawn using your favorite books | |
| ReadyLol | |
| Reinvent interactive initiatives to monetize collaborative XML driven systems. | |
| Replace Google Chat with Google Cat | |
| Replace Google Chat with The Chats | |
| Repurpose realtime payments with interactive cloud-ready platforms. | |
| Reusable leather ass condom for nudist money storage | |
| Richard Scarry's RISK, the busiest game of world domination | |
| Ringgeton, $3 Latino-Caribbean callback ringtones | |
| Riplord Shitbane Industrial Products Company | |
| Robot Cars" | |
| Robotic pig to have sex with | |
| Running Man. but with babies | |
| SATISFACTION | |
| SAUCABILITY | |
| SAUSAGE COUNCIL APPROVAL PROCESS | |
| SCOBYs for probiotic gardeners | |
| SCOTTEDRESS | |
| SCOTTEJORTS | |
| SCOTTEVEST FOR DOUBLEROBOTICS | |
| SEASONAL HITLER | |
| SELF-FELLATING WEIRDOS | |
| SELL GARAGE TO GOOGLE INSTEAD | |
| SERVERS FOR JEWS | |
| SERVICE TO PAINT IT ALL BLACK | |
| SKITTLES ON A BEAR CLAW | |
| SLIPPERY DUMPLINGS | |
| SMS notifications for HFS traders to be notified of price changes (that they can't stop) | |
| SOCIAL NETWORKING FOR TOMATOES | |
| SOLAR POWERED SUBMARINE | |
| SOME SORT OF WAY TO DIPLOMATICALLY EXPLAIN TO WHITE PEOPLE WHY BLACK MEN LIKE BIG BUTTS | |
| SOMETHING THAT GETS PEOPLE LAID | |
| SONIC CHEESE | |
| SOUL CONTAINERS | |
| SOUND INDUCTION VIA ANUS | |
| SOUP OPERA | |
| SPACE FOR FELLAS | |
| SPACE HEATERS FOR MINNESOTANS | |
| SPARTACUS BUT RAY ROMANO | |
| SPINNING CHIP SSDS | |
| SQUAT LOBSTER-FLAVORED YOGURT | |
| SSD HEAD PARKING APP | |
| SSL FOR CONTACTS ENTRIES | |
| STABLE DIFFUSION FOR ASCII | |
| START A STARTUP … IN BOISE | |
| STARTUP IDEA | |
| STARTUP IDEA GENERATOR GENERATOR | |
| STEAK SAUCE ICE CREAM | |
| STEALTH MOWER | |
| STEAM-POWERED FLESHLIGHT | |
| STEPHEN WOLFRAM KILLER | |
| STICKINESS | |
| STICKY HOMEPAGES | |
| STREAMING BEANS | |
| STRINGIFY app | |
| SUBWOOFER SUPPOSITORIES | |
| SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL | |
| SUPPORT GROUPS FOR VICTIMS OF ESCH'S MOOD SWINGS | |
| SUSAN G KOMEN ANAL BEADS | |
| SUSAN G KOMEN ANAL BEADS FOR HER #pink #beatcancer | |
| SUSPICIOUS BURRITO | |
| Sarcasm As A Service | |
| Sawzmost (it's cheaper and almost as good) | |
| Sell one of these per airliner to the airline industry: http://www.globalstar.com/en/index.php?cid=106&sidenav=232 (http://www.globalstar.com/en/index.php?cid=1310) | |
| Send a random stranger a snapshot of a smell via the internet | |
| Sheep It, a monthly CD subscription service for calming ungulate buddies in the field | |
| Shilhouette, a minimalist-person outline advertising your product | |
| Shit/Piss Cave | |
| Shitzu Massage, whereupon a small dog steps on your back a lot | |
| Sitr | |
| Snaparoids, snapchat bot account that automatically prints pictures from your asshole snapchats | |
| Sous Vidopter, a sous vide machine mounted on a quadcopter | |
| Soylont, the offshored Soylent knockoff | |
| Spiral-cut ham slices. | |
| Star Trek underwater | |
| Starksat "Iron Sky", private citizen-owned communications satellite | |
| Statler & Waldorf as a service | |
| Steampunk Pressure Cooker | |
| Stirling Splitter, a nuclear Stirling engine | |
| Stomach-Turner News Network, all rollercoasters all the time | |
| Sugar Toadu, deep-fried puffer fish alternative | |
| Switchable q tip ends for eyeglass temples | |
| Syria women are syrian girls for a syrian bride then syria wife. Syrian women are syrian mail order brides meet syria girls for syria mail order brides marry a syrian wife or syria bride. | |
| TACO BELL MOBILE | |
| TACO BUFFET | |
| TACO COLOGNE | |
| TACOGRAPH | |
| TACOS BY PRESCRIPTION ONLY | |
| TACTICAL AFRO | |
| TACTICAL BABBY | |
| TACTICAL FLAN | |
| TACTICAL PANTS | |
| TACTICAL PORCUPINE | |
| TAINT SPRAIN | |
| TAMPON CHALUPA WITH EXTRA VAG SALSA | |
| TAPING BUDDIES | |
| TARGET ATONEMENT | |
| TARGETED ADVERTISING FOR WOLVES | |
| TARGETED CRM FOR BREWERY MANAGERS | |
| TASER IPHONE | |
| TCP over burrito | |
| TCP/IP OVER BLIMP | |
| TEACH ESCH HOW TO USE IRC | |
| THE DONG SHOW | |
| THE MEAL YOU DESERVE | |
| THE OTHER NEWARK | |
| THE STOAT | |
| THE SUSHI PROBLEM | |
| THE VELOCIPASTOR | |
| TIMELINE TO MAKE YOUR CURRENT SOCIAL MEDIA SITE LOOK LIKE THAT FAILED MYSPACE FAGGOTRY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH YEAH | |
| TISSUE DISPENSER FOR RAPE VICTIMS | |
| TIT WARMERS | |
| TITTER | |
| TOBACCO SLAW | |
| TODDLER RAPE | |
| TOFU BEER FOR VEGETARIAN HIPSTER DOUCHES | |
| TOOTHPASTE-FLAVORED LOBSTER | |
| TOSSED SALAD BUFFET | |
| TRACK SLAW | |
| TRANKPAD | |
| TRANSFORMERS THAT TURN INTO BUTTS | |
| TRANSPORT TYCOON WEBRING | |
| TRI-GASM | |
| TRUMP TRUMP | |
| TRUNK BBQ | |
| TTY for beef | |
| TUNA SALAD OREOS | |
| TURDUCKEN CAT TREATS | |
| TWEAT - TWITTER FOR MEAT | |
| TWEET THROUGH THE PAIN | |
| Tab key | |
| Taint Chat, a blog focusing on the discussion of the area between the genitals and anus | |
| Talent agency for midgets seeking domestic work | |
| Teither, a double-ended pacifier: babby can suck one end or teither! | |
| Telekitty, USA: facetime, RIGHT MEOW | |
| Terrifying Sleep Experience Simulator | |
| The Business, on-demand shuttle bus with wifi and tables, so you can take care of business on The Business | |
| The Dope Diner, theme restaurant with marijuana-infused food | |
| The Internet Read Aloud by Dreamghost’s Mom, a podcast | |
| The Long Walk, but with babies | |
| The No Men | |
| The Simple Life except it's kanye, scott adams, and donald trump | |
| This English Hitchhiker, PBS documentary on couchsurfing | |
| Ticket collecting romantic pretends to be engaged to an unconscious man but can't fool his brother | |
| To Make an Apple Pie, Cosmos special episode featuring Alton Brown | |
| Traffic Guard Simulator | |
| Twitch plays President | |
| Twitter: The Game | |
| UBER FOR CAKE TINS | |
| UHaul-a-caust, portable gas ovens | |
| UL-CERTIFIED SOY MILK | |
| ULTRAMARINE IPHONE COVER | |
| UNCANNY HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH DRESSING | |
| UNDOCUMENTED GAYS | |
| UNGULATES FOR BLOGGERS | |
| UNLMITED EMAILS | |
| USB-POWERED GARBAGE DISPOSAL | |
| UTF-8 NIXIE TUBES | |
| Ubiquitos, grab-and-go chips available on every street corner | |
| Um-bee-la, robo-bee that unfolds into an umbrella | |
| VACUUM PINBONER | |
| VALUE ADDED BISCUITS | |
| VAPE GUM | |
| VEGETABLE BEER | |
| VESTS WITH POCKETS THAT CAN CARRY CHRISTIANS | |
| VIDEO CRAIGSLIST | |
| VIDEO CRM FOR FECAL BACTERIA | |
| VIDEO FACEBOOK | |
| VIDEO FACEBOOK FOR THE DEAD | |
| VINTAGE SPOONS | |
| VITAMIN BEER | |
| VOIDWEAR | |
| VR BAGELS | |
| VR GLASSES NAMED EYEPODS | |
| VR norovirus simulator | |
| Vaginambulance, the late-night on-call escort service | |
| Vaginambulators, putting geek girls on catwalks since 1986 | |
| Vajazzling For Charity | |
| Very Good Podcast About the Placenta | |
| Vested Interest, a clothing store catering to startup hipsters | |
| Voltromnom, chainable food trucks | |
| WARCATS | |
| WATERPROOF GUN HOLSTER FOR SHOWERS | |
| WEB PAGES | |
| WEB SITE | |
| WEIRD JEFF SMELL | |
| WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE | |
| WISCONSIN SPICES | |
| WOLFRAM ALPHA KILLER | |
| WORDLE BUT WITH NORDIC RUNES | |
| WORLD PNOOP | |
| WalMark, flash tattoo studio embedded in Walmart | |
| Waters of Bitchdom, a theme bar for raging grannies | |
| Waterslide ride named Lava Tubes | |
| Webcam star roller derby team named nudemongolgirlz | |
| Weedles on Wheels: bike-riding escort/weed courier service | |
| What The Fuck is This Connector Dot Com | |
| Why not Wodka? | |
| Wifi on Wheels, a co-wardriving space for anarchist yuppies | |
| William Shatner reads Oh the Places You'll Go | |
| Windows 95 maze tie using e-ink | |
| Windows Clint | |
| XIAOLAJIAO | |
| YARDANG | |
| YAWNING SQUID PUB | |
| YET ANOTHER GODDAMN LANGUAGE THAT COMPILES TO JAVASCRIPT | |
| YIP YIPS | |
| YO | |
| YOLOVIRUS | |
| YOUTH CULTURE | |
| YOUTUBE: Young Girl | |
| Yank on Wheels: servicing delivery service | |
| You Can't Get Here from There, motivational speaker course | |
| YouTube channel featuring people driving on various kinds of drugs | |
| ZALGO WITH FRIENDS | |
| ZALGO WORDLE | |
| ZAPPOS FOR DOGS THOSE ARE MY SHOES YOU ARE A DOG THEY DONT EVEN FIT | |
| ZIPCAT | |
| [anything]nado | |
| a QR code that just says "fuck you" | |
| a bar where you have to have someone fill one of those out to get a drink | |
| a beer called Draft Punk | |
| a cheetos-covered human in a garage with a soldering iron and 2.5years towards an engineering degree | |
| a fox-like service that provides unique recommendations of new economies to ruin based on check-in data, interests, and aggregated group data | |
| a furry brick that sometimes jumps for no reason and makes random sounds. most of the time just lies there. | |
| a game where you capture cute animal-like creatures and perform unethical experiments on them | |
| a guy hits you with a hammer | |
| a hat for your tum | |
| a house you can piss in anywhere at anytime | |
| a joule thief in an ingenous plastic contraption that connects up to any ass household battery and costs 10 bucks | |
| a lock that releases worms | |
| a lot of death | |
| a machine that tattoos your latest google search on your body until you die | |
| a measuring spoon palette so you can just like hold all your measuring spoons in one hand | |
| a medicated sword you can swallow for bad heartburn | |
| a new society that respects the right to make turkey noises in another's ear | |
| a new society with refined manners so you can do things like scrape the froth from a mug with your finger and lick it off, and that's ok | |
| a passenger airline with a sub-coach section that just consists of a bunch of submarine-style bunks. medium-sized children can book tickets in this section and they all just pack in on the bunks | |
| a phone that only calls your best bud chet | |
| a pile of spaghetti for your ass | |
