Infosec sea shanty from @akareilly

Infosec sea shanty about pwning fascists.txt

Original: https://twitter.com/akareilly/status/1349051045595541504

The deplorables put up a site
For free speech if you're male and white.
Welcomed all the far-right clowns
That the bird site wanted to go.

Chorus: Soon may anti-fascists come
To bring us data on where you've gone.
One day, when the hackin' is done,
All your files will show.

It had not been three days before
Hate mobs broke down Capitol doors.
Tech leaders called all hands and swore
Their apps had to go.

(Chorus)

If you're on the web to spew some hate,
Pay heed to how you authenticate.
Your faces we will exfiltrate
Through your janky Twilio.

(Chorus)

There are things that one can't say out loud
Without getting the boot from a corporate cloud.
So, if you're running with supremacist crowds,
Jeff won't take your dough.

(Chorus)

You said you'd rebuild from the ground,
But there are no vendors to be found.
Network's cut and the site stays down;
The answer is "lol, no".

(Chorus, with harmony)