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22:26 <@esch> lindsay longan
21:43 <@rob> (21:42:43) lindsay: ok well, i changed my desktop, and i didnt notice that the picture i picked was a screen shot, and i was freaking out trying to move my icons and they weren't moving, and i could NOT figure out what the problem was, i even restarted my computer
21:29 <@stynxno> though i'm sure teens just hang out with him to try and meet lindsay
10:32 < [bp]> http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/24/sheriffs-release-lindsays-mug-shot/
18:00 <@Wedge> and her "hotness" is WAY overrated http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/lindsay_foreigner.jpg
20:39 <@JLA> man, i hate lindsay
19:38 < trollocaust> lindsay thought i was talking about her
20:30 < caterpillar> lindsay is a dog
20:16 <@adipocere> lindsay
00:31 < Judge> lindsay is on the rag atm imo
12:39 <@duckstab> no gir fact is <reply>abe suffered a stroke|<reply>lindsay is a mick|<reply>lindsay lives in a naked commune|<reply>abe has a neurological condition
12:39 < Godbert> no gir, fact is <reply>abe suffered a stroke|<reply>lindsay is a mick|<reply>lindsay lives in a naked commune|<reply>abe has a neurological condition|<reply>lrrr markov fact:|<reply>lrrr markov FACT:
21:51 <@azazello> dam lindsay left
22:33 <@mpdsea> oh, that reminds me, I want to tell lindsay that her vagina is cold, dry, and encrusted with salt.
16:48 < adipocere> I have lab books older than lindsay.
16:28 < mpdsea> lindsay will draw one when she gets here
02:44 <@mpdsea> why are lindsay's caterpillars such cunts?
02:45 < tehloki> no gir piccies is <reply> lindsay's caterpillars say "we love you and the sky is wonderful", <who>
22:38 <@tehloki> lindsay!
09:49 <@heish> then lindsay would surely give you pictures
10:00 < mpdsea> i don't want piccies from lindsay
10:33 <@azazello> so the next time you ask lindsay for piccies, remember
01:47 <@mpdsea> adipocere, when are you going to get your blowjob from lindsay?
01:53 <@mpdsea> if you fornicate lindsay, i'll send you pictures of anything at all
14:35 <@mpdsea> lindsay is such a fat whore
14:53 <@adipocere> Be nice to lindsay, mpdsea.
14:54 <@adipocere> You've got it spot on, rob. I lust for artless tweener lindsay.
16:59 < tehloki> lindsay has a boyfriend, and that makes me sad
16:59 <@mpdsea> lindsay doesn't really have a boyfriend
17:06 <@mpdsea> tehloki, you live right near lindsay, right?
17:09 <@mpdsea> are you going to move to buffalo and marry lindsay? i think you should
19:47 <@mpdsea> abe, let's go on a road trip to Guelf (?), then Buffalo, and try to get tehloki and tehlindsay hooked up!
19:48 <@twentynine> mpdsea: lindsay would only go for that if tehloki had a caterpillar-like cock
00:06 <@mpdsea> tehloki belongs with lindsay.
00:06 <@tehloki_> I really would like it if lindsay were to get with me
00:07 <@tehloki_> no, lindsay lindsay
00:07 <@mpdsea> i've decided that getting tehloki with lindsay is my goal.
00:07 <@mpdsea> i am willing to do anything to accomplish this, up to and including killing every last person on earth except tehloki and lindsay.
00:08 <@tehloki_> just get lindsay's boyfriend playing WoW
00:08 <@mpdsea> except lindsay doesn't have a boyfriend
00:15 <@tehloki_> http://twentynine.us/lindsay/ is the second-most referenced URL in #mefi
19:32 <@mpdsea> we will get sbb for me and lindsay for tehloki
19:33 <@tehloki> If I had a lindsay I would be so happy
21:54 <@mpdsea> where the fuck is lindsay
22:05 <@mpdsea> you're never going to get lindsay to marry you if you just sit around watching SSBB videos, tho
01:01 <@mpdsea> we're going to kidnap tehloki^, and then we're going to kidnap lindsay, and then we're going to make a porno
01:32 <@tehloki^> you could just like drop lindsay off full of ghb and maybe dose me a little too for posterity
05:49 <@tehloki> although I would like to meet lindsay
05:52 <@tehloki> mpdsea jokes about going on a road-rape to set up me and lindsay
13:22 < capn> yeah, lindsay, get to pair with ie6 can you lost the relationship formed?
00:14 -!- mode/#mefi [+b *!*lindsay@*.slicehost.net] by esch
17:12 <@arnold> has lindsay even lost her baby fat yet what the fuck
21:06 <@esch> why did lindsay come in and then leave
21:13 <@tehloki> lindsay did not pm me vee
21:13 <@Juffo-Wup> i haven't heard from lindsay in a while; what's all this about?
21:14 <@tehloki> to the best of my knowledge lindsay ragequit due to #dorkd seeping into #mefi and vice versa
21:19 <@Krrrlson> bring back lindsay tehloki
21:19 <@tehloki> i don't have the power to bring lindsay back
21:21 <@Krrrlson> she's all the whining of lindsay with twice the bitchiness and none of the freckles
21:21 <@tehloki> who's the person who is not corinne or lindsay, vee
11:48 <@rob> well if you want to remedy that you can proposition lindsay
13:38 <@esch> it's an aol chatroom with lindsay
13:38 <@rob> lindsay was never cordially invited
13:38 <@dreamghost> lindsay is not in there
13:38 <@plb> yeah lindsay barely goes in there
13:38 <@plb> seen lindsay
13:38 <@Krrrlson> rip lindsay
20:54 <@dreamghost> special guests include pg, hei, lemmer, dreamghost, rob, tehloki, lindsay & josiah himself
22:20 < p_g_p> did lindsay do a good job?
