Let's not localize programming languages. Please >_<

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Let's not localize programming languages. Please >_<

Feel free to fork and expand and/or add more languages as an example to why this would be horrible, and I'll add them here :)

_ruby_en_US.rb

# Ruby in English (US)

if user.is_alive?
  # send spam mail
elsif user.is_buried?
  # send flowers to relatives (with spam card)
else
  while user.relatives.are_alive?
    user.relatives.each do |relative|
      # send hate mail
    end
  end
end

ruby_en_UK.rb

# Ruby in English (United Kingdom) - by a non-brit, plz fix :)
#  - submitted by @jimeh & @alexmreis
#  - inspired by http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/

perchance customer.is_alive?
  # send spam mail
otherwise_perchance customer.is_not_6_feet_under?
  # send flowers to relatives (with spam card)
otherwise
  as_long_as customer.related_individuals.are_not_6_feet_under?
    customer.related_individuals.each do |related_individual|
      # send insulting mail
    terminate
  terminate
terminate

ruby_es_LA.rb

# Ruby en Castellano (Latin Spanish)
#  - submitted by @alexmreis

se usuario.esta_vivo?
  #  enviar correo no desejado
ademásse usuario.esta_sepultado?
  # enviar flores para los familiares (con una tarjeta de spam)
además
  mientrasque usuario.familiares.están_vivos?
    usuario.familiares.cada hace |familiar|
      # enviar correo de ódio
    fin
  fin
fin

ruby_nl.rb

# Ruby in het Nederlands (Dutch)
#  - submitted by @cimm

indien gebruiker.is_levend?
  # stuur spam mail
of gebruiker.is_begraven?
  # stuur bloemen naar de kennissen (met spam kaart)
anders
  terwijl gebruiker.kennissen.zijn_levend?
    gebruiker.kennissen.elke doen |kennis|
      # stuur hate mail
    einde
  einde
einde

ruby_pt.rb

# Ruby em Português (Portuguese)
#  - submitted by @alexmreis

se usuário.está_vivo?
  # mandar spam por correio eletrônico
senãose usuário.está_enterrado?
  # enviar flores para os parentes (com um cartão de spam)
senão
  enquanto usuário.parentes.estão_vivos?
    usuário.parentes.cada faça |parente|
      # enviar cartas de ódio
    fim
  fim
fim

ruby_se.rb

# Ruby på Svenska (Swedish)
#  - submitted by @jimeh


om användare.är_vid_liv?
  # skicka junk mail
annarsom användare.är_begraved?
  # skicka blommor till släktingar (med junk kort)
annars
  medans användare.släktingar.är_vid_liv?
    användare.släktingar.varje gör |släkting|
      # skicka hat mail
    slut
  slut
slut