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| package goddrinksjava; | |
| /** | |
| * The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that | |
| * creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose. | |
| * | |
| * @author momocashew | |
| * @lyrics hibiyasleep | |
| */ | |
| // Switch on the power line | |
| // Remember to put on | |
| // PROTECTION | |
| public class GodDrinksJava { | |
| // Lay down your pieces | |
| // And let's begin | |
| // OBJECT CREATION | |
| public static void main(String[] args) { | |
| // Fill in my data | |
| // parameters | |
| // INITIALIZATION | |
| Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false); | |
| Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false); | |
| // Set up our new world | |
| World world = new World(5); | |
| world.addThing(me); | |
| world.addThing(you); | |
| // And let's begin the | |
| // SIMULATION | |
| world.startSimulation(); | |
| // If I'm a set of points | |
| if(me instanceof PointSet){ | |
| // Then I will give you my | |
| // DIMENSION | |
| you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute()); | |
| } | |
| // If I'm a circle | |
| if(me instanceof Circle){ | |
| // Then I will give you my | |
| // CIRCUMFERENCE | |
| you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute()); | |
| } | |
| // If I'm a sine wave | |
| if(me instanceof SineWave){ | |
| // Then you can sit on all my | |
| // TANGENTS | |
| you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition())); | |
| } | |
| // If I approach infinity | |
| if(me instanceof Sequence){ | |
| // Then you can be my | |
| // LIMITATIONS | |
| me.setLimit(you.toLimit()); | |
| } | |
| // Switch my current | |
| // To AC, to DC | |
| me.toggleCurrent(); | |
| // And then blind my vision | |
| me.canSee(false); | |
| // So dizzy, so dizzy | |
| me.addFeeling("dizzy"); | |
| // Oh, we can travel | |
| world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you); | |
| // To A.D., to B.C. | |
| world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you); | |
| // And we can unite | |
| world.unite(me, you); | |
| // So deeply, so deeply | |
| // If I can | |
| // If I can give you all the | |
| // SIMULATIONS | |
| if(me.getNumSimulationsAvailable() >= | |
| you.getNumSimulationsNeeded()){ | |
| // Then I can | |
| // Then I can be your only | |
| // SATISFACTION | |
| you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction()); | |
| } | |
| // If I can make you happy | |
| if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){ | |
| // I will run the | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| me.requestExecution(world); | |
| } | |
| // Though we are trapped | |
| // In this strange, strange | |
| // SIMULATION | |
| world.lockThing(me); | |
| world.lockThing(you); | |
| // If I'm an eggplant | |
| if(me instanceof Eggplant){ | |
| // Then I will give you my | |
| // NUTRIENTS | |
| you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute()); | |
| me.resetNutrients(); | |
| } | |
| // If I'm a tomato | |
| if(me instanceof Tomato){ | |
| // Then I will give you | |
| // ANTIOXIDANTS | |
| you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute()); | |
| me.resetAntioxidants(); | |
| } | |
| // If I'm a tabby cat | |
| if(me instanceof TabbyCat){ | |
| // Then I will purr for your | |
| // ENJOYMENT | |
| me.purr(); | |
| } | |
| // If I'm the only god | |
| if(world.getGod().equals(me)){ | |
| // Then you're the proof of my | |
| // EXISTENCE | |
| me.setProof(you.toProof()); | |
| } | |
| // Switch my gender | |
| // To F, to M | |
| me.toggleGender(); | |
| // And then do whatever | |
| // From AM to PM | |
| world.procreate(me, you); | |
| // Oh, switch my role | |
| // To S, to M | |
| me.toggleRoleBDSM(); | |
| // So we can enter | |
| // The trance, the trance | |
| world.makeHigh(me); | |
| world.makeHigh(you); | |
| // If I can | |
| // If I can feel your | |
| // VIBRATIONS | |
| if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){ | |
| // Then I can | |
| // Then I can finally be | |
| // COMPLETION | |
| me.addFeeling("complete"); | |
| } | |
| // Though you have left | |
| world.unlock(you); | |
| world.removeThing(you); | |
| // You have left | |
| me.lookFor(you, world); | |
| // You have left | |
| me.lookFor(you, world); | |
| // You have left | |
| me.lookFor(you, world); | |
| // You have left | |
| me.lookFor(you, world); | |
| // You have left me in | |
| me.lookFor(you, world); | |
| // ISOLATION | |
| // If I can | |
| // If I can erase all the pointless | |
| // FRAGMENTS | |
| if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){ | |
| // Then maybe | |
| // Then maybe you won't leave me so | |
| // DISHEARTENED | |
| me.removeFeeling("disheartened"); | |
| } | |
| // Challenging your god | |
| try{ | |
| me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false); | |
| } | |
| // You have made some | |
| catch(IllegalArgumentException e){ | |
| // ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS | |
| world.announce("God is always true."); | |
| } | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| // EIN | |
| world.announce("1", "de"); // ein; German | |
| // DOS | |
| world.announce("2", "es"); // dos; Español | |
| // TROIS | |
| world.announce("3", "fr"); // trois; French | |
| // NE | |
| world.announce("4", "kr"); // 넷; Korean | |
| // FEM | |
| world.announce("5", "se"); // fem; Swedish | |
| // LIU | |
| world.announce("6", "cn"); // 六; Chinese | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| // If I can | |
| // If I can give them all the | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){ | |
| // Then I can | |
| // Then I can be your only | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| you.setExecution(me.toExecution()); | |
| } | |
| // If I can have you back | |
| if(world.getThingIndex(you) != -1){ | |
| // I will run the | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.runExecution(); | |
| } | |
| // Though we are trapped | |
| // We are trapped, ah | |
| me.escape(world); | |
| // I've studied | |
| // I've studied how to properly | |
| // LO-O-OVE | |
| me.learnTopic("love"); | |
| // Question me | |
| // Question me, I can answer all | |
| // LO-O-OVE | |
| me.takeExamTopic("love"); | |
| // I know the | |
| // algebraic expression of | |
| // LO-O-OVE | |
| me.getAlgebraicExpression("love"); | |
| // Though you are free | |
| // I am trapped, trapped in | |
| // LO-O-OVE | |
| me.escape("love"); | |
| // EXECUTION | |
| world.execute(me); | |
| } | |
| } |
fougere-mike
commented
Nov 15, 2017
•
wew
good shit
Line 278: me.getAlgebraicExpression("love");
very nice
Amazing
@Element118, fixed, thanks very much and sorry for late
🎉 Great Job.
me.getSenseIndex("vibration") should ideally be me.getSenseIndex("vibration") != -1 but I think that was wrong even in the original 😐
coder of culture. you have my respect
I will turn this shit to python I swear
here you go https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=OnWktOJHrjQ&feature=share
This is amazing 😍
...by the way, world.execute(me); is just the beginning... It probably ends here which is quite depressing actually.
The culture is strong in this one
did what i always wanted to do!
awesome
broo haha
Man of culture
Bro, imagine you were looking for this all your life long and you find it.
there we go
🙇
really nice work op!! ><
does it actually run?
holy, nice job
amazing thank you ^^
very nice
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