22:22 <@rob> the easy solution is to just trade her for lindsay
22:27 <@esch> do you know lindsay aileen
21:35 < stynxno> lindsay!
21:37 <@bp> gir forget lindsay
21:38 <@Juffo-Wup> muthafuckas act like dey forgot about lindsay!
21:39 <@vee> hey lindsay
21:39 < aileen> but i who-ised LZA n it said lindsay
21:39 <@Juffo-Wup> yeah he always has his shit set to "lindsay"
21:40 < aileen> rupa lindsay
21:41 <@Juffo-Wup> lindsay "BARRACUDA"
22:01 <@vee> there's a model named lindsay
17:40 <@Juffo-Wup> man, now that lindsay's gone, i've moved up one in t he stats
17:49 <@tehloki> lindsay seems to be sad at the moment: 4.2% lines contained sad faces. :(
23:25 <@Krrrlson> are we talking about lindsay again
12:13 <@lysol> go hang out with lindsay
15:43 <@p_g_p> wait, bidi is lindsay?
15:43 <@tehloki> rupa has always been lindsay
15:43 < homoloki> rupa hacked lindsay
01:50 <@dreamghost> seen lindsay
15:51 <@p_g_p> who hacked lindsay's account?
15:25 -!- cats [[email protected]] has joined #mefi
23:10 < hei2> I'm leaving with lindsay
19:36 <@Juffo-Wup> seen lindsay
21:04 <@dreamghost> damn u lindsay for not hearing a four story
21:30 < hei> what about lindsay
21:30 <@tehloki> lindsay is 22 i think
17:51 <@dreamghost> rob,lindsay cnn called u a loser: http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2010/news/1003/gallery.Census_winners_losers/8.html
00:46 <@bp> oh lindsay
12:43 <@bp> hey was lindsay on
15:23 <@Krrrlson> except lindsay probably
15:55 <@p_g_p> like with lindsay graham you mean
20:37 <@limepi> lindsay graham is a homo? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/20/lindsey-graham-gay-conser_n_544554.html
10:32 <@esch> rob>lindsay>corrine>ai>arun
23:06 <@duckstab> it's lindsay's homework
19:27 <@dreamghost> lindsay goat ftw
21:02 <@dreamghost> tehloki did u see lindsay goat edition?
21:02 <@dreamghost> its so lindsay like its scary
21:02 <@dreamghost> lindsaygoat http://i.imgur.com/gS97q.jpg
15:57 <@Juffo-Wup> ok that was more of a lindsay joke
11:45 <@p_g_p> including lindsay
15:55 < ai> i have more job interviews coming up but i don't wanna say anything after what happened to lindsay
15:55 <@esch> what happened to lindsay
15:57 <@Juffo-Wup> vis a vis lindsay
15:57 <@esch> what kind of job was it that lindsay got hired about
16:01 <@esch> did lindsay call the people back and say umm wtf?
23:56 <@tehloki> or lindsay
12:10 <@bp> http://lindsayrobertson.tumblr.com/post/1198729102/wall-street-money-never-sleeps-a-parade-of-goofs
20:08 <@dreamghost> cant wait for tehloki/lindsay wedding
11:28 <@lysol> we're not here to do your homework lindsay
11:28 < dmd-> yeah lindsay shut up
11:28 <@lysol> you're still lindsaying the fuck out of us
11:28 <@tehloki> you're lindsaying the fuck out me
03:14 <@tehloki> http://users.socis.ca/~mlindsay/q5.png do my friend's homework
03:14 <@lemmer> is your friend lindsay
12:06 * tehloki waits for dreamghost to say something about tehloki + lindsay wedding, ringbear
12:07 <@tehloki> i could never marry lindsay though she'd make me do her homework while getting drunk and lying on top of a pile of children
12:43 <@plb> you saying "i don't wanna do it for the lindsay reason"
12:44 <@tehloki> also what's the lindsay reason
12:46 <@tehloki> i know lindsay and whoa_boat are somehow involved but i really can't follow it
12:47 <@tehloki> lindsay has a person who posted nudes of her
12:25 <@dreamghost> seen lindsay
12:27 <@about> lindsay has experienced amazingly extensive harassment probably from a user of the internet
12:33 <&duckstab> i guess probably that isn't related to the lindsay thing
15:52 <@dreamghost> tehloki u need to reach out to lindsay
15:52 <@tehloki> lindsay is too complicated and dangerous and not on the internet
15:52 <@dreamghost> i wish i knew what her aim was i changed trillian to say lindsay lolcow when she is online
15:53 <@p_g_p> what's so wrong with lindsay
15:54 <@p_g_p> i think you should respect lindsay and the act of effing her bee
03:27 <@tehloki> 18:39 <@tehloki> I am glad I have finally fallen from grace in the eyes of lindsay
03:27 <@tehloki> i think that one is about getting lindsay pregnant
13:32 <@lysol> <lindsay>
01:54 <@esch> hey did lindsay die in a car accident caused by DUI
21:00 -!- mode/#mefi [+b *!*[email protected]] by esch
12:05 !moo.slashnet.org lysol invited lindsay into the channel.
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