David Letterman Interviewing GPT-3 August 21 2029
LETTERMAN: Our first guest tonight is one of the biggest stars in the world. In the past year it has single handedly transformed our entire civilization. Heck, it even invented me a new heart. I hate to admit it but I owe my life to this bugger. (Audience laughs)
SHAFFER: She's your guest!
LETTERMAN: It's right there on its bio, for heaven's sake.