Supreme Ruler of the Koopa Kingdom
Darklands, Mushroom World | [email protected] | +1-777-FIRE-BREATH | LinkedIn: KingBowser
Charismatic and battle-tested monarch with over 35 years of experience in kingdom management, strategic invasions, and organizational leadership. Adept in resource allocation, fortress construction, minion workforce development, and multi-phase project execution. Passionate about cross-realm diplomacy (and conquest), high-security systems, and innovation in magical technology. Seeks challenging executive position where ambition, vision, and unrelenting persistence are assets.
- Strategic Planning & Domination
- Army Recruitment & Training
- Hostage Negotiation (and Capture)
- Fire-Breath Combat & Defense
- Interdimensional Logistics
- Tower & Fortress Infrastructure
- Crisis Management (Plumber-related)
- Emotional Intelligence (In Progress)
- Event Coordination (e.g. Mario Party)
Koopa Empire Holdings, Ltd.
Since Prehistory – Present
- Managed and expanded a trans-realm empire with operations in the Darklands, Lava Lakes, and Sky Worlds.
- Constructed and maintained 8+ castles with scalable lava pits, firebars, and rotating bridges.
- Led over 100,000 Koopa Troopas, Goombas, Magikoopas, and elite units like the Koopalings.
- Designed and deployed cutting-edge traps and enemy AI to deter heroic plumbers.
- Repeatedly executed high-risk, high-reward princess acquisition strategies.
- Innovated in vehicle-based combat, including the Clown Car and Bowser Mech Suit.
Koopa Kart Racing League (KKRL)
1992 – Present
- Founded and co-managed popular inter-kingdom racing tournaments.
- Championed equality in kart design and introduced blue shell balance mechanics.
- Partnered with former rivals for branding and monetization opportunities.
Dark Sorcery & Political Science
Koopa Magickal University, Darklands
Bachelor's Equivalent, Magna Roar Laude
Leadership Development Program
Bowser Jr. Co-Parenting Workshops, In Progress
- Named “Most Persistent Antagonist” by Mushroom Times (15 years running)
- Defeated Mario in several timelines (see Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario: The Origami King)
- Successfully raised 8 Koopalings & 1 Bowser Jr. while running an empire
- Survived lava. Multiple times.
- Partnered with Mario against greater threats (see: Super Mario RPG, Bowser's Inside Story)
- Koopa
- Common Mushroom Kingdom Dialect
- Growling, Roaring, Fire-Snorting (Fluent)
- Symphonic Heavy Metal
- Clown Car Modding
- Raising Bowser Jr.
- Burning things
- Self-improvement via boss fights
Available upon threat… er, request.