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ThroatPunchList.md

On October 30, 2023, the Throat Punch List turned 10! In honor of that occasion, I'm putting some old favorites back on the list!

  1. Chad Green
  2. Jeff Fritz
  3. Anyone that uses ask as a noun or that says stuff like "solutioning a problem"
  4. Jim Holmes
  5. Darby
  6. Strauss
  7. JB
  8. Brendan
  9. Sadukie

For Jim

@surfacedamage

surfacedamage commented Apr 28, 2014

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@mdarby should be on the list twice.

@alexmoore

alexmoore commented Apr 30, 2014

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👍

@searls

searls commented Mar 13, 2015

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Recommend you merge in this obviously superior fork of your garbage repo https://gist.github.com/jrwren/8183dae56872d6a85c22

@mjeaton

mjeaton commented Jul 31, 2015

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Wow...I never noticed Jay's fork. That's awesome.

@coridrew

coridrew commented Dec 29, 2015

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These comments started my day right. Cracking up.

@peteraritchie

peteraritchie commented May 25, 2017

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Zero Fucks Given principle invoked...

@peteraritchie

peteraritchie commented Jun 2, 2017

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78 revisions? Get off my lawn!

@terrancerobb

terrancerobb commented Mar 25, 2020

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WRT #0 - I can think of at least place you would have hated to be employed.

@csharpfritz

csharpfritz commented Oct 31, 2023

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10 years and I'm back on the throat punch list.

Congrats to you and the list!

@mletterle

mletterle commented Oct 31, 2023 •
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10 years man

@sadukie

sadukie commented Jan 26, 2024

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I'm incredibly honored to join this list - thanks to trolling with Google Bard and bad conference topics. 🤣

@keithelder

keithelder commented Jan 26, 2024

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I took @mjeaton shark fishing so pretty sure I am grandfathered in on the safe zone side.

@mjeaton

mjeaton commented Jan 26, 2024

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I took @mjeaton shark fishing so pretty sure I am grandfathered in on the safe zone side.

To be fair, you took me FISHING...I just happened to catch a shark. 😉

@keithelder

keithelder commented Jan 26, 2024

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To be fair, salt-water fishing. There. :)

@mletterle

mletterle commented Jan 26, 2024

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I'm incredibly honored to join this list - thanks to trolling with Google Bard and bad conference topics. 🤣

Congratulations Sadukie!

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