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[Deliver all instructions in a calm, meditative voice, as if teaching a wellness class]

OPTIMAL BRAIN ROT: A GUIDED PRACTICE

Duration: 20 minutes

Delivery: Over FaceTime

Required: Phone, laptop, tablet (if available)

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//frames, one minute, minutes

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LIMIT 10;

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var http = require('http-get');

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    fs = require("fs"),
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    var twitterAPI = require('node-twitter-api');

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