| a pile of spaghetti for your ass | |
| a pill I could take that would make me sleep all night without making me groggy in the morning that isn't addictive | |
| a pneumatic tube from that new zealand restaurant to my home | |
| a ring that is pre-inserted into a vagina and then clamps onto the penis during intercourse and is a legal covenant of marriage | |
| a robot with solar panels and a cell connection that you throw out and then it lives at the dump and you drive it around and look at the dump from an app on your phone | |
| a site that overlays Japanese game show reaction shots and random text on YouTube videos | |
| a smart toilet that feels pain | |
| a social network of people selling dildos of their own junk | |
| a string of assholes | |
| a suitcase full of pepperoni | |
| a sympathetic bod, preferably female, who might be prepared to show people around | |
| a thing like lime scooters except instead of lame ass scooters, its sick go karts | |
| a trailer for everyone | |
| a true glue-sniffing medicine | |
| a virtual fedora that only people with the hololens can see | |
| a world where everything is the same except the floor is lava | |
| a/b testing to weed out eichmanns | |
| abe's motel and captchas | |
| abortion clinic on the moon | |
| abuse prison chicks further by promising them dreams while they are weak and defenceless | |
| accelerate rod stewart to relativistic speeds | |
| accurate at-home boner mass measurement kit #bam #dickscience | |
| act of congress to redefine the word "well" to mean government | |
| ad-supported IRC bots | |
| additive cleanup | |
| advanced socialbots | |
| advent calendar with pogs | |
| advent of cod | |
| adventure game with a crafting system | |
| advertise a one hour seminar on "how to meet people"; provide drinks and nibbles and then keep going into the room to apologise for the delay but they're just preparing the room; after an hour go back into the room and congratulate everyone on completing the seminar | |
| advertising vacuum | |
| aerodynamic tomatoes | |
| aerosol "easy chicken" | |
| aerosol foie gras | |
| afroman | |
| aged shark piss | |
| agent cum | |
| agile eugenics | |
| agile film production | |
| agile wrenches | |
| airbnb for air traffic control training | |
| airbrb, rent your couch while you run errands | |
| airplane that runs on bunker fuel | |
| airplane that runs on human flesh | |
| alarm clock that gets up and walks over and starts taking a shit on your face unless you turn t off | |
| all-plastic TSA-approved cat carrier | |
| all-season xmas lights | |
| allcrustables | |
| altercoin with a physical verification medium | |
| altercoin with physical verification medium. perhaps printed. on some kind of high-security special paper. | |
| alternate history novel where all computer bezels are still beige | |
| alternative reality game started by portraying a supervillian on ask metafilter | |
| ambibian, bibs for reptile pets | |
| among-us-based agile dev process | |
| an age of new serfdom to enslave all the brown people | |
| an ai that yiu can type black betty words into and it makes the guy from ram jam say 'em | |
| an app that constantly asks you whether you are having an asthma attack | |
| an automatic vacuum cleaner that is also a quadcopter (the quadcopter part is used to stir up the dust into the air instead of having to drive around) | |
| an awful wet meaty pit with exposed bones hanging out | |
| an iphone that doesn't pocket dial people all the fucking time when it's humid out | |
| ancestry clicker | |
| andrew 12 sided dice clay | |
| andrew dice modeling clay | |
| animatronic disney cast members via citrix | |
| ankle deep eyes and teeth | |
| antarctic townhomes | |
| antibacterial shit | |
| anxiety ham | |
| anything that doesn't use a blockchain | |
| apartheid olympics | |
| aphextwin tribute band with builtin open mic night. open mic: but only aphex twin covers | |
| app store | |
| app that uses computer vision, neural networks, and the blockchain to tell you if its ok to eat any rando mushroom you find | |
| apple trebuchets | |
| apple watch app where you have to pay $1000 an hour to have a diamond appear on your screen | |
| apple watch fidget spinner mount | |
| applebees church | |
| apply virus directly to the forehead | |
| apps are nfts now | |
| arduino erection initiator | |
| arduino erection sensor | |
| arduino sous vide | |
| argon-infused butter | |
| arguments about hair parts as a service | |
| arguments about the implications of badly-reported neuroscience | |
| artisanal aromatherapy fire extinguishers | |
| asexual reproduction | |
| asian rice hats | |
| ask a mormon for casserole recipes | |
| aspergers burgers | |
| ass company | |
| ass mechanic | |
| ass-mounted head store | |
| asshole camera | |
| asshole notes | |
| assless pants for esch | |
| at-home accurate boner mass measurement kit | |
| audioscrobbling for turntables | |
| augmented reality bio-dad | |
| augmented reality solitaire with achievements | |
| augmented reality tulpas | |
| australia simulator | |
| autist ear blanket headphones | |
| autoclavable non-disclosable butt tissue snappy claws thing | |
| automated adult burpers | |
| automated social service sunsetting | |
| autotuned cat jewel cover album | |
| avalanche mukes | |
| babel bees. like the babel fish but with bees | |
| baby bottle and nipple test drive sampler set | |
| baby gas dislodge unit but it's just a nasa astronaut gimbal rig | |
| baby treadmills | |
| baby walkers | |
| backdrops for your bathroom for facetiming on the can | |
| bad breath | |
| bagel pancakes | |
| bagel ramen | |
| bail bondsmen for birds | |
| baked potato guinea pig food cart | |
| baked potato marriage | |
| bakelite laptops | |
| ballistic poultry as a service | |
| ballot prerolls | |
| balls bra | |
| banananade | |
| band where all instruments are made out of previous members of the band | |
| banh mi freezepops | |
| banquet tv dinners | |
| bar bazzers | |
| barcode made of barcodes | |
| bariatric execution service | |
| barley seltzer | |
| base on balls | |
| basic coffee enema procedure and recipe | |
| basic math for startup bros, wherein we learn what happens when a large-scale system fails 0.00X$ of the time. | |
| be a fat 12 year old | |
| be jewish | |
| be your own bank | |
| beached whale rides | |
| bear exchange | |
| bear jacuzzi | |
| bear programming, pair programming but the other dev is a bear | |
| becoming a minimal person who owns only one dustcloth and nothing else | |
| bee backers - bee venture capitalist investment group | |
| bee cupping | |
| bee ink | |
| beecoin | |
| beef jerky, the candy bar of the cow | |
| beef radio | |
| beef stock bum wine in pounder cans | |
| beef without borders | |
| bees | |
| bees in your ears | |
| being born with all your teeth | |
| belly driveway heaters | |
| bendy straws for wolves | |
| bento and sake drivethrough | |
| bespoke computer that's just a solid piece of gold | |
| bespoke sheepshit condom | |
| better apple stickers | |
| better ramen vending machine to compete with bp | |
| bicillin vape | |
| bicycle fedoras | |
| big benghazi | |
| big blimpin' | |
| big gay hot dog stand | |
| big milk | |
| big titty goth systemd | |
| big voldemort | |
| bike frames shaped like goofy's dick | |
| bike rake | |
| binary calendar | |
| bird gangs | |
| bisque respirator | |
| bitcoin address in youtube comments | |
| bitcoins under the mattress | |
| bitcorn | |
| bitsheep | |
| bittorrent with messaging | |
| black spray paint for white penises | |
| blackface dress code | |
| blackin, the linkedin for black people. all the black people on blackin are connected. | |
| blacklight backlight | |
| blackmail.me a service where people pay to send incriminating evidence about themselves as a motivating tool | |
| blibbling | |
| blimp bizkit | |
| blockchain irc | |
| blockrope | |
| blog engine with automatic comments about how the 90s were better | |
| blood flavored mints | |
| blood intestine curdled pigs larvae soup | |
| blood pasteurization | |
| blood test to determine level of sinfulness | |
| bloody coffee | |
| blowjob themed night club. | |
| blue apron but only lox bagels | |
| bluetooth | |
| blutin | |
| boat cam notifications | |
| boilermakerfaire | |
| bomb threat exchange | |
| bombs that look distinctly not clock-like | |
| bong neti pot | |
| bonkers gadget | |
| bonsai baby jars | |
| book dog | |
| book-shape/size LEDs that glow out of bookshelves | |
| booster dongle | |
| booth buns | |
| bootstrap zipcar | |
| boss key app which unmutes pc and blasts porn moaning until the customer pays $ | |
| bot ox | |
| bot that generates artist's statements | |
| bottle full of wasps | |
| bottled salt water for dolphins | |
| boutique clutch straps | |
| bow house also gives violin lessons | |
| bow house also is dumpling restaurant | |
| bowling valley | |
| boxcar game that has random boxcar and the terrain evolves | |
| breadora | |
| breadsulation | |
| breakfast inhaler | |
| breakfast pizza with french toast crusts | |
| breast milk butter | |
| breed mentally retarded cats, the next big thing in pets | |
| breed rat-sized macauley culkins | |
| bricks and mortar app store | |
| bring back classic device at huge price point, but the device is just a solid brick of gold that does nothing | |
| bring mr. rogers back to life and have him sell car insurance | |
| bro hog | |
| brocorp | |
| buckwheat fleshlight | |
| buckyball lawn darts | |
| buddhist lynch mob | |
| bug hats | |
| bugmenot broswer plugin | |
| build bomb to destroy universes with koalas | |
| bulletproof vest made of magnets | |
| bullying | |
| bum spikes made out of bum bones | |
| bumper cars but with powered parachutes | |
| bumper sticker with calvin pissing on a cross | |
| buncha dorks | |
| burrito straw | |
| burrito with velcro for morale patches | |
| bury animals in pit, sell as "oil futures" to british petroleum | |
