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quchen / trolling_haskell
Last active October 10, 2025 04:32
Trolling #haskell
13:15 <xQuasar> | HASKELL IS FOR FUCKIN FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF
| FUCKIN PUSSIES
13:15 <xQuasar> | JAVASCRIPT FOR LIFE FAGS
13:16 <luite> | hello
13:16 <ChongLi> | somebody has a mental illness!
13:16 <merijn> | Wow...I suddenly see the error of my ways and feel
| compelled to write Node.js!
13:16 <genisage> | hi
13:16 <luite> | you might be pleased to learn that you can compile
| haskell to javascript now
@vals
vals / number1.py
Created March 27, 2013 19:08
Making nicer looking pie charts with matplotlib
from random import shuffle
slices = [1,2,3] * 4 + [20, 25, 30] * 2
shuffle(slices)
fig = plt.figure(figsize=[10, 10])
ax = fig.add_subplot(111)
cmap = plt.cm.prism
colors = cmap(np.linspace(0., 1., len(slices)))
@Schnouki
Schnouki / movmd.py
Created February 25, 2013 08:20
.mov/.mp4 metadata (date/time) editor
#!/usr/bin/env python3
# -*- mode: python -*-
# This program is free software. It comes without any warranty, to the extent
# permitted by applicable law. You can redistribute it and/or modify it under
# the terms of the Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License, Version 2, as
# published by Sam Hocevar. See http://sam.zoy.org/wtfpl/COPYING for more
# details.
# Some useful resources:
@evansneath
evansneath / crc.py
Created January 27, 2013 22:29
Performs a cyclic redundancy check implemented in Python 3.3 with examples. More about CRC can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclic_redundancy_check
#!/usr/bin/env python3
def crc(msg, div, code='000'):
"""Cyclic Redundancy Check
Generates an error detecting code based on an inputted message
and divisor in the form of a polynomial representation.
Arguments:
msg: The input message of which to generate the output code.
@yxkelan
yxkelan / limit_file_size.py
Created November 2, 2012 06:15
Limit the uploaded file size Django
#In form.py
#The original source for this : http://djangosnippets.org/snippets/1303/
from django import forms
from django.template.defaultfilters import filesizeformat
from django.utils.translation import ugettext_lazy as _
# 2.5MB - 2621440
# 5MB - 5242880
# 10MB - 10485760
@ndarville
ndarville / settings.py
Last active December 16, 2024 16:14
Django on Travis CI
"""A basic database set-up for Travis CI.
The set-up uses the 'TRAVIS' (== True) environment variable on Travis
to detect the session, and changes the default database accordingly.
Be mindful of where you place this code, as you may accidentally
assign the default database to another configuration later in your code.
"""
import os
@almost
almost / glacier.py
Created August 21, 2012 17:59
Amazon Glacier from Python. There's now a branch for this, see here: https://github.com/almost/boto/tree/glacier
# Thomas Parslow http://almostobsolete.net
# Just a work in progress and adapted to what I need right now.
# It does uploads (via a file-like object that you write to) and
# I've started on downloads. Needs the development version of Boto from Github.
#
# Example:
#
# glacierconn = GlacierConnection(AWS_ACCESS_KEY, AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY)
# writer = GlacierWriter(glacierconn, GLACIER_VAULT)
# writer.write(somedata)
@ibeex
ibeex / foo.log
Created August 4, 2012 13:46
Flask logging example
A warning occurred (42 apples)
An error occurred
@peymano
peymano / gist:2047968
Created March 16, 2012 00:47
Restore from a binary Postgres dump file
pg_restore --clean --no-acl --no-owner -d <database> -U <user> <filename.dump>
@sindresorhus
sindresorhus / simplexhr.js
Created January 9, 2012 15:19
Simple XMLHttpRequest wrapper
var xhr = function() {
var xhr = new XMLHttpRequest();
return function( method, url, callback ) {
xhr.onreadystatechange = function() {
if ( xhr.readyState === 4 ) {
callback( xhr.responseText );
}
};
xhr.open( method, url );
xhr.send();