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528630387246116864	cstross	We were two-thirds of the drive up the M1, almost at Doncaster, when the horse in the trunk finally started to smoulder.  #NaNoWriMoOpeners
528588624325922817	drewtoothpaste	"You take the red pill," RuPaul said, her palms upturned, "and I show you how deep this Drag Race goes." #NaNoWriMoOpeners
528583934448513024	Mobute	Sergeant O'Leary is walking the beat. At night he becomes a Charmander.  #NaNoWriMoOpeners
528927801265913856	bltitus	These haven’t been used before, have they? #NaNoWriMoOpeners
528927712409579521	bltitus	“Call me Ishmael.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners
528927651780890625	bltitus	“Happy families are all alike.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners
528927572110106624	bltitus	My #NaNoWriMoOpeners - “it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”
528804452401049600	hunktears	Liam reflected on the past week. "Oh my god Harry," he exclaimed as he realized what was happening, "you're in heat!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners
528903713071841280	hydinout	Richard Dawkins started warming up the Death Star's lase

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class String
  def to_full_width
    offset = 65248
    self.each_byte.collect { |x|     
      [x == 32 ? 12288 : (x + offset)].pack("U").freeze
    }.join("")
  end
end

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am muffinista on github.
• I am muffinista (https://keybase.io/muffinista) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 9C2C D454 A0EC 5BF2 2A71 C42F 0313 C791 F8D8 2CBE

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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mysql> select substr(name, 1, 1) as alpha, count(id) from places group by alpha;
+-------+-----------+
| alpha | count(id) |
+-------+-----------+
| 1     |         7 |
| 2     |         4 |
| 4     |         1 |
| 6     |         1 |
| 9     |         1 |
| A     |      7479 |

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192.99.19.154 - - [12/Jul/2014:03:17:08 -0500] "GET / HTTP/1.1" 200 29308 "-" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; Trident/7.0; rv:11.0) like Gecko"
192.99.19.154 - - [12/Jul/2014:03:17:08 -0500] "GET /home HTTP/1.1" 200 29308 "-" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; Trident/7.0; rv:11.0) like Gecko"
192.99.19.154 - - [12/Jul/2014:03:17:08 -0500] "GET /the-band--2 HTTP/1.1" 200 23952 "-" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; Trident/7.0; rv:11.0) like Gecko"
192.99.19.154 - - [12/Jul/2014:03:17:08 -0500] "GET /tour HTTP/1.1" 200 26522 "-" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; Trident/7.0; rv:11.0) like Gecko"
192.99.19.154 - - [12/Jul/2014:03:17:08 -0500] "GET /tour-history HTTP/1.1" 200 26191 "-" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; Trident/7.0; rv:11.0) like Gecko"
192.99.19.154 - - [12/Jul/2014:03:17:09 -0500] "GET /the-american-dog-store HTTP/1.1" 200 96317 "-" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; Trident/7.0; rv:11.0) like Gecko"
192.99.19.154 - - [12/Jul/2014:03:17:09 -0500] "GET /music HTTP/1.1" 200 3747

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby

require 'rubygems'
require 'bundler/setup'

require 'chatterbot/dsl'
require 'spacejam'


consumer_key 'key'

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby

require 'rubygems'
require 'bundler/setup'
require 'chatterbot/dsl'
require 'marky_markov'

#
# this is the script for the twitter bot mitchc2_ebooks
# generated on 2013-11-26 16:31:48 -0500

muffinista

As the assassin's bullet pierced his skull, Abraham Lincoln's mind drifted to the Gettysburg Address. As we all know, Lincoln was an early believer in the theory of the multiverse, and as his conciousness slipped away, he drifted amongst infinite parallel universes.

The Gettysburg Address On Earth-1

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

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loop do
  search "medbotqna SGUL finals" do |tweet|
    txt = tweet[:text]
    if txt =~ /001/
      reply "#{tweet_user(tweet)} Here is your question - SGUL finals", tweet
      reply "#{tweet_user(tweet)} Mrs Jones is a 68 year old life long smoker who has an operation next week. To continue please reply with SGUL finals 002", tweet
    elsif txt =~ /002/
      # stuff to handle 002 here
    elsif txt =~ /003/
      # stuff to handle 003 here

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class Document < Nokogiri::XML::SAX::Document
  attr_accessor :in_page, :in_title, :in_text, :text, :title, :depth, :root

  def initialize
    @depth = 4
    @root = "/opt/wiki"
    if File.exist?("/opt/wiki/redirects")
      File.delete("/opt/wiki/redirects")
    end
    if File.exist?("/opt/wiki/titles")