| bus on stilts | |
| business cards, flavored for his and her pleasure | |
| business where people come to make their own suits. called "suit yourself" | |
| butping | |
| butt to butt intubating | |
| buttbuttination for corporatespeak | |
| buttfart aioli | |
| buttless pajamas | |
| buttplug doorstop | |
| buy a shopping mall to play Toto’s Africa in and charge visits by the hour | |
| buy helium | |
| buy legs | |
| buy thisdomaindefinitelydoesnotexist123.com just to fuck with dmd | |
| c minus minus | |
| cabinet IR makefile | |
| caffeinated doritos | |
| caffeinated v8 | |
| camel case names | |
| camelbak vape pack | |
| cameras for all birds | |
| camo patch cables | |
| camo patch kids | |
| can't stop stink poo | |
| cancelledornot.com | |
| candy coated slimjims | |
| canned butter | |
| canned mouse | |
| canned trout with bears doing the canning because they work for cheap | |
| capsule motel daycare | |
| captain wedderburn's tackle box happy meal | |
| car LCD message bumper marquee | |
| car powered car ferry | |
| car seats on a stick | |
| car with parkinsons | |
| carbon offsets for small gas engines | |
| carbonated meat | |
| carbonated yoo-hoo | |
| carnivore oreos | |
| carp ark | |
| carrying pugs as ballast | |
| cars on our street for obama | |
| casual cunt | |
| cat bears | |
| cat belt sander | |
| cat butts lol web page site | |
| cat cafe with weed | |
| cat dick enhancement surgery | |
| cat dinners for hobos | |
| cat figs | |
| cat food musubi | |
| cat funnel | |
| cat litter boxes with german poop shelf | |
| cat moops | |
| cat prepper | |
| cat reclawing | |
| catboy | |
| catbus that delivers ben and jerrys coffee heath bar crunch directly to your door with cat deliverycats | |
| catholic sect obsessed with docking with the holy grail | |
| catnip-flavoured ping pong ball with freakin LASERS | |
| catte wrappe | |
| ceRealMyst | |
| celebrity dick blockchain | |
| celestian seasonings minty meth blend | |
| ceramic chef's dong | |
| chalupa airdrop | |
| charades without friends | |
| charleston chews in pairs | |
| cheap cheese | |
| cheaper version of 23 and me. we get your info, you just get your percentage of undesirable dna | |
| cheetoes nut roll | |
| cheetos but a big sheet of it that you can slice up like corn bread | |
| chef boyardee tuna ravioli in a can | |
| chemically accelerated white people dreads | |
| chessball | |
| chick-fil-automat | |
| chicken by the foot | |
| chicken thighs as a service | |
| child-dosage indica vape pen | |
| childproof penis | |
| chili but instead of meat or beans it's all grilled cheese sandwiches | |
| chili fax | |
| chili lattice | |
| chin saw | |
| chinese buffet called 'festival of meat' | |
| chipotle but with yogurt | |
| chocolate razor blades | |
| choopernet | |
| choose your own adventure BUT IT'S A GAME | |
| chrome app to trick people into having threesomes with you | |
| chucky cheese | |
| chunky smoothies | |
| chutney for the disenfranchised | |
| chutney for the pause. i'm still burning and not policy | |
| claim to have minted NFTs of _other_ dudes' junk and sell it back to thej! | |
| clandestinely fund a supposedly grass-root political movement in order to influence government policy | |
| clash of clams | |
| clean pollution | |
| cleaning people's search results of errant search data | |
| climate change upgrade | |
| clothes for software | |
| clothes on the line | |
| clothing made from mini horse skin (guaranteed flea repellent!) | |
| clown events | |
| clown events management | |
| cnc pizza | |
| co-working space dedicated to circlejerking inside meeting rooms with glass walls | |
| cockdock: combination iphone dock/radio/alarmclock/realdoll | |
| cockdock: combination iphone dock/radio/alarmclock/realdoll #startupidea | |
| coconut water sold in a gourd | |
| codcast | |
| codcoin | |
| coffee grindr | |
| cold rooms warner | |
| cole haan vibrams | |
| collaborative Tiny Tower | |
| collectible butterscotch star wars cat | |
| collecting semen | |
| colloidal lead | |
| colonies for ant piss | |
| combination parking lots / cemeteries | |
| combination sodastream and juicero | |
| combination strip club/mortuary, for this guy ^ | |
| combination tacobell and dmv | |
| combination toner fuser and toaster | |
| combination yarmulke/face mask | |
| combined cpap machine and penis pump | |
| come over to my house tomorrow before i make up and make a pot of lablabi so i don't have to | |
| comfort bats | |
| community circlejerk | |
| competitive business plan for garlic sauce | |
| completely fake how-it's-made | |
| composite materials shoes. this may actually exist... | |
| compressors with skulls engraved on them | |
| computer components that dust can't stick to | |
| computers but good | |
| computers that are soft | |
| computers with tilt | |
| concerts but you can skip songs | |
| connecticunt | |
| container ship racing game | |
| contaminate wide swaths of shale oil-rich regions with dirty bombs to deny access to humans but allow access to eventually three headed deer | |
| content-unaware fill, you lasso out an area and hit fill and it just starts pasting in pictures of the grand canyon and star wars | |
| continuous long egg production facility | |
| cookie-flavored hashish | |
| copdusting | |
| cops who close at 8 | |
| copyright vests | |
| corn anti-flakes that make you horny https://skull.website/@whiskeysailor/107338397391145699 | |
| corn detasseling as a service | |
| corn syrup grandpa | |
| corncast | |
| cornhorns as a service | |
| corpse of justice | |
| costco pizza covid vaccine | |
| courier company called c-section | |
| cover feet in bacon, stand on giant skillet. | |
| covid isolation kit for car trunks | |
| cow.com | |
| coworking space aboard training 737 | |
| cpap device that sues your power company | |
| cpap for your eyeballs | |
| crab bleeding social media contractor | |
| cracker daryl | |
| craft beer basket for bikes | |
| craft metric stout | |
| crank powered social network | |
| crash the plan | |
| crass meme recyclers | |
| cream cheese extruders for 3d printing | |
| create a dyson sphere around proxima centauri and put all the liberals there | |
| create scarcity | |
| create useful placeholder site, wait 10 years, replace placeholders with ads | |
| creature with 2 asses | |
| credit card made out of depleted uranium. $5000 annual fee | |
| credit card reader + gate installed in front of each swing on a swingset. you must pay to swing. | |
| credit onion | |
| cricket in a box | |
| cricket meets hockey, it's cricket but on ice with a puck, call it crockey/hicket | |
| cross breed grapes with ghost peppers | |
| cross platform burns | |
| cross-country catapult | |
| cryptid currency | |
| cryptocurrency value linked to racehorses | |
| css table autofixer lattee | |
| cuddlebot | |
| cult-driven suicide hotline that gets in the phonebook as hotline bling | |
| cultures with both honor and dignity | |
| cum entrance | |
| cum frog | |
| cum hawk | |
| cum spa | |
| cumlord QoS | |
| currency | |
| curry blunts | |
| custom furniture made from and by ents | |
| cuticle makeup | |
| dance poles for shrimp | |
| dark souls 99 | |
| data: 0x00 06 1E | |
| dave grohl's egg roles | |
| david attenborough narrated documentary about david attenborough | |
| de-risk | |
| dead duck | |
| dead grandma audit | |
| dealdo.com | |
| death grip mask | |
| debunking shit for fun and profit | |
| deconstructed fast food | |
| deep learning powered by bees | |
| deep water submarine for candy bars | |
| deepfake urban design | |
| deepthrating | |
| deflation | |
| delayed instagram that you have to print out and hand physical copies to people you want to share with | |
| deliver bodymods using a chainsaw to people who use the term bodyhack | |
| deliver electric shocks to people who use the term bodyhack | |
| dentist, but on the USS Enterprise | |
| depleted uranium brass knuckles | |
| depleted uranium canoe | |
| depleted uranium fidget spinner | |
| depleted uranium trash bag weights | |
| depleted uranium weighted blanket | |
| deposit check using laptop webcam but you have to hold it up and do duckface | |
| dernocracy | |
| derpbra | |
| deserts in space | |
| developers developers developers developers | |
| device spatula for nontouch bezel pickup | |
| dial-up NPR | |
| diaper api | |
| diaper with built in buttplug | |
| diaspora for truck drivers | |
| dick rental | |
| die from hangover | |
| diesel fuel made from from pressure vessels | |
| diesel stick shift microwave with pedal | |
| digital thermometer that plays this song when appropriate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEvjFThqmq0 | |
| dildo company called jerkin gherkins | |
| dildos with memory | |
| dimensional fuckin lumber | |
| dinosaur bicycle | |
| dinosaur paratroopers | |
| disposable ceramic cymbals | |
| disposable edible fingers | |
| disposable hands | |
| disposable watches | |
| disrupt hobos | |
| disrupt the bagpipe | |
| distributed no ledger currency with centralised democratic enforcement body | |
| dmd gonzo flight | |
| docker for real life shit | |
| dog chain gang | |
| dog fort | |
| dog loans | |
| dog panic room | |
| dog tools | |
| dog-a-pult | |
| doggie daycare named the bow house | |
| dogshit | |
| dogwatches, watches for DOGS! | |
| dom deluise | |
| don draper explaining a genetically engineered cat that is no fur, all whiskers | |
| don't pass out in the woods | |
| don't pull the power plug out of the computer while you're using the computer | |
| don't startup if you already have money | |
| dongle oil | |
| donut fax | |
| donut quantum teleportation | |
| doom but you can only control it with scrollwheel | |
| doritos ramen | |
| doritos taco shell with poop in it | |
| dorpbox | |
| dot puke | |
| dragonbaldur's gate | |
| dream transcriber | |
| dress cod | |
| drill rakes | |
| drinkable gin hand sanitizer | |
