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Slava was born in 1986 in Moscow, Russia—a red commie bastard if there ever was one. Like all Russians, he was born to an alcoholic soldier father, and a mother who would have been a famous prima ballerina, had the Cossacks not sacked the family's potato farm, requiring her to abandon her dreams and return home to help support them. Violin music in a minor key played at all times during this period, which may or may not have actually been only visible to the human eye in shades of grey.
As the family grew destitute, it became necessary for Slava to be taken in by the state. Unfortunately, Slava came into being at the same time as a program intended to breed the perfect Communist: no passion, no desires, only cold, cruel logic. The infant was placed in an experiment that substituted a nurturing parent for a mechanized need-meeting device. The young Slava's physical needs never went unmet, but unfortunately the experiment was deemed a failure when it was determined that while the ensuing
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<rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"> | |
<channel> | |
<title>{{ sitename }}</title> | |
<description>{{ description }}</description> | |
<link>{{ baseUrl }}</link> | |
<atom:link href="{{ baseUrl }}/feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> | |
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#!/usr/bin/env sh | |
# Download lists, unpack and filter, write to stdout | |
curl -s https://www.iblocklist.com/lists.php \ | |
| sed -n "s/.*value='\(http:.*=bt_.*\)'.*/\1/p" \ | |
| xargs wget -O - \ | |
| gunzip \ | |
| egrep -v '^#' |
<?php | |
/* From https://www.usps.com/send/official-abbreviations.htm */ | |
$us_state_abbrevs_names = array( | |
'AL'=>'ALABAMA', | |
'AK'=>'ALASKA', | |
'AS'=>'AMERICAN SAMOA', | |
'AZ'=>'ARIZONA', | |
'AR'=>'ARKANSAS', |
(defpackage :fsm | |
(:use :cl) | |
(:export :standard-state-machine | |
:standard-state-machine-event | |
:state | |
:defstate | |
:deffsm)) | |
(in-package :fsm) | |
;; Basic copy-pasta protection |
var parser = document.createElement('a'); | |
parser.href = "http://example.com:3000/pathname/?search=test#hash"; | |
parser.protocol; // => "http:" | |
parser.hostname; // => "example.com" | |
parser.port; // => "3000" | |
parser.pathname; // => "/pathname/" | |
parser.search; // => "?search=test" | |
parser.hash; // => "#hash" | |
parser.host; // => "example.com:3000" |
#!/usr/bin/env sh | |
## | |
# This is script with usefull tips taken from: | |
# https://github.com/mathiasbynens/dotfiles/blob/master/.osx | |
# | |
# install it: | |
# curl -sL https://raw.github.com/gist/2108403/hack.sh | sh | |
# |
;; Tunnel boot scaffold [elisp] | |
(defun toggle-tunnel-out (&optional again) | |
(interactive "P") | |
(let* ((bname " *tun*") | |
(tun (get-buffer bname))) | |
(if tun | |
(let ((kill-buffer-query-functions nil)) | |
(kill-buffer tun)) | |
(async-shell-command "~/bin/loop-tunnel.sh" " *tun*"))) | |
(when again (toggle-tunnel-out))) |
/* A facade for the Web Worker API that fakes it in case it's missing. | |
Good when web workers aren't supported in the browser, but it's still fast enough, so execution doesn't hang too badly (e.g. Opera 10.5). | |
By Stefan Wehrmeyer, licensed under MIT | |
*/ | |
var WorkerFacade; | |
if(!!window.Worker && !iCanHasFastBrowser()){ | |
WorkerFacade = (function(){ | |
return function(path){ | |
return new window.Worker(path); |