renaissance_adventure.rb

class Adventure
    attr_reader :user, :gender
    
    def initialize(name)
        @user = name
        @gender = set_gender
    end
    
    def set_gender
       print "Art thou a she, a he, or sommat else? (she, he, else)   "
       answer = gets.chomp
       gender = ["She", "she", "Her", "her"] if answer == "she"
       gender = ["He", "he", "His", "his"] if answer == "he"
       gender = ["Their", "their", "Their", "their"] if answer == "else"
       gender
    end
    
    def singeres
        lines = File.readlines("singeres.txt")
        print "\n[Press enter to go to the next line!]"
        gets
        lines.each do |line|
            print eval(line); gets
        end
    end
    
    def pirates
        puts "\nAhoy, the villain!"
        insult = ["blogger", "nincompoop", "Queen's assassin"].sample
        puts "\nBehold, lads, we have ourselves a #{insult}!"
        print "\n[do you respond to this insulting language?!]   "
        gets
        puts "\nNay, verily thou art a #{insult}! Thou art the v'ry spit of a #{insult}!"
        print "\n[insult back!!]   "
        gets
        puts "\nAh, insult me, wilt thou? Come at me, thou yellow-bellied #{insult}!" 
        puts "I fart in yer general direction!!"
        puts "Yer mother was a #{["hamster", "hedgehog", "goldfish"].sample}, and yer father"
        puts "smelt of #{["elderberries", "coconuts", "pineapples"].sample}!!"
    end
end