| drinkable piss | |
| drinkable water | |
| drive thru speed dating | |
| drive-in workspace | |
| drobble | |
| drone music except it's drones carrying speakers | |
| drones for pushing people down stairs | |
| drop cats out of powered parachutes | |
| drucker might be a sexual deviant | |
| drug funnie | |
| druit, its tinder for druids | |
| dry cell electric car | |
| dubstep for toddlers | |
| duck-typing for beef jerky | |
| ducks | |
| dudes in nets | |
| dult Field Trips: Sex Party | |
| dvorak dog buttons | |
| dynamite slingshot | |
| e-business | |
| e-lad | |
| e-licker | |
| eCheese | |
| ear conditioning | |
| earflaps.js | |
| early warning system for cat pukes, with drone-delivered puke rags | |
| earrings for birds | |
| easy train disposal | |
| eat hair | |
| eat shit and die | |
| eddie vedder bile video | |
| edible drone | |
| edible solder | |
| edible staples | |
| editor's cuts of movies | |
| eel on musk | |
| eggloaf except its the diameter of a slimjim and you eat it on a hike in the woods | |
| eggtwister | |
| ego boosting pegboard | |
| elastic headstrap that holds switch @ eye level | |
| electric baseboard vape | |
| electric car showers | |
| electric cars with doorknobs | |
| electrified lcd | |
| elephant rides / picnics | |
| elevator buttons that look like little sandwiches | |
| email via pager | |
| embroidery machines for 15 million poor people | |
| emoji on your teeth | |
| emporer size beds | |
| energy drink called SPERG | |
| english to ancient celtic rune translator | |
| enoliberalism | |
| enormous militaristic ideological fuckhole | |
| enough bots that all have english words as nicks so you can tab-complete anything you want to say | |
| enough phones being sent constantly through the mail that they form a mesh network and we can throw away the internet | |
| enteric dating site | |
| ents | |
| ents as a service | |
| erections for women | |
| escape the room LARPing | |
| esp8266 throwies that have captive portals that show you fucked up stuff | |
| establishment that sells cooked food for money | |
| eugenics | |
| eugenics, just for fish | |
| evaporative humidifier that doesn't hae a noisy unbalanced fan | |
| every square metre of the planet represented on the blockchain | |
| expand anus | |
| expanding diaper hole | |
| exterminate the irish | |
| extreme wines | |
| eyeball ad server | |
| f.lux pen | |
| face vise | |
| facebook for dolphins | |
| facebook for hobos | |
| facebook for muscle car enthusiasts | |
| faceswap encryption | |
| fair-trade aids | |
| fake adobe flash uninstallers | |
| fake sea bricks with mortar | |
| falafel friend | |
| falcon 9 fleshlight | |
| far side comic on page 2 of every powerpoint presentation ever | |
| faraday cage blankes | |
| farm to face | |
| fart masons | |
| fartbit | |
| fast covid | |
| fat & slow development | |
| fat mr darcy | |
| fat teenagers in former riverbeds | |
| fatberg | |
| fatty's subs | |
| federline.js | |
| feed esch to solves | |
| feed esch to wolves | |
| feed wolves to hobos | |
| fermented hongo water | |
| fiat currency i.e. actual fiats as currency | |
| fidget gravitron | |
| fidget room | |
| fighting with the stars | |
| find an at&t picturephone, retrofit it to run Zoom | |
| find out what kim dotcom is into and register every fucking domain name variation on that thing that you can think of | |
| firesharting | |
| fish | |
| fish family freedom | |
| fishing pole that, instead of a hook, has a camera on it so you can watch the fish go by | |
| five logs | |
| fixing flat tires forever but for rats | |
| fizzbonacci | |
| flagpole extenders for when trump dies | |
| flatofu | |
| flavicon | |
| fleshlight iphone case | |
| fleshlight omelettes | |
| fleshlight wallet | |
| flightaware but for dildos | |
| flirty femboy peapod | |
| flock for founders | |
| flood the mississippi river basin and create a new sea | |
| floor-to-ceiling urinals" and now I have a new follower | |
| fluid dynamics videos set to instrumental hip hop | |
| fly to japan for aggregated auction hoteling | |
| flying fox as a service | |
| fonts for birds | |
| food based paint so ants will paint your house for you | |
| food truck freegan, irony wes anderson + roald dahl cerebral shunt http://bit.ly/aqQfTG | |
| food truck freegan, irony wes anderson + roald dahl cerebral shunt http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wade-Dahl-Till_valve | |
| food truck powered by dogsled in alaska | |
| football stadium sized microwave oven | |
| foreskin velcro | |
| found an electric company called edison motors and use tesla cars to run over and kill elephants | |
| found startups while you wait | |
| free market dictionaries | |
| free solar panels | |
| free speech but only for white people | |
| free to play roguelike, charge 99 cents to change the color of your @ | |
| freeze-dried furniture | |
| french onion router | |
| french version of flickr | |
| fridge faces. make your fridge look like one of several face designs! | |
| friends for juffo that aren't his dad | |
| frisbee tennis | |
| frog caviar | |
| fuckable drill presses | |
| fuckable m&ms | |
| full autobiography | |
| fundip with probiotics | |
| funky butt | |
| funky limbs | |
| furniture for squirrels | |
| futuristic rock opera loosely adapted from Folsom Prison Blues | |
| gag women | |
| game achievements on the blockchain | |
| gameboy for scuba divers | |
| gamer vans | |
| gamershit | |
| gamify fuckin up ur buds | |
| gaming routers that look like game elements | |
| garbage grindr | |
| garbanzo hot tub | |
| garfemil | |
| garlic chewing gum | |
| garlic in HVAC | |
| gascoin | |
| gaslighting juffo-wup by sending mysterious pager messages | |
| gaterloop | |
| gay porn film set at WBC | |
| gender bent lenny kraviz cosplay, Jenny Kravitz | |
| genenginereed ant insulation | |
| generative AI for toilet paper | |
| generative piss hound | |
| genetically engineered creatures that leave useful corpses like bottle openers or garden spades | |
| genital sharing | |
| genius.com for googling phone numbers | |
| gently tongue the lint from my taint | |
| geocache but with bitcoin | |
| geocached snacks as a service | |
| get a cow | |
| get don cheadle to change name to don cheatos | |
| get hired by amazon to give shitty answers to google captchas so their cars can't recognize stop signs | |
| get rid of gutters | |
| get two of these, and two lights bound to them. sell them as a pair to couples. push the button to let the other person know you’re thinking about them. | |
| gherkins in proportion with ladies | |
| ghost pepper cabbage hybrid | |
| giant face | |
| giant umbrella | |
| gifs with sound | |
| giggling girls | |
| gimp suit for your house | |
| gingerbread fleshlight | |
| gist for patches | |
| git proofread | |
| github 0 contribution stickers for cars like those 0.0 i don't run ones | |
| give cancer aids | |
| give out firefox 0days for no reason | |
| glans implant that holds all your RFID tags | |
| global cow database | |
| glue leaves back on | |
| goat butts (touch them) | |
| goat butts (touch them) #ronpaul | |
| goat noodles | |
| goatse for cats | |
| goattower for cats | |
| gofundme to hire a hit man to kill notch | |
| gogurt with not-bullshit flavors | |
| gom jabbar fleshlight | |
| gones from genes | |
| gonzo journalism but you just stalk people until you get a restraining order | |
| goober, it's like google for uber | |
| goodbios | |
| googe glass for newborns | |
| google for chipmonks | |
| google glass karaoke | |
| google grandma | |
| google image search for fournier's gangrene | |
| gopher client written in Go | |
| gordon ramsay criticizes children | |
| gorilla thingy | |
| gossamer shit | |
| gps tracker made of rice | |
| grade-school deathmarch | |
| grappling chainsaw | |
| grarrrrrrrr gun | |
| graveyard concessions | |
| gravy | |
| green-energy-driven bitcoin miner colo | |
| grohl's groceries | |
| grounded anti-static butt plug | |
| gummy flu vaccine edibles | |
| gun cotton panties | |
| gun mining | |
| gun repos | |
| gungee jumping | |
| guns for tongues | |
| gurney | |
| gut flora dating | |
| guy you can hire to eat some of your food so you don't pig out | |
| gwar gum | |
| gwar gun | |
| gymnasium for the mind | |
| gyroscopically stable lunch tray that attached to a bike helmet so you can eat food, eating contest style, while riding a bike | |
| hack the 3d gun site to replace the gun designs with dildoes | |
| hacking bean bags | |
| haircuts by bees | |
| hairy dairy | |
| halal beef radio | |
| hall & oats "your kiss is on my list" except its about piss instead of kiss | |
| hallmark but made of cheese | |
| ham | |
| ham 2.0 | |
| ham and bean foraging paper | |
| ham cops | |
| ham guru | |
| hand sanitiser flavoured bread | |
| handy | |
| hard50 blutin | |
| hardcore porn music on air traffic control | |
| harry potter hiphop by mugglemore | |
| harvest old moons | |
| harvest wifeheat | |
| hats for streetlights | |
| have das racist make you a jingle | |
| have women have sex with people for money, then take a percentage | |
| having fun online | |
| hazelnut infused gin | |
| heated forest floor | |
| helicopter bulldozer | |
| hermetically sealed bag that lets me shower and bathe at the same time | |
| hi-res child pornography prints | |
| hi-res child pornogrpahy prints | |
| hidden gear party | |
| high-powered replacement lasers for mouses | |
| hilarious panic | |
| hobo shipping | |
| holdem except the turn and river are determined by horse races | |
| hollywood poptart diet | |
| homelad | |
| homeopathic xray machine | |
| homestar runner human resources portal aka HRHR | |
| homiesourcing | |
| horse fax | |
| horsegway | |
| hospice care on a cruise ship | |
| hotdog spice | |
| housewife rougelike | |
| hoverboard with bayonet | |
| http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-08/25/16/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-19252-1440533651-6.png | |
