Jerk faces who need to receive throat punches

ThroatPunchList.md

On October 30, 2023, the Throat Punch List turned 10! In honor of that occasion, I'm putting some old favorites back on the list!

1. Chad Green
2. Jeff Fritz
3. Anyone that uses ask as a noun or that says stuff like "solutioning a problem"
4. Jim Holmes
5. Darby
6. Strauss
7. JB
8. Brendan
9. Sadukie

If you have to put disclaimers around a throat punch list then it's a good sign you're a XAML developer.

Look! I made the list! I don't know if I should be happy or afraid

I'm off the list? WTF?

The best part of this is getting all y'all suckers github usernames...

Darby...people come on and off the list. Pretty sure you'll be back in the future, so don't stress too much. ;-)

i'm gonna avoid this list.

@mdarby should be on the list twice.

👍

Recommend you merge in this obviously superior fork of your garbage repo https://gist.github.com/jrwren/8183dae56872d6a85c22

Wow...I never noticed Jay's fork. That's awesome.

These comments started my day right. Cracking up.

Zero Fucks Given principle invoked...

78 revisions? Get off my lawn!

WRT #0 - I can think of at least place you would have hated to be employed.

10 years and I'm back on the throat punch list.

Congrats to you and the list!

I'm incredibly honored to join this list - thanks to trolling with Google Bard and bad conference topics. 🤣

I took @mjeaton shark fishing so pretty sure I am grandfathered in on the safe zone side.

I took @mjeaton shark fishing so pretty sure I am grandfathered in on the safe zone side.

To be fair, you took me FISHING...I just happened to catch a shark. 😉

To be fair, salt-water fishing. There. :)

I'm incredibly honored to join this list - thanks to trolling with Google Bard and bad conference topics. 🤣

Congratulations Sadukie!