- The Bible was not a movie first.
- Stalactites is not a childhood disease.
- Iowa City never elected Mayor McCheese.
- Allegra is not a religion.
- Jeremy Lin was traded, not deported.
- The sun and the moon do not high-five as they pass each other.
- Vaginas don't look like that.
- A dead person's skill does not contain their memories.
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| diff -u -r c_only/Makefile plugins_darwin/Makefile | |
| --- c_only/Makefile 2012-08-19 22:53:58.000000000 -0400 | |
| +++ plugins_darwin/Makefile 2012-08-24 08:00:34.000000000 -0400 | |
| @@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ | |
| PLUGIN_DIR = plugins | |
| -all: htmlize_main $(PLUGIN_DIR)/tt.so $(PLUGIN_DIR)/narcissist.so | |
| +all: htmlize_main $(PLUGIN_DIR)/tt.dylib $(PLUGIN_DIR)/narcissist.dylib | |
Pizza, with generative log spiral pepperoni layout! Made with D3.js.
paulsmith
/ oscars-2013-raw.txt
Last active
December 10, 2015 23:18
Parsing a list of 2013 Oscar nominees into CSV. (The raw text is formatted strangely w.r.t. case because it was copy-pasted from a PDF.)
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| BEST PICTURE | |
| Amour | |
| TBD, Producer | |
| Argo | |
| Grant Heslov, Ben Affleck and George Clooney, Producers | |
| BeAsts of the southern Wild | |
| Dan Janvey, Josh Penn and Michael Gottwald, Producers | |
| djAngo unchAined | |
| Stacey Sher, Reginald Hudlin and Pilar Savone, Producers | |
| les misérABles |
paulsmith
/ brew-doctor.log
Created
March 29, 2013 18:13
brew install tmux (fails for version 1.8 stable on Mac OS X 10.6.8)
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| Warning: "config" scripts exist outside your system or Homebrew directories. | |
| `./configure` scripts often look for *-config scripts to determine if | |
| software packages are installed, and what additional flags to use when | |
| compiling and linking. | |
| Having additional scripts in your path can confuse software installed via | |
| Homebrew if the config script overrides a system or Homebrew provided | |
| script of the same name. We found the following "config" scripts: | |
| /Library/Frameworks/Mapnik.framework/Programs/mapnik-config |
paulsmith
/ gifted-and-talented-cocktail.md
Created
April 14, 2013 22:12
The Gifted & Talented cocktail
paulsmith
/ appendgopkg.vim
Created
April 29, 2013 18:00
A simple Vim command to quickly append a package to the list of imports in a Go source code file.
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| " AppendGoPackage() prompts you for the name of a Go package, searches for | |
| " the import statement at the top of the file, appends the package to the | |
| " list of names, and restores the cursor's location. | |
| function! AppendGoPackage() | |
| call inputsave() | |
| let s:pkg = input("Go package: ") | |
| call inputrestore() | |
| let s:cmd = "normal! ma?^import (\<CR>%O\t\"" . s:pkg . "\"\<ESC>`a" | |
| execute s:cmd | |
| endfunction |
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| package main | |
| import ( | |
| "crypto/tls" | |
| "flag" | |
| "fmt" | |
| "io" | |
| "log" | |
| "net" | |
| "os" |