| http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggnog_Riot | |
| http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpology | |
| http://guyspeed.com/files/2012/03/Vagina-Couch.jpg | |
| http://i.imgur.com/5QBZLLP.jpg | |
| http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson1361.html | |
| http://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-connecticut-beer-tour-20131202,0,5525873.story | |
| http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/bury_st_edmunds_police_probe_mystery_of_figurines_1_1239624 | |
| http://www.lovecloudvegas.com/ | |
| https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985018980806852678/988213722545795133/831d239b-76d4-4900-84e8-24be8049229b_dh1_ray_romano_trapped_in_a_microwave.png | |
| https://coderwall.com/p/lhsrcq | |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0zZqHOZq7M | |
| huajiao fleshlight | |
| huge complex solutions for niche use-cases | |
| hulk movie where bruce banner tutors hulk to get his PhD using a time machine | |
| human bee ink | |
| human bot farm | |
| human juicer | |
| human readable shit | |
| humidifier | |
| hummingbird humiliation hour | |
| hummus pizza | |
| hurting for cash | |
| hurting for cash online porn | |
| hymen registration | |
| hyperlocal cat photo delivery service | |
| hyperlocal facebook for diabetics under 5 | |
| hyperlocal targeted podcasts for specific commutes | |
| hypothreaded processors | |
| i mail you raw food, you buy my co. | |
| iPhones filled with liverwurst for dogs | |
| ice cream in cinammon roll | |
| ice hats for febrile people | |
| icebullets | |
| illegal immigrants harvest agricultural products | |
| imaginary numbers for phones | |
| imagine if you had to poop from your chest | |
| implement augmented reality features described in any scifi book ever | |
| inappropriate stuff with boobs | |
| incel robots | |
| incestuous family tree software | |
| incontinent toast | |
| indian food burritos | |
| industrial brutalist beige parasol | |
| industrial laser grid that you poop through | |
| inert plastic or metal spheres or cubes of human volume | |
| infant tree | |
| infinite money cheat but with worms | |
| injectable RNA brain backup as a service | |
| injectable snail RNA brain backup as a service | |
| injection-moulded everything | |
| insha'Allah butts | |
| inside tattoos | |
| inside-out lady, her name is jessica | |
| instapaper for youtube | |
| instead of chewing gum, chew bacon! | |
| insurance for when patton oswalt comes and tries to bet your ass | |
| intercontinental toast | |
| interdimensional rift themed soup bar | |
| intermittent wifi fasting | |
| internet telegraph | |
| internet vicars | |
| invest in index funds | |
| ios train routing game based on trolley problem | |
| iot chastity belts for bots | |
| iot computer that loses its connection to the internet unless it is connected to the internet | |
| iowa brand wine Iowa Corkus | |
| ip over anal beads | |
| iphone app to identify pedostaches | |
| iphone app with photos of dmd's ex | |
| iphone compost | |
| iphone watchchains | |
| iphone with broken screen | |
| irc bot called wilson that joins channels and says "i am a volleyball" | |
| irc but not for people from iran | |
| irc daemon that adds affiliates to links | |
| iron pan in the shape of a butt | |
| ironing board not at dick height | |
| ironwood trees but cocaine instead of iron and plant them on one side of border with cocaine on the other | |
| isis ties | |
| it's like facebook, but with a knife in your kidneys | |
| it's like liam but for people | |
| itty bitty chainsaw | |
| jackoff wallet | |
| janky android | |
| jarred farts | |
| java-based miniature self-replicating fart factories | |
| jcpenney. that's it | |
| jeans humidor | |
| jeff daniels in a vacuum chamber | |
| jeff jaff | |
| jehovah's witness brothel | |
| jerry macbook | |
| jesus jizz man | |
| jew pockets | |
| jew wishes: wishes from jews | |
| jewtch, like scotch | |
| jimbobr | |
| jockshmup | |
| joe biden falling up stairs | |
| joe pesci as president | |
| joe pesci standing on christmas decorations | |
| joke butler | |
| juffofiles | |
| jurassic park except the dino dna was retrieved from fossilized dino cum | |
| just asian girls handling fish | |
| just make vine | |
| just porno | |
| just weird frasier themed sad poems | |
| k-cups full of butter | |
| kale 4 bikers, delivering kale to harley and schwinn riders alike | |
| karaoke for iraq: saddam who sang | |
| kerbal icbm program | |
| keurig coffee machine but for booze. oops, too late https://www.amazon.com/Bartesian-55300-Premium-Cocktail-Maker/dp/B07PJ5Q943 | |
| key lime baby cheese cake | |
| keyboard what plugs into computer | |
| keytar | |
| keyword meeting alarm system | |
| kheer-filled donuts | |
| kick esch | |
| kickstarter for development of kickstarter campaign | |
| kids you can plant | |
| kill all libertarians | |
| kill your wife for buying gogurt | |
| kill yourself for buying gogurt | |
| kinect for rapists | |
| king | |
| kinkdin | |
| kittywampus | |
| kiva for drug dealers | |
| knit blockchain scarves | |
| knitted automobiles | |
| kosher goose | |
| kosher-punk | |
| krill gates | |
| la croissan'wich water | |
| labbyjackers | |
| labia ikea | |
| lamb fumes | |
| larbdoop | |
| lard coating books and comics | |
| lardcon | |
| lardcorn | |
| laser etched password recovery | |
| laser-cut potatoes | |
| laser-project a hologram of Trump's dad into his bedroom at night and tell him that he's a good son and he should retire now | |
| latitude time zones | |
| lava lamb | |
| lava lamp tree bulbs | |
| learn to pickpocket and go to times square on 31 december | |
| lease your underwear | |
| lennon biopic starring andy dick | |
| lentils in space | |
| lettuce car | |
| levitating coffins for dramatic funeral exit | |
| libary showers | |
| library but the librarians call you stupid using yiddish words | |
| library of babel NFT | |
| lickid | |
| light rail but more awesomer | |
| light rail with splenda | |
| like airbnb but for quarantine | |
| like amazon but for people who wear fedoras. ma'amazon | |
| like blue apron but for the spirit cooking market | |
| like ikea, but no tools to assemble and it lasts 50 years | |
| like spotifiy except that its all pirated and is in my basement | |
| like the matrix, but for babies | |
| like tinder but blockchain | |
| like tinder but for penguins | |
| like uber but for condoms | |
| like uber but for tugboats | |
| like uber, but for christian suicide | |
| like uber, but for christmas ornaments, wrapped in js tracking | |
| link a fidget cube to an idle game | |
| link all chat messages to cat pictures | |
| link clicking man | |
| linkedin but you can style it like myspace | |
| linux but all commands take gendered articles | |
| lioncoin | |
| literal startup idea | |
| little finger nubbins that obscure your fingerprints in photos and random shit you touch | |
| little tooth charms | |
| live action bojack | |
| loads of lads | |
| loafin ducks | |
| loan sharkbears | |
| long form twitter | |
| long lingering shots of dark hallways | |
| longer days | |
| looging in | |
| look-at-my-dick pants | |
| lookalike handmaidens | |
| loot homeopathic copper from the health food store and sell it for scrap | |
| lounge music for luxury lobby | |
| loyal tea | |
| luke wilson hates his siblings | |
| luminous ass tattoo that glows when you aren't wearing pants | |
| lungpumps | |
| luxury Potemkin home goods store for Cambodian orphanages | |
| lyrebird but the ui is pink trombone | |
| lysol tea | |
| mac and cheese shelf LED light strip | |
| machines that use hay for wire | |
| magic eye curtains | |
| maglev everything | |
| magnavolt from robocop but for trash cans | |
| magnetic body | |
| magnetic ham | |
| magnets all over you | |
| mail hard chicken | |
| make a blog entry about it and put google ads on it and then sell the page to facebook for a billion dollars | |
| make a terminal emulator called Titanium TTY and pretend to get mad when people call it tiddy | |
| make cat with interchangeable cores, ala glados | |
| make cell phones in the shape of a gun and sell them to idiots at a high margin | |
| make one that isn't | |
| make paint brushes out of my beard hair and sell them on etsy | |
| make phones out of glass | |
| make the choose | |
| male marge | |
| male merge | |
| mammograms for victims of toddler rape | |
| managed subscription to an asshole. | |
| mandatory gay marriage | |
| mango library | |
| maraschino olive | |
| marathon but it's also a soccer game where the pitch follows the path | |
| mario shark | |
| market solar panels as "External Residential Fusion" | |
| markov bassline | |
| marsthon | |
| mashup-innovate the benedick | |
| mask made of ivermectin | |
| mastodon instance with 2 character post limit that only lets you post '88' or 'HH' or other nazi things | |
| masturbation powered bitcoin miner | |
| matrix bullet time except yurts | |
| matterporn | |
| maus except with rabbits | |
| mayo breakfast cereal | |
| mcrib flavored vape carts | |
| meat | |
| meat bread | |
| meat hair | |
| meat in body | |
| meat milk | |
| meat pasta | |
| meat pyramid | |
| medical plutonium gas inhalation clinics | |
| meercat with human lips | |
| melon-wrangling | |
| memory pig | |
| mental newspeak | |
| metafilter but replace the words "men" and "women" with "people" | |
| mews.google.com | |
| mexican dancing bikes | |
| meyers-briggs sorting hat | |
| microbrewery microservice | |
| migas burrito | |
| milgram's experiment, except with "the shocker" | |
| military-themed gentleman's club called "stripper clip" | |
| milkfather | |
| millions of crowd-funded countersuits | |
| mind milker | |
| mine snot | |
| minecraft but the entire map is the ISS | |
| minecraft for workgroups | |
| minecraft on a bike | |
| minecraft world NFT | |
| minestrone monthly | |
