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MARTHA & THE VANDELLAS "(WE'VE GOT) HONEY LOVE"
MARVELETTES "TWISTIN' POSTMAN"
CONTOURS "JUST A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING"
EDWIN STARR "TWENTY-FIVE MILES"
MARVELETTES "PLEASE MR. POSTMAN c/w TWISTIN' POSTMAN"
SMOKEY & THE MIRACLES "GOING TO A GO-GO"
CURTIS LEE "IS SHE IN YOUR TOWN"
MIRACLES "COME ON DO THE JERK c/w CHOOSEY BEGAR"
MARVELETTES "DON'T MESS WITH BILL"
#!/bin/bash
# because this network wireless keeps dropping if we don't send http traffic
# over it instead of our own vpn
MYSITE="js.la"
sudo route add $(dig +short $MYSITE |head -1) gw 10.35.0.1
while true; do

pie

is delicious

Here is what i like about pie

  • it's fucking delicious
  • there's a newline coming right here
  • it's also delicious

Fun with Daniel's 3d printe... uh, Daniel's Housewarming

Saturday 4/20

Bring:

  • your 3d plans
  • booze
  • food
  • a housewarming gift so Daniel doesn't catch on
Devs! Ops! QA! Engineers! NOC! All!
This month we're meeting at The Hub LA's coworking space in the Artist's District in Downtown Los Angeles. Our format for this meetup will be informal roundtable discussion featuring YOU, our members, talking about pain at our shops, the challenges we're facing, and the solutions we're using to solve our problems. Expect laughs, a few tears, and off-the-record conversation from many of the leading shops in Los Angeles.
Pizza will be provided by EdgeCast and drinks provided by MozillaIT. Pssst: EdgeCast is hiring and MozillaIT says you should use Firefox. We thank our sponsors for supporting us.
See you there!
Carlo
#!/bin/bash
while true; do
echo fuck you dave
done
@flores
flores / bitchbot.dumbaas.com.js
Created March 20, 2013 05:22
bitchbot.dumbaas.com
#!/usr/bin/node
var express = require('express');
var app = express();
app.get('/', function(req, res){
var optimization = [
"git",
"devops",
"agile",
@flores
flores / gist:5171865
Created March 15, 2013 18:15
messing with the local mongo instance for a meteor app
root@downoi:~# ps aufx |grep -i meteor |grep -i mongo
root 12719 0.1 6.7 237252 34312 pts/4 Sl+ Feb25 34:10 \_ /root/.meteorite/meteors/meteor/meteor/405cd9e86c6336bd9aaa7a8f240bb9815dceed2d/dev_bundle/mongodb/bin/mongod --bind_ip 127.0.0.1 --smallfiles --port 3002 --dbpath /root/devopsfeud/.meteor/local/db
root@downoi:~# mongo --port 3002
MongoDB shell version: 1.4.4
url: test
connecting to: 127.0.0.1:3002/test
type "help" for help
> show dbs
local
meteor
#!/bin/bash
if [ -z $1 ]; then
echo all carlo ever does is link cat gifs
else
curl http://edgecats.net/random
echo -e "\ncat!"
fi
@flores
flores / dave.sh
Created March 14, 2013 23:49
dave.sh
#!/bin/bash
if [ -z $1 ]; then
echo $0 always exits "fuck you"
else
echo fuck you
fi