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| <!DOCTYPE html> | |
| <html> | |
| <head> | |
| <title>Générateur de titre de conférence XebiCon</title> | |
| <link | |
| href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Lato&display=swap" | |
| rel="stylesheet" | |
| /> | |
| <style> | |
| p { | |
| margin: 1rem auto; | |
| padding: 10vh; | |
| max-width: 50rem; | |
| font: 2rem Lato, sans-serif; | |
| text-align: center; | |
| } | |
| </style> | |
| <body> | |
| <p> | |
| <?php | |
| function sample($array) { | |
| $index = array_rand($array); | |
| return $array[$index]; | |
| } | |
| function verb() { | |
| return sample(array( | |
| "Scaler", | |
| "Hyperscaler", | |
| "Comment scaler", | |
| "Développer", | |
| "Déconnecter", | |
| "Rendre efficace", | |
| "Manager", | |
| "Pilotage de", | |
| "Rendre On-Demand", | |
| "Construire", | |
| "C'est le moment de faire", | |
| "Migrer", | |
| "Ce que vous devez savoir sur", | |
| "REX sur", | |
| "Faut-il aller sur", | |
| "Infrastructure :", | |
| "Introduction à", | |
| "Mettre en place", | |
| "Guide de survie pour", | |
| "Connaître", | |
| "L'éthique de", | |
| "Bilan de", | |
| "Passé, présent, futur pour", | |
| "Pourquoi et comment utiliser", | |
| "Le visage de", | |
| "Le potentiel de", | |
| "Ce que vous devez savoir pour piloter", | |
| )); | |
| } | |
| function noun() { | |
| return sample(array( | |
| " vos datacenters", | |
| " vos data lakes", | |
| " vos data swamps", | |
| " vos clouds", | |
| " vos applications", | |
| " vos microservices", | |
| " vos monolithes", | |
| " vos modèles", | |
| " vos managements", | |
| " vos organisations", | |
| " vos infras", | |
| " vos machine-learnings", | |
| " vos veilles", | |
| " vos FaaS", | |
| " vos analytiques", | |
| " vos écosystèmes", | |
| " vos clusters", | |
| " vos pods", | |
| " vos solutions", | |
| " vos métriques", | |
| " vos tests", | |
| " vos IAs", | |
| " vos produits", | |
| )); | |
| } | |
| function adjective() { | |
| return sample(array( | |
| " de deep learning", | |
| " Big Data", | |
| " serverless", | |
| " event-driven", | |
| " data-centric", | |
| " cloud-native", | |
| " at scale", | |
| " Hadoop", | |
| " K8S", | |
| " E2E", | |
| " 10X", | |
| " lambda", | |
| " de data-science", | |
| " de façon boostée", | |
| " de façon fédérée", | |
| " de qualité", | |
| " modernes", | |
| " mobiles", | |
| " grâce à la programmation fonctionnelle", | |
| " en accélération", | |
| " de manière transactionnelle", | |
| " de manière incrémentale", | |
| " agiles", | |
| " à l'échelle", | |
| " en mode level up", | |
| )); | |
| } | |
| function how() { | |
| return sample(array( | |
| " sans Hadoop", | |
| " sur Android", | |
| " dans le groupe", | |
| " dans votre organisation", | |
| " dans le cloud", | |
| " dans le digital", | |
| " avec Kafka", | |
| " avec S3", | |
| " sur Ansible", | |
| " sur Kube", | |
| " en toute simplicité", | |
| " de façon simple et rapide", | |
| " de façon démystifiée", | |
| " chez les grands du Web", | |
| " avec Kubernetes", | |
| " sur vos side-projects", | |
| " avec Apache Spark", | |
| " sur votre portail", | |
| " par les maths", | |
| )); | |
| } | |
| function conclusion() { | |
| return sample(array( | |
| ", mythe ou réalité ?", | |
| " en interne", | |
| " : on fait le point", | |
| " en France", | |
| " chez BNPP", | |
| " à la Société Générale", | |
| " chez Orange", | |
| " chez Xebia", | |
| " à MyTF1", | |
| " sur AWS", | |
| ", on l'a fait", | |
| ", selon Netflix", | |
| ", et si c'était possible ?", | |
| ", table ronde", | |
| ", deux ans après", | |
| ", bilan", | |
| )); | |
| } | |
| echo verb() . | |
| noun() . | |
| sample(array(adjective(), "")) . | |
| sample(array(how(), "")) . | |
| sample(array(conclusion(), "")); | |
| ?> | |
| </p> | |
| </body> | |
| </html> |
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