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Cloudflare fragment rendering/caching

This worker script will evaluate your origin response, and replace html comments marked as fragment:key with a respective prefetch defined in a X-Fragments response header.

Usage

Your origin must include the X-Fragments header, specifying the a comma separated list of prefetch requests to make for that response.

< HTTP/1.1 200 OK

Falsehoods programmers believe about prices

You can store a price in a floating point variable.
All currencies are subdivided in 1/100th units (like US dollar/cents, euro/eurocents etc.).
All currencies are subdivided in decimal units (like dinar/fils)
All currencies currently in circulation are subdivided in decimal units. (to exclude shillings, pennies) (counter-example: MGA)
All currencies are subdivided. (counter-examples: KRW, COP, JPY... Or subdivisions can be deprecated.)
Prices can't have more precision than the smaller sub-unit of the currency. (e.g. gas prices)
For any currency you can have a price of 1. (ZWL)
Every country has its own currency. (EUR is the best example, but also Franc CFA, etc.)

Once upon a time there was a user that wanted to install firefox.

The user tried to do pacman -S firefox but it didn't work. The all mighty pacman reported that firefox-3.2.4-1.i686.pkg.tar.gz could not be found on his mirror. So the user tried pacman -Sy firefox. It worked and the user rejoiced since he could once again go and troll /h/.

But all was not good. The user had made a grave error!

See, when the user told the almighty pacman to -Sy firefox, pacman did

	# Generate a new pgp key: (better to use gpg2 instead of gpg in all below commands)
	gpg --gen-key
	# maybe you need some random work in your OS to generate a key. so run this command: `find ./* /home/username -type d \| xargs grep some_random_string > /dev/null`

	# check current keys:
	gpg --list-secret-keys --keyid-format LONG

	# See your gpg public key:
	gpg --armor --export YOUR_KEY_ID
	# YOUR_KEY_ID is the hash in front of `sec` in previous command. (for example sec 4096R/234FAA343232333 => key id is: 234FAA343232333)

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