| minorities as furniture | |
| minority report 3D interactive UI for children's e-books | |
| mint.com for photo books | |
| minty wetsuits | |
| minute mango | |
| misopourri | |
| mistress disintegration service | |
| mix up all the spices for rasam, tomato powder, salt; put on popcorn | |
| mixtapes by mail | |
| mmWave scanner but for cats | |
| mmmm cum | |
| mmo isaac | |
| mmo pinball | |
| mobile crematorium that uses the corpses it burns for fuel | |
| modal popunder windows | |
| modern-design chamberpot | |
| molten salt potatoe | |
| mom's potpourri cigarette smoke flavor | |
| monetize trees | |
| monkey army | |
| monkey bakery | |
| monkey child pornographer | |
| monopoly but every time you pass GO you have to play GO | |
| monster jam | |
| monthly meatbag | |
| mood noodles, moodles, that change colour when you're happy | |
| moon golf | |
| moon guns | |
| mophie juice pack for your tesla | |
| moplane | |
| morning tomatos | |
| morphine mouthwash | |
| mortgaged children | |
| motor dog arms | |
| mouldy jetta full of farts | |
| mountain dew flavored cheez-its | |
| mountaineering store in sully county | |
| mousing shoulder | |
| mouth disinfectant chiclets for sucking mohels who perform ultra-orthodox brises | |
| mouth simulator | |
| movies on hold | |
| movine in chaicago | |
| mud as a service | |
| mud remover for blockchain | |
| multiple single sources of truth | |
| municipal cats | |
| murder bp | |
| mush body | |
| musk blankets | |
| mutate endusers to crease adview eyeballs | |
| mycological brake pads that constantly regrow from mutant mushrooms in the rotor | |
| n7 branded scottevest | |
| n95 underwear | |
| nail polish that's also a gun | |
| nap coaster, nice smooth reclining roller coaster where you can take a nap | |
| natural jars | |
| naturist software development firm | |
| nautical frequent-flyer miles | |
| nazi food restaurant | |
| neckties for sedans | |
| neg on doggie | |
| neosnap | |
| netflix and shut up | |
| new religion based around god sent computers to us from the sky | |
| new ways to game klout | |
| nfl basketball jerseys | |
| nfl blitz roguelike | |
| nietzche for dogs | |
| nigger brown pants | |
| night club for autistic people | |
| nikolas sarkozy farts in a jar | |
| nimp with clickstats | |
| ninja blender? | |
| ninjabread cookies for retarded ninjas | |
| nintendo human skin jacket | |
| nitro-chilled scotch | |
| nogoddb, a db for atheists | |
| nongodb. a postgres wrapper that behaves the same as postgres unless you are talking to it with golang | |
| not drinking clamato | |
| not going in planes | |
| not rtgs for vehicles | |
| novel insult API for your chatbot needs | |
| novelty pen full of sheep | |
| nuclear powered bearplanes | |
| nuclear powered bears | |
| nuclear-powered, fully-automated, perpetually-flying tomb | |
| numbers station that just says “whil wheaton” | |
| numbers with friends | |
| nupples | |
| obama themed blanket drop shipments | |
| obi-wan cannabis | |
| octocopter doula with gimbal suitable for birth weight up to 14 lbs | |
| oculus rift shaped like headcrab | |
| offer to do illegal things with ppls ashes so long as they pay up front | |
| ogrish lemonparty | |
| oily boy | |
| ointmints mints that come in a tube that you rub on your private bits | |
| okstupid | |
| old björk | |
| olive oil neti pot and valsalva maneuver | |
| olympics opening ceremony narrated by jeremy clarkson | |
| omakase surgery | |
| omegle for enterprise | |
| on line standing in line | |
| one million years dungeon | |
| one of those except it screws onto a gatorade bottle | |
| one of those japanese sand gardens except theres a bar | |
| one of those things you stick up a deer's butt to pull the entrails out, but when it is all the way in you squeeze a little handle and a swastika unfolds | |
| one page latex guide: just google "latex cheat sheet" | |
| one swell soup | |
| one-way ticket to clown town | |
| online bill payment service called Post No Bills | |
| online breathalyzer | |
| online forum solely for deconstructing this joke | |
| online house porn | |
| open plan walk-in freezers so companies can get cheaper laptops for their employees | |
| open source bike | |
| ornery sysadmin | |
| out-amazon amazon | |
| ovens with seatbelts | |
| over-the-ear earbuds | |
| owl as a service | |
| owling alley | |
| p2p bomb scares | |
| paint thinner/mouthwash | |
| palindromes as passwords as a service | |
| paneer cakes | |
| pantents: intellectual property rights for pants | |
| pants made ENTIRELY OF ZIPPERS | |
| pants that treat the balls like dresses treat the boobs | |
| pants with crotch mounted vibrator | |
| pants with fish tales | |
| pants with lights INSIDE them for relief of seasonal affective disorder at night | |
| papal.com for buying/selling/trading plenary indulgences | |
| paperback-shaped bombs | |
| parking morals advice | |
| pasta lab | |
| pasteurize people | |
| patent trolling for sex | |
| pay $10 to go to a place and not eat bread | |
| pay back all the people you defrauded | |
| pay people to listen to the mighty mighty bosstones | |
| payday loans for child actors | |
| paying exorbitant fees as a service | |
| paypal gateway to wordpress download link | |
| pbr in a wine box | |
| peanut butter and jelly toilet paper hat face | |
| peanut butter salt | |
| pedo map | |
| pee in the dark | |
| peltier-cooled beer | |
| pencils where you don't own the IP of what you sketch with them | |
| penis game app for apple watch | |
| penis prosthetics to comply with condom regulations in porn | |
| penis warmer | |
| perfectly spherical skulls | |
| permanent cyclone | |
| perpetual edging device | |
| personalized numbers stations | |
| pervious selves | |
| pet dead horse | |
| petstacy | |
| phone proxy thing that detects hold music and plays different better music | |
| phone sex for necrophiliacs | |
| phone sex with animals | |
| phone that detects pocket dial and says "hi this is pocket" | |
| photo sharing site for fistula enthusiasts | |
| php-based init system | |
| pick a thing and make it | |
| pickled eggs except instead of hardboiled eggs, they're fried | |
| pickles on vanilla wafers | |
| pickup trucks don't have eyes | |
| pictures of cats with barely funny, misspelt text on them | |
| piece of paper instead of tattoo | |
| pig tour de france | |
| pigs with carry handles | |
| pimple epidurals | |
| pinball karate | |
| pinball machine on one of those rollercoaster simulator things | |
| pinstagram | |
| piping bags but for beans | |
| piss boiler | |
| piss boring | |
| piss for ant colonies | |
| piss frog | |
| pissflame | |
| pisssoakr | |
| pissword | |
| pixel-shit | |
| pixie stix but full of french fry flavored salt | |
| pizza and beer | |
| pizza atm | |
| pizza place only for pineapple lovers | |
| pizza rocket | |
| place for people to be mad at computers | |
| plane crash site gambling | |
| planes with steering wheels like cars | |
| plastic bag you swallow with barbs that hook onto your mouth and then you just pull out the forbidden food | |
| platypus farm for biochemicals | |
| plex but you can copy an expiring watch-link to give to a friend | |
| plug in iphone milk frother | |
| plug in iphone milk frotter | |
| plugin to automatically insert porn into anything inappropriately labeled with porn | |
| pocket dimension | |
| pocket space | |
| pokemon concierge | |
| pokemon game where you inform the authorities about pokemon activities and cause the pokemon to be arrested | |
| pokemon go but crypto | |
| pokemon go phone walking, just register your phone with me, i come pick up your phone while the pokemon app is running, then i walk off with your phone and you never see it again because i sell it on darknet markets for bitcoin/ether | |
| pokemon go tinder | |
| pokemons nap | |
| pokestops on toll bridges | |
| poletop GFCI | |
| poo bus | |
| pooNAS | |
| poop chalupa | |
| poopless cat | |
| pop-up coffee shops, across the street from construction projects, for old dudes to congregate in, drink coffee, and watch and talk about the construction project | |
| popcorn ice cream | |
| pope glue | |
| popetato | |
| poppy seed substitute | |
| pork park | |
| pork-themed poke bowl place called Pig in a Poke | |
| porn domain registrar called cumdaddy | |
| porn titled BLOWBAMA | |
| porn video that demonstrates functional programming concepts | |
| pornography | |
| portlandia skit where candy sales ppl meet in a room and steve buscemi insists there is nothing wrong with neccos and they are perfectly fine to eat | |
| pot | |
| pot for tots | |
| potatchos for wolves | |
| potato chip bag clip that significantly zaps you when you unclip it | |
| potato ferry | |
| potato with ip address | |
| potify it's like spotify but for pot | |
| potluck dinners for hobos | |
| powdered shelves | |
| pre-grief | |
| precision nuclear strike to eliminate 99% of next big startups | |
| prehensile dick dog | |
| preppa pig. | |
| prepper-spray | |
| preschool TED talks | |
| president sarah palin defeats space hitler | |
| pressure cooker full of cheese | |
| pretty dope and zero fucking | |
| prince rupert's urethra drops | |
| prison food restaurant | |
| prius pantograph | |
| privatize the mantle | |
| privilege danno | |
| probationary loaf | |
| program an AI to invent a new falling-block game | |
| prok rinds | |
| pronounce ableist to rhyme with diced | |
| propose in Minecraft | |
| proprioception | |
| prospiracy cruise | |
| prostate sniffing dog | |
| prosthetic suction-attached gut full of ice | |
| provide business guys and programmer guys to startus | |
| pseudo cod | |
| pub in a sub | |
| public space but not for poor people or in the dark | |
| pudding telethon | |
| punch clocks | |
| pussy for lunch | |
| put a camel on it | |
| put buttons in schools and offices that will fill the whole place with anesthetic gas in case of an attack | |
