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<?php

/**
 * This is the clock interface. It's really simple, you write it once, use it anywhere.
 * Cool extra things you can do:
 *      - have it return custom value objects
 *      - separate method for currentDate() without time part
 */
interface Clock
{

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“How We Talk About Tech” - Show Notes

Slides

I don’t think the slides are very useful on their own but you can find them here: http://rosstuck.com/dpc2016/#/.

(I was unable to create a decent PDF export, hence the self hosting).

Video

The talk was recorded but I don’t know when it will be released.

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Feature: Cookie Jar

  Scenario: The last cookie put in the jar is the first eaten
    Given I put a raisin cookie in the jar
    And I put a chocolate cookie in the jar
    When I eat a cookie
    Then I should have eaten a chocolate cookie

  Scenario: I eat multiple cookies
    Given I put a raisin cookie in the jar

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<?php
namespace Derp;

abstract class Enum
{
    protected $value;

    protected static $possibleValues;

    protected static function getPossibleValues()

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am rosstuck on github.
• I am rosstuck (https://keybase.io/rosstuck) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is A689 BB42 7A18 84FE 410B C170 2D05 8561 B39E D426

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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<?php
use \Symfony\Component\Form\FormInterface;
use \Symfony\Component\HttpFoundation\Request;


class FormSet
{
    /**
     * @var SplObjectStorage|FormInterface[]
     */

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<?php

trait EventGenerator
{
    protected $pendingEvents = array();

    protected function raise($event)
    {
        $this->pendingEvents[] = $event;
    }

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Hello PFC!

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use Metadata\MetadataFactory;
use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\Handler\DeserializationHandlerInterface;
use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\Handler\SerializationHandlerInterface;
use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\VisitorInterface;
use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\XmlDeserializationVisitor;
use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\Construction\UnserializeObjectConstructor;
use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\JsonDeserializationVisitor;
use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\Handler\ObjectBasedCustomHandler;
use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\Handler\DateTimeHandler;
use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\Handler\DoctrineProxyHandler;

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var redis = require("redis");
var client = redis.createClient();

client.on("message", function (channel, message) {
    console.log(channel + ": " + message);
});
client.subscribe("broadcast");