Matthew Lyon mattly

If asked why your module isn't using Streams 2, well it makes it so much harder to use a stream as an iterative work queue. Sound SMART.

Node's error handling was inspired by getting mugged in Oakland: You're gonna die and you better have someone to resurrect you.

Our weaponized crime-fighting #nodebotsday project just up and left. “Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening” it said

Rewrite all your apps in asm.js for both performance and clarity. It’s even closer to the metal.

House Shopping

rate(term, amount) =
    let n = term * 12/year in
    let r = ir / (12/year) in
    r/(1 - (1+r)^(-n)) * amount
    
house at(house) =
    let fifteen = rate(15year, house - down payment) in

let thirty = rate(30year, house - down payment) in

Ingredients

4lbs Pork Shoulder
1tbsp Liquid Smoke
2-3tbsp Hawaiian Red Sea Salt
1 Banana Leaf

Process

Tenderize the pork with a fork. Get lots of holes to help prevent it from drying out. The thicker your cut of meat is, the more frequent the holes should be.

	#!/usr/bin/env bash
	getDir () {
	fname=$1
	[ -h $fname ] && fname=$(readlink $fname)
	echo "$(cd "$(dirname $fname)" && pwd)"
	}
	# used by loader to find core/ and stdlib/
	BORK_SOURCE_DIR="$(getDir $(getDir ${BASH_SOURCE[0]}))"
	BORK_SCRIPT_DIR=$PWD
	BORK_WORKING_DIR=$PWD

	brackets = [ 13,150, 50,200, 129,601, 209,851, 411,501, 439,000, 999,999,999,999]
	rates = [ 10%, 15%, 25%, 28%, 33%, 35%, 39.6%]

	tax (amt, level) =
	let this = brackets[level] in
	let prev = brackets[level-1] in
	let rate = rates[level] in
	if this <= amt then (this - prev) * rate
	else if prev < amt then (amt - prev) * rate
	else 0

	#!/usr/bin/env ruby
	require 'rubygems'
	require 'twitter'
	require 'json'
	require 'faraday'

	# things you must configure
	TWITTER_USER = "you"

	# get these from dev.twitter.com

	#!/usr/bin/env ruby
	# Modified from https://gist.github.com/robinsloan/3688616
	# This version will nuke your entire twitter history past a certain threshold.
	# It requires you to download your archive from twitter and put "tweets.csv"
	# in the same directory as this script.
	require 'rubygems'
	require 'twitter'
	require 'json'
	require 'faraday'
	require 'csv'

	# "affix" and "scrollspy", before bootstrap had them:
	$ ->
	$nav = $('nav')
	navTop = $nav.offset?().top - 12
	navFixed = 0
	sections = {}
	for section in $('section')
	$section = $(section)
	id = $section.attr('id')
	if id

	mattly@lluvia:~/c/w/projectname :) make all

	Agreeing to the Xcode/iOS license requires admin privileges, please re-run as root via sudo.

	mattly@lluvia:~/c/w/projectname :E69

	<<<<<<< HEAD
	}
	=======
	}
	>>>>>>> origin/branchname