| put lightning rods on power poles to collect lightning | |
| put the bees with guns inside of a bullet | |
| put your own face on socks like that and give them to everyone as serious gifts | |
| putting linux on a shitty imac | |
| quadracopter with knives | |
| queso vindaloo | |
| quiet mowers | |
| racial http headers | |
| racist donut chain with racist-named donuts | |
| radiation cleansing moist wipes for survivalists | |
| radioactive guitars | |
| radioisotope electric blanket | |
| rag bomb | |
| rainbow gender reveal cake for gay babby | |
| ramen vending machines | |
| ranch as a beverage (raab) | |
| rape esch in his sleep | |
| raspberry pi with 2 ethernet ports | |
| rat penis leasing | |
| rate my bowel | |
| ratpiss that permeates steel | |
| raw chicken toilet paper | |
| razor blade insulation | |
| razor blades and heroin school | |
| rdx exploding golfballs | |
| read receipts for tweets | |
| real Guatemala | |
| real estate agent-cum-activist | |
| real life with Prince of Persia physics | |
| realistic crying baby doll as seen in apocalypse now village attack scene | |
| realistic crying baby doll for war zones in the world of children of men | |
| reality show with meadows full of toddlers being ravaged by rape wolves | |
| reality tv show comprised solely of footage of toddlers near large unfenced drops | |
| really heavy rtg usb charger | |
| realtime upvoting system for irc | |
| reappropriating your wealth | |
| recalling a time when you felt physically attractive | |
| record player that decodes mp3s that are encoded digitally on vinyl | |
| rectal nanobots that convert cat feces and urine to oxygen | |
| rectangular sausages | |
| red faced scraeming man named Ryan | |
| redstone llvm target | |
| redub star wars with the word cancer preceding every noun | |
| refugees on the blockchain | |
| region-locked bluetooth | |
| reimagined onions | |
| relationship advice solely comprised of home alone quotes | |
| relativistic centrifuges as alternatives to cryogenic freezing | |
| reliant robin EV | |
| remake all ben stiller movies with adam sandler instead of ben stiller and vice versa | |
| remake coen brothers movies with inanimate objects | |
| remake popular computer games but with hitler | |
| remove the little perforations from fanfold paper | |
| ren and stimpy style drawings of balls | |
| renewable shorts, made from snails. escargos. | |
| rent a foreign daddy | |
| replace "money" with "llamas" in every song | |
| replace jesus tapdancin' christ with jesus screentappin' christ | |
| replace money with llamas, full stop | |
| replace the music for all 7 seasons of the west wing with the for the love of money bassline | |
| restaurant called tat where all the employees are tatted up | |
| retweeting | |
| reverse f.lux | |
| reverse morgages for dogs | |
| reverse x-ray glasses | |
| reversica tie rack b/w hookah | |
| rewritable lyrics | |
| rich person coca cola, it's coke but also has i dunno diamond dust in it | |
| riding crop in your urethra | |
| robot cats that never die and are programmed to eventually eat your corpse | |
| rocket cremation | |
| rocket powered by lox and lox | |
| rocketdixx.xxx futurist/tech porn "We may not have five nines, but we have five x's." | |
| rogue bee | |
| roguelike calendar and tasks app | |
| roll-away penis headphone adapter | |
| rolling papers made from pressed bud | |
| romeo & juliet but replace romeo with buffalo | |
| room temperature ice cream | |
| roomba that follows the sun and has a catbed on it | |
| rosary nunchucks | |
| rotating house | |
| round apples | |
| round tv | |
| routers for onions | |
| rtg | |
| rtg range extender for electric vehicles | |
| russians used a pencil fisher space pen twitter reply bot | |
| safety gloves for tofurkey | |
| salsa made from diced scorpions | |
| salted olive oil | |
| salted unicorn oil | |
| sandwich compass | |
| sausage soldiers | |
| say racist bullshit in public | |
| scale model of a scale | |
| scanner/copier with anus recognition for butt scans | |
| scented scratchers | |
| scientifically designed cat door that only skinny cats can fit through | |
| scoby diving | |
| scotch tweet bot | |
| scottevest full metal jacket | |
| scottevest with a faraday mesh for stealth mode | |
| sd cards for fake eyes | |
| search eels | |
| second life oysters | |
| secret wasps | |
| segway canopies | |
| segway gurney | |
| segway urinal | |
| self replicating driller that cuts planet in half | |
| self-cleaning microwave | |
| self-cleaning phones | |
| self-destructing underwear | |
| self-driving llamas | |
| self-driving sedan chairs | |
| self-driving turk | |
| selfie stick jacket | |
| sell startup ideas | |
| sell weed | |
| sell your garage as a house | |
| selling organic water | |
| seltzer fps | |
| senior mints | |
| seniors react to saltybet | |
| sensor strobe light | |
| sentient non-vegetarian tofu | |
| seo dad | |
| serious article about NSA ability to eavesdrop on pager traffic | |
| services.msc but for systemctl | |
| sesame cheese | |
| set a youtube vid as your zoom background | |
| seti@home but currency | |
| sex for money | |
| sex scooter | |
| sexchain | |
| sexual harassment emoji | |
| sexy zines | |
| sgarfield | |
| shallots as a service | |
| shared abstraction layer abstraction layer! | |
| sharepoint | |
| shark testicles | |
| shart rate monitor | |
| shaving ham | |
| shawshark redemption, same as shawshank redemption except sharks. main shark is portrayed by tim robinson instead of tim robins. | |
| sheds | |
| sheeple | |
| sheeple alarm clock | |
| shipped buckets of grilled gorn | |
| shit guys | |
| shit-mountain sherpas | |
| shitbit | |
| shite sharks' | |
| shock listicles | |
| shock testicles | |
| shockproof waterproof carry case for your giant video card | |
| shoes for plants | |
| shoes that are also foot tubs | |
| shorts but you can move your legs | |
| should just index links weighted by adjacent lols and hahas | |
| shower executions | |
| shrooms hot sauce | |
| shroudcloud for internet enabled funerals | |
| shuriken ear saver | |
| shut the fuck up | |
| sim city with gta6 engine | |
| single potato delivery service | |
| singstar for poor people | |
| sir breadwins | |
| six sigma for corn | |
| skyscraper-gawking periscope | |
| slack but good | |
| slightly quicker rendering in space | |
| sloppy tub | |
| slot car sushi | |
| slow computing | |
| slums as a service | |
| slush bidet | |
| smart dumb bells | |
| smart internet hat with drm that you can only wear while it's connected to the internet | |
| smashmauth authentication protocol | |
| smokable peens | |
| smoke a video game | |
| smoke alarm that blares hitler's speeches instead of beeping | |
| smoked seitan | |
| smoking booths on airliners | |
| smooth non-squigglevision home movies | |
| smuggling hell of contraband aboard iss on a test flight | |
| snake dispenser for airplanes | |
| snake-on-segway random number generator | |
| snakepie | |
| snapchortle: 10 second standup comedy | |
| sneak socialism into american politics by framing everythign as if the government is a startup "disrupting" stodgy shithead industries | |
| sniffers bar | |
| snoffy | |
| snot recycler helmet | |
| snowpiercer but for ai chatbot | |
| soapybitch.com | |
| soarin' but for your drone vids | |
| social media icon set | |
| social network where you communicate only with 30 second simpsons clips | |
| soft eject magsafe | |
| soft serve sausage | |
| softromanceplays | |
| solitaire with achievements | |
| solve rape culture with a Rails app @sequoia_capital | |
| solve rape culture with a rails app | |
| something about poke bowls + pokemon | |
| something available in every country except america but in america | |
| songs but the songs are sung by puppets | |
| sound-dampening silicone chip bag sleeve | |
| soundboard but the speaker is at your front door | |
| soundproof crib | |
| sous vide bitcoin mining | |
| sous vide chimney | |
| sous-videing burger patties inside molten metal core of earth itself | |
| soy cams | |
| soylent but with cecotropes | |
| soylent camelbak | |
| space gps, so satellites can make stupid wrong turns | |
| space ham | |
| spacebullets that have plugs in them in case you miss and penetrate hull | |
| spaghetti nerf | |
| spaghetti terf | |
| spam-spread | |
| speech jammer + sulfur hexafluoride | |
| spergchain | |
| sperm bank doner kebabs to revitalize the greek economy | |
| sphincter telepathy | |
| spice mail, capsaicin laced stamps | |
| spoons that don't bend when you scoop ice cream with them, jeez | |
| spy balloon as a service | |
| squat #mefite social accounts and get rich selling them back in a couple years | |
| squirrels that can fly | |
| sriracha bath bomb | |
| stab blanket thief | |
| stainless coffee | |
| star trek bikes | |
| star trek: HR | |
| star-shaped extruded hot dogs | |
| start bitcoin exchange and take the bitcoin and run | |
| start selling those anti-car-theft machetes from south-africa in america to deal with cops | |
| startup bros | |
| statler and waldorf follow you around forever | |
| steadicam for carrying beers in stadiums | |
| steak | |
| steak fried rice | |
| steak-cooking CPU cooler | |
| steak-vest for deep sea shark diving | |
| steam aircraft | |
| steam engine powered computer psu | |
| steampunk railgun | |
| steve ballmer pinball | |
| steve carell saying bazongas | |
| stewartr | |
| stickers for hat brims | |
| stop the rotation of earth | |
| stop watching crickets | |
| stopwatch | |
| storage unit full of phone boxes im hanging onto just in case | |
| store for homeless people, homeless depot | |
| straight up murder anyone playing pokemon in your field of view | |
| strategic ham reserve | |
| strategic sodium laureth sulfate reserve | |
| strip club dispensary | |
| sub held together with a gold ring | |
| subscription pencils | |
| subterranean positioning system | |
| suck cow's dick live on stage | |
| sue productswithoutpalmoil.com for anything they have wrong or outdated on their site | |
| suicide vest packed with glitter | |
| super mario brothel. all the women wear princess peach costumes and all the dudes are named luigi | |
| supportive neck color for newborns | |
| surf elementary | |
| surgically embed qi pad in butt near phone pocket | |
| sushi soup | |
| swimming nips | |
| swole zombies | |
| sybian unicycle | |
| syndicalist kickstarter clone with heavy moderation | |
| tab-complete your thoughts | |
| table of contents in sharepoint | |
| taco clean room | |
| taco hotdish | |
| taco pills | |
| taco sushi | |
| tacodog electric buttplugs | |
| tacos.js | |
| tactical nuke | |
| tai lopez soundboard | |
| take a denny, leave a denny | |
| take cheap soundacards and build an enclosure around them | |
| take it form fuckin buttwashers | |
| take this https://www.wholesalesolar.com/1898596/fullriver/battery-banks/fullriver-agm-415-ah-24-vdc-9-960-wh-4-battery-bank and bolt to peoples walls | |
| tap baseball | |
| tatpic engine | |
| teach e coli to play monopoly | |
| teach kids primarily binary numbers | |
| techcrunch for aspergers | |
| telegraph instead of shrimp | |
| television show about the kardashian family | |
| telnet for dogs | |
| tennis jesus | |
| tennis lieutenants | |
| tentacle menorah | |
| terminal multiplexer with splits to raise dev awareness | |
| terminam multiplexer with splits to raise dev awareness | |
| terriblr | |
| tesla fridge | |
| tesla's zombie ghost repairman | |
| tetris block filesystem | |
| thank sticks | |
| the Bell Jar audiobook read by Jeremy Clarkson | |
| the big lebowski but with seinfeld characters | |
| the blind flagmaker | |
| the kanye west episode but mr garrison failing to understand impossible whopper | |
| the milgram experiment except the subject thinks they're electrocuting a person, when they're really electrocuting your steak | |
| the milgram experiment except the subject thinks they're electrocuting a person, when they're really electrocuting your steak #ycombinator #yc | |
| the planet IS the blockchain | |
| the smell of jizz and stale margarine on fire #treps | |
| the standard tehloki | |
| the www | |
| therapeutic sex changes for cats | |
| theremin you play with your cock ring | |
| thermite | |
| thicc movie | |
| thin blue line flag but it's green and kermit's peeking out the side | |
| this but powers a turntable you can drop some sick beats on | |
| three-dimensional money | |
| thrice-cursed acts of trechery | |
| throat windows | |
| throw sloth from the train | |
| ties for manly hands | |
| time machine that goes backwards 5 seconds. Use it to lift stuff into orbit | |
| time release caffeine pills | |
| time-traveling kittens | |
| timesnaps | |
| tinder for brunch | |
| tiny michelada with mezcal instead of beer | |
| tiny watch that attaches to applewatch band | |
| tiny-dogs-as-a-service | |
| tissues but using blockchain | |
| tits on fish | |
| tivo that plays benny hill music when you hit fast forward | |
| to me | |
| toddler mullet world cup | |
| toffee hammer. but for coffee. | |
| tofungsten, tungsten block for pressing water out of tofu | |
| toilets for poopin' | |
| too many goats | |
| toothcomb | |
| tornado 'nade | |
| tortoise wars | |
| touch-screen app that has a dial with simulated sticking behaviour that unsticks when you tap at it | |
| touchless water | |
| toxic masculinity party | |
| traffic bruh | |
| traffic but in space | |
| train chat app | |
| training wheels for adults | |
| transexual surprise | |
| transit trumpet | |
| trashcans made out of nintendo switch cartridges | |
| tree chunnel | |
| trick breathalyzers | |
| trigger warnings composed entirely of triggers | |
| triple robotics | |
| trouts w/ "jazz" paper cup design | |
| truck butts | |
| truck nut fat suits | |
| tumeric wafers | |
| tuna-flavored pot | |
| turdpoop | |
| turf | |
| turkeymap | |
| turn birds into diamonds | |
| turn twigs into apps | |
| turntable extended genre autotagging | |
| turtle-mounted shotgun | |
| tv series about space plumbers | |
| tv show about a toddler that is the world's most famous restaurant critic | |
| tvs for communists | |
| twerking booths | |
| twitch as notary public | |
| twitter 4-photos-in-a-tweet shit | |
| twitter account that replies to every comedy twitter account with "not funny" | |
| twitter bot called @sylviaplath that just tweets everything tehloki says | |
| twitter bot that replaces "almost" with "not" in headlines | |
| twitter bot to constantly update followers that you're "not pooping" | |
| twitter but bad | |
| twitter but shitter | |
| twitter but worse | |
| twitter court | |
| twitter for birds | |
| twix as a pillow https://i.redd.it/mx4tf96jjpp31.jpg | |
| uber but for beds in an airport | |
| uber but for helicopters | |
| uber but you get coronavirus | |
| uber for CP | |
| uber for cardboard for homeless | |
| uber for friends | |
| uber for hurricane response | |
| uber for hurricanes | |
| uber for pinball machines | |
| uber for prisons | |
| uber for riots | |
| uber for uber drivers | |
| uber, but for fingerless gloves for chilly tech workers | |
| underground eruv lines | |
| underwater bicycle | |
| underwater nanobees | |
| underwater nanobees that constantly dribbles piss | |
| underwater nanobees that penetrate your hand | |
| ungooglable bullshit java-based goo! | |
| unicod, international cod sales | |
| uninterruptible power supply service (UPSS) - charge people $250 + $10/month for a cheap UPS | |
| universal emulsifier | |
| universal vengabus | |
| unix commands for real life | |
| unpainted stunt piss | |
| untitled goose SDK | |
| upcycling civil defense sirens into home appliances | |
| updick atms | |
| updog | |
| urine fedora helmet | |
| urine fedora helmet | <@tacodog> i wanted a helmet that looked like an afro | |
| urine-soaked fedora helmet with velcro-attached afro | |
| urine-soaked fedora helmet with velcro-attached afro | l'obvieaux paris | |
| use core of earth as internal satellite | |
| use entropy | |
| use flint water to relead gasoline, use proceeds to ship them bottled water | |
| use hall and oates album covers in election campaign ads | |
| use penises to MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH | |
| using in route internet packets as cloud storage | |
| uteri without borders | |
| utetube | |
| v8 camelbak | |
| vacuum wasp nest | |
| van full of monkeys that installs ethernet for you | |
| vanadium dioxide electrical safety gloves | |
| vapolin | |
| vaporizer with gun accessory mount | |
| vaporwave space program | |
| vasebook | |
| vat ortolan | |
| vegan canned dicks | |
| vegan elf for dick pics | |
| velcro foreskin | |
| vertical pinball | |
| very big relativistic centrifuges as alternatives to cryogenic freezing | |
| video conferencng earthquake creepshots porn | |
| village of grape | |
| virtual selfie stick | |
| vocal chords in your ass | |
| wago condom | |
| wagyu condom | |
| walkable food tube | |
| wall switches | |
| warm body as a service | |
| warm gourmet cheetos that you eat with a dip | |
| warp reality to solve problems | |
| wasp juicer | |
| wasps in your body | |
| water roller coaster you ride a kayak on | |
| water-cooled snickers bar | |
| watering can chamberpot | |
| waterproof song-lyrics only kindle | |
| we log in and hollow out your facebook for you | |
| we record ur voice now, so u can use it later to talk like 20 year old u, 30, etc | |
| weaponised 5G bat | |
| weaponized cherry tomatos | |
| weasel colonoscopy | |
| webrings | |
| website that lets you comment on tweets | |
| website to hire black-hat hackers. whenever someone hires a hacker, a lumberjack in a black toque is dispatched to their residence. | |
| website where you can enter in things and how long you've left them out and it will tell you what diseases you will get | |
| weed vape that works as a wallet | |
| weird ass copper compound | |
| weird lamp | |
| weird sand | |
| weird slug | |
| west wing snapchat filter | |
| wet/dry measuring spoons with like fish/cactuses on them | |
| wetter honey | |
| whale window | |
| what if someone else invades russia while their army is busy with ukraine? | |
| what if the casino was in your pocket, and it still costs money to play, but when you win, you get nothing, instead of getting money | |
| wheat steak | |
| where is my wallet | |
| where you know bears and paste to here | |
| wheresgeorge.com+mobile_topup | |
| whistles for dogs | |
| white supremacy | |
| white van candy bowl with FREE CANDY on the side | |
| who let the dogs out ringtone day | |
| who's on first porno | |
| whole age of computer | |
| wife sharing as a service (totally not pimping u guys for real) | |
| wikileaks book club | |
| wikileaks branded food processor | |
| wikileaks premium | |
| windows solitaire cascade animation as a service | |
| windows solitaire cascade animation for workgroups | |
| wines by the foot | |
| wipe ass left-handed | |
| wired flashlight | |
| wireless cables | |
| woke dbas | |
| wolf spider flour | |
| word cloud but every word is wa | |
| world of danks | |
| wormohol | |
| xplan fork, sexplane | |
| yacht eggs | |
| yeast cum | |
| yeetza, the pizza that is also a regulation ultimate disc | |
| yogurt for men | |
| you just make a bunch of quadrotors that look like bits of random star wars infrastructure and you have an accelerometer "force" controller to lift them up and fling them towards your opponent. | |
| your own personal tom greene | |
| youtube for the blind | |
| zappy roguelike magic times with realtime simulation | |
| zelda game where one player designs the dungeon and tries to kill everyone else | |
| zero gravity covid recovery | |
| zero-g honey bucket | |
| zoom booth babes | |
| zoom zoom zoom | |
| zsh in react | |
| {some hipster presentation thing} | |
| ¯\_(?)_/¯ | |
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