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flores / gist:5044011
Created February 27, 2013 01:12
rootcause.dumbaas.com
var express = require('express');
var app = express();
app.get('/', function(req, res){
var rootcause = [
"dns servers",
"ops team",
"developers",
"quality assurance team",
"noc",
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flores / gist:5033449
Last active December 14, 2015 05:09
answer key from devops family feud at scale11x
{
question: "Name an indispensible UNIX utility",
number: 1,
answers: [
{
text: "grep",
score: 13,
display: "no"
},
{
{
question: "What is an indispensible tool?",
answers: [
{
text: "grep",
score: 50,
display: "no"
},
{
text: "cat",
<!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="http://cmx.io/v/0.1/cmx.css"/>
<script src="http://cmx.io/v/0.1/cmx.js"></script>
<style>.cmx-user-scene4 .cmx-text-border .cmx-path {stroke: orange}</style>
<body>
<div style="max-width:900px; -webkit-transform:rotate(0deg);">
<scene id="scene1">
<label t="translate(0,346)">
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flores / gist:4734840
Last active December 12, 2015 07:09
lo's lenses

lo's lenses

micro 4/3 mount

  • Panasonic ASPH 20mm f/1.7

m42 mount

  • Helios 44-2 58mm f/2
  • INDUSTAR-50 50mm f/3.5 pancake

(P?)K mount

root@downoi:~# for i in `seq 1 5`; do echo $i >> numbers; done
root@downoi:~# cat numbers
1
2
3
4
5
root@downoi:~# shuf numbers
1
3
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flores / ADA's recommend dosing
Created December 31, 2012 00:22
using Plantbrains concentrations and rota.la to get ppm/mL, then manufacturer dosing. *NO3 is derived from total N as NO3 equivalent. There is some NH3/4 in ADA fertilizers. Use rota.la to get NH3/4 specifically
| Method | NO3* | PO4 | K | Fe | Frequency |
| Green Brighty Special LIGHTS | 0.2 | 0.2 | 0.1 | | daily |
| Green Brighty Special SHADE | 0.2 | 0.1 | 0.16 | | daily |
| Green Brighty Step 1 | | | 0.004 | 0.01 | daily first 3 months |
| Green Brighty Step 2 | | | 0.004 | 0.02 | daily after 3 months |
| Green Brighty Step 3 | | | 0.05 | 0.02 | daily after step2 ? |
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flores / gist:4165427
Created November 28, 2012 23:10
js.la, LA Dev/Ops, EdgeCast Networks, and NextSpace @ Amplify cordially invite you to our holiday party

Hello!

the jam

Our groups are coming together on Thursday, December 13th, at the wonderful NextSpace @ Amplify facility in Venice for no talks, no roundtables, and a whole lot of good times. We've also been so fortunate as to have EdgeCast Networks from Santa Monica provide food and drink.

the location

NextSpace @ Amplify

1600 Main St

tonina:~# # lameness above (js)
tonina:~# node nodetest
\"I\"+\"want\"+\"easy escaping\"
tonina:~# #Ruby
tonina:~# irb
irb(main):001:0> %Q{"I"+"want"+"easy escaping"}
=> "\"I\"+\"want\"+\"easy escaping\""