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/*<?php | |
//*/public class PhpJava { public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.printf("/*%s", | |
//\u000A\u002F\u002A | |
class PhpJava { | |
static function main() { | |
echo(//\u000A\u002A\u002F | |
"Hello World!"); | |
}} | |
//\u000A\u002F\u002A | |
PhpJava::main(); | |
//\u000A\u002A\u002F |
/*<?php | |
//*/public class PhpJava { public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.printf("/*%s", | |
//\u000A\u002F\u002A | |
class PhpJava { | |
static function main() { | |
echo(//\u000A\u002A\u002F | |
"Hello World!"); | |
}} | |
//\u000A\u002F\u002A | |
PhpJava::main(); | |
//\u000A\u002A\u002F |
I showed it to my boss and he now wants PHava in production. He believes in cheap and fast. :P
I'm going to create an IDE for this called "Chianti"
I don't know what is that function
in Java ..
@cpmiller but why not PHava Jeans?
Phava +1
It reminds me a bit of the portuguese expression "vá às favas", which grossly translates to "gtfo"
lol
Don't let you're Phava dreams be dreams guys.
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.
+1Phava
+1
Why is Phava phaping?
But... will it blend?
Just here to read the comments
Can somebody explain what happens after the printf, a string is printed and after that I haven't got a clue what is going on except that a class is created.
Sure, but does it transpile to Javascript?
Why not Japha?
Am I the only one who thought about the current USA election when seeing both code snippets?
I once had a similar idea of PHP in java and created this
Yoo Bro!
This is disgusting, and you should be ashamed. Both languages are already gross; mashing them together just makes me sick.
+1 bravo!
+1 for Phava!
What the...
I'd like to suggest we call this new language
Phava
.
+1
I suggest jhj
this is the only honest name I can produce for this stuff ...
👍