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mysteriouspants / quotes.md
Last active December 28, 2015 17:59
Great quotes of programming, computer science, and mathematics. If you have on to add, please fork and contribute!

It has been said that Amazon AWS is the worst form of PaaS except all the others that have been tried.

Winston Churchill

There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.

Phil Karlton

Give a man a game engine and he delivers a game. Teach a man to make a game engine and he never delivers anything.

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mysteriouspants / moms spaghetti.txt
Last active December 25, 2015 11:29
Left me in stitches.
Look, if you had one pot, or one opportunity
To eat all the spaghetti you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip through your fork?
Yo
His palms are penne, knees meat, arms spaghetti
Add meatballs to the spaghetti, mom's secret recipe
He's nervous, but on the surface mom's spaghetti looks ready for meatballs
but he eats all the spaghetti, he can choke down,
the whole crowd goes spaghetti
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mysteriouspants / 000-README.md
Created November 7, 2012 17:08
HAML vs ERB vs SLIM on JRuby 1.7.0 Showdown!

Section of Introductions

This was all done on a rather nice iMac:

  • Intel Core i7 Sandy-Bridge 4-core chip
  • 12 GB of RAM
  • 1TB Spinning-disk hard drive
  • java version 1.6.0_37, build 1.6.0_37-b06-434-11M3909 "HotSpot" 64-bit VM "mixed mode" (whatever that's supposed to mean)
  • The excellent pre-chewed testing app at