npm cares about your current working directory even if you are installing a global module. Apparently that matters. This kind of stupid shit shit is why I fucking abhor Node.

gistfile1.txt

$ pwd
/Volumes/NO NAME/

# This volume is not mounted.

$ sudo npm install -g eslint
Password:
node.js:720
    var cwd = process.cwd();
                      ^
Error: ENOENT, no such file or directory
    at Error (native)
    at Function.startup.resolveArgv0 (node.js:720:23)
    at startup (node.js:63:13)
    at node.js:814:3

$ cd ~/
$ sudo npm install -g eslint
/usr/local/bin/eslint -> /usr/local/lib/node_modules/eslint/bin/